Yearning for the life where I can simply buy a road bike without thinking about it.

Something cathartic about working with the soft, over monitor light and a corgi curled up in his bed next to you.

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS

Wow who could have seen "nazi tattoo guy is going to get the crap kicked out of him" coming.

If you think trans people playing sports are acceptable ground to cede in favor of "winning elections" or some other favored outcome, you have zero understanding of the stakes and why sports is the focal point of much of the culture war. Full stop.

We are ruled by the Council of Nine. They rule for life & are completely unaccountable. Their agent, the president, is empowered to enact their will but will be placed on a short leash when he displeases them. Congress can raise and appropriate funds the president can use or not to his liking.

I would like to again thank the voters who insisted the Supreme Court wasn’t that big of a deal in 2016. Congrats! You did it! You showed that woman you hate!

Notably, Kavanaugh disagreed with the constitutional holding so that aspect of the decision is only 5-4 That 1️⃣ the plain language of the constitutional text *plus* 2️⃣ the unambiguous minutes from the Congressional debate creating it, can only muster up 5 votes? Very ominous for the future

I want every person who confidently told me "things can't get worse for trans people" in 2024 to bear the weight of their foolishness for the rest of their lives. I will never forgive them.

The Great American Fair is giving Willa Wonka Experience 2024.

Why did he use AI to generate an audience? lol

We never should have stopped calling these people fucking weird.

Friend just sent me a screen shot and captioned it "miyazaki loves poison swamps" 😂

Bringing these two babies home this fall. We're going to change their names to something LotR based to keep consistent with Frodo. The red and white girl will be Sam, because frodo needs a Sam, but I don't know what to name the black and tan. My heart says Pippin but it feels off with no Merry.

TREEEEEE LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Somehow I got suckered into new dogs.

Legit just saying that the President is not bound by the need to follow law.

Does the election cycle in NYC mean anything for the broader democratic party? Lol no, probably not. Is it hilarious to see a bunch of entrenched dems start to panic about their bulwark in power? Lol. Lmao.

Oh nooooo weve lost James Carville.

Thinking about the housing crisis in this state and feel grateful every day for the absolute dumb luck that got me into my own home. Feels like I caught the last chopper out of Nam.

Explains so much of how Gabbard went from one of Bernies fellows to MAGA. www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio... archive.ph/3kpgf

What?

Hey #Scottland, our mom talked to your mom and said we can have more play dates. You know. If you want to.

A buddy cop movie with Elijah wood and Daniel Radcliffe. They switch roles every 15 minutes and it's never acknowledged.

No, I don't want to sign in with a passkey. Just take my damn password.

Ironically, allowing migrants to have driver's licenses made it so they could get insurance. It also reduced hit & runs along with accidents in general because folks were getting education on driving in the US. It actually dropped insurance in states that did it. but GOP lost their mind over that.

They forgot that the reflecting pool needs to be shaken, not stirred.

I want to like stitch fix but they keep sending me sweaters. Like stylist, I left you a note that it's summer and 100 degrees. Stop sending me sweaters.

Not sure what was confusing about the no solicitation sign posted on our front steps (eye level from approach) for Raj Rajeshkumar.

The most unhinged email inbox in the world is the one tied to our marketing messages. My god yall are mean and weird as hell when you think no one is watching. lol

The guy making my pizza took extra long to make it because the kitchen was backed up, and he kept shouting to me how he was sorry and gonna make me the "most beautiful pizza" as an apology. Honestly 10/10. That's a beautiful pizza 😂

One of my favorite animal facts is that hippos are herbivores, but also one of the deadliest animals on the planet. They have no interest in eating you, they just hate you for the love of the game.

That feeling when you lock the doors and go to bed, and the next morning you find you left your keys in the door that you locked. #Imjustagirl

Europeans coming to the US en masse and learning why PVP servers aren't for everyone.

Lmao absolutely fucking not.

I would love to say this is actually a win for trans kids where the DOJ is trying to charge out of state hospitals in TX via venue shopping, but I also expect an opinion from Alito on that exact issue at some point that basically says "fuck dem kids."

I've been accumulating too many Starbucks giftcards as someone who doesn't drink any kind of coffee.

Pulled a jackpot pack in Pokémon: Slot Machine version.

Just saw a teen - younger side of 16 it looked like - riding one of the eMoto style ebikes get pulled over by a cop 👀

"Someone should do something about these vacant lots. I've tried nothing and I'm out of ideas" - guy who wanted to be D5 Councilor www.telegram.com/story/news/l...

Was reminded of one of my favorite research articles from when I studied thermodynamics in college.

Democrats not let republicans frame every issue and constantly play defense challenge: impossible

I love that the woman being a republican operative is somehow discrediting for her and the fact that Platner was dating a right wing operative is not at all discrediting for him

I for one am shocked the guy with a nazi tattoo was also a sex pest. I did nazi that coming. I'll see myself out.

Today is a good day to ride bikes.

This is the kind of content the internet was made for. 🥰

We never should have let consultants force Tim Walz to stop calling these people weird.

I've been experimenting with Local AI models for business output/support for my team and this shit slaps. I feel like there's a catch.

I was so ready. Meteors can't even get the job done anymore. Smhd.