Genuinely never thought I'd see the day that people would say that the TSA is a worthwhile endeavor on par with the post office or mass transit. Like, they should be right behind ICE on the "abolish" menu.

I guess I was not adequately prepared for the number of my (girl) friends who were going to ask to see my boobs after surgery.

Honestly I'm surprised it took a little over 20 years before they started to milk the franchise with spinoffs outside of the mainline of the story.

Been crying about this all day like wtf. A corgi led them all home. They all took care of the injured German Shepherd. They escaped from meat smugglers and trekked 10 miles. 😭😭😭

Given that all the news outlets/premier journalists/columnists seem to have the same 4 or 5 niche and weird ass opinions they will breathlessly and relentlessly tell you about, I can confirm that the youth aren't missing much.

Wonder how the townies are going to start feeling about the mill st bike lane?

Man I am really struggling with MA's PFML law. On one hand, yes, employees should be supported and not have fear of loss of income or employment because they have a medical event. On the other hand, jfc it's impossible to plan around the leave as a business.

When it happens, I hope I'm at a gay club. It's gonna be lit.

Oh, it turns out that when you're a dick to everyone, they won't help you when you come knocking on their doors. Who would have thought?

Chat is this bad?

Logistics is woke.

*laughs in transgender*

"you're probably wondering how I got here."

The quintessential millennial experience of waking up a random Saturday morning and your government has started a war in the middle east.

Breast augmentation has to be the silliest and most nerve inducing surgery of all the ones I've had or plan to have. Not to mention that they look weird as hell while you wait for them to settle.

There are over 400,000 internal refugees within the US, having to flee their home states because of harassment and targeted attacks *by their governments* - to say nothing of the social/community harassment and attacks, or the people who don't have the means to flee.

Oh thank god, I was worried that the NYT had forgotten about trans people. 🤦🏻‍♀️

There needs to be less mint chocolate chip ice cream and more mint cookie ice cream tbh. It's vastly superior.

Theres a solid chance today could be the day if someone pushes him hard enough about Epstein while he's raging about tariffs.

The Supreme Court:

Just a fun reminder that while tariffs are stuck down (and that's good), last summer's reconciliation bill aggressively considered tariffs as a way to make the reconciliation work (even under their funny-money math). I'm sure this won't be a problem for things like debt/deficit.

Reporter: Do aliens exist? Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

It's official: You will pickle your brain on Twitter.

Someone reposted a post of mine from idk, a year and a half ago, calling Cenk dumb as rocks over a conspiracy related to WTC 7. Thought that was weird. Well, now I see why. He's still dumb as rocks.

They're so god damn predictable.

The republican party hates you and things that might make your life better.

This is genuinely pathetic.

Out to eat and some guy behind us is talking very loudly about how if we didn't do the industrial revolution and release all the co2 from it, life would literally be extinct. We'd be mars. Some poor woman is listening and just going "I don't think that's true."

Apple is genuinely the most frustrating platform on the planet to work with and I hate them.

This bridge was built because the previous bridge was privately owned by a guy whose lineage are massive Trump donors and had an effective monopoly on the only international land crossing between Michigan and Canada.

Hang it in the Louvre. lmao

Pats oline just absolutely cooked and exposed. They let the team down so hard.

Did I understand a single word? No. Was that show straight fire? Hell yes.

I really don't understand how organizations and people who are very brand/pr conscious relating to their personal likeness and IP are signing up to have an identical image of yourself spout off on whatever inappropriate content anyone who can break the AI guard rails comes up with.

SCOTUS: "the president can do whatever he wants." Also SCOTUS: "what do you mean you don't have to execute laws 😳"

Very cool to know that the Bristol County Probate and Family Court is rejecting adoption applications that are compliant with statute because of the arbitrary discretions of random court staff.

Republicans genuinely just hate you and everything that might improve your life. I'm not even entirely sold on the benefit of free buses in every application, but this is so god damn stupid and petty.

My best friend texted me today about the Epstein files like "Pizzagate was true?!" and like, yes but no? How do you even begin to try and explain the line from incels on world of war craft to Donald Trump and the Epstein files? Do you go back to Nixon to try and explain key players?

omfg

Best defensive stop Tony Dungy ever had.

The Civil Rights Division has been so thoroughly gutted that, even if it wasn't filled with sycophants loyal to Trump, the investigation would basically never get finished.

The arrests of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are a test for every MSM member with a platform. If you are not voicing your outrage at this blatant violation of the First Amendment, you are utterly discredited as a journalist.

I, for one, am absolutely shocked, SHOCKED, that the virulently transphobic people are also virulently homophobic.

you’re all making jokes but the reason Greg Bovino was removed from duty is a safety issue we all need to take seriously

Flight home delayed again for another 2 hours, after they forced us to check our bags in Chicago. If they cancel us the next flights are tomorrow and they won't give us our bags back or help us with any accommodation in the event of a cancel. Fuck southwest.

It's a little too wintry out there.

Southwest cancelled my flight home through Nashville, told me I had to call them to rebook, and then 30 seconds after I hung up the phone cancelled the first leg of my flight through Baltimore, leaving me with just the flight from Baltimore but not Chicago. I'm never getting out of this hell.

Drake Maye making it to the Super Bowl before Josh Allen would make me stop watching football if I was a bills fan