hey can someone confirm or deny whether or not someone you invite to bluesky can find you that way? can they look up your username somehow? this is important plz help 😭

geography pop quiz time! what's this country? 📍🗺️

in Maryland there's only one gender and that gender is crab

good morning bluesky

what an exciting time to have literally just started a new job in regulatory compliance engineering for crypto 🔥

sometimes when I take my wedding ring off to wash my hands, I forget which hand it's supposed to go on when I go to put it back on

you just death glare until they go away

good morning bluesky

help I want a bridge piercing so bad

why is it a trend nowadays to do nose contour that just makes your nose look dirty af. like you just snorted a line of literal dirt. what is going on.

oh hm I don't think I showed off my new tattoo here did I? so here it is

being forced to read and write Ruby and JS against my will (thankfully only temporarily)

becoming more and more of a misanthrope as time goes on

which is amazing because. like yeah, the whole world has a nazi problem. nazis are a problem. but if you go to a bar and everybody there is constantly talking about "Which one of you is a Nazi? Why isn't the bartender doing anything about these Nazis" You might think the problem is worse than it is

added a new fear to my list: the plane I'm in depressurizing and everyone aboard losing consciousness as it flies into restricted airspace and gets chased down by F-16's going supersonic and then crashes into the side of a mountain killing everyone

sometimes we're just being cringey millennials and genuinely laughing in a non-heated discussion ... idk which option is worse

in a different life I'd be a roller derby girl

so do you think the ✨ p(doom) ✨ EA people are going to be even remotely embarrassed when rogue AI hasn't ended the world in 20 years, or do you think they'll post-hoc rationalize it just like every other doomsday cult has since the beginning of time?

straight people stop plastering "love wins" all over everything challenge (difficulty: impossible)

interacting with people who have pathological demand avoidance ©®™ is so tedious and annoying. much like the paranoid or the overly rejection sensitive, they're hearing things that simply are not there and then making it your problem... sigh

it's time to de-normalize situationships 💖

timothee chalamet gave chlamydia to half the girls at NYU

this is probably a lie. kinda want to get my plant sleeve shaded in (and maybe a pop of color) to add some depth... it feels unfinished as just line work

also I did it entirely without numbing cream. please clap

why haven't you gotten gay married yet?

gentle urge to try to be mindful of when you're using gendered language for someone whose gender you're not sure about (especially on the internet where you might actually have zero signals about it)

I'm now officially the girl with the dragon tattoo

all the girls on this train are wearing either maxi skirts or booty shorts. are we in a recession or not I can't tell

all the SF hotels I'm looking at are flooded with reviews about homeless people congregating out front

also hello good morning who else is awake at this ungodly hour

interesting... if someone QTs someone you've blocked and attaches an image, not only will you not see the original post (of the person you have blocked), but you also won't see the image that the non-blocked person attached

the 2 types of WFH girlies

getting my thigh tattooed tomorrow and I am SO SO SO EXCITED

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my pronouns are 0/0

here's a handy chart

there is something about a person who has more spending money than you have income telling you that it's hard to make ends meet

i will never forget the experience of being lectured by people making twice what i did why they couldn't save any money

some people think "middle class" means anything lower than the 1% "I don't have 3 mansions, 5 luxury cars, and 2 yachts, therefore I'm middle class"

do you plan a route to see all the pets that live in your neighborhood so you can see them when you're out walking or are you normal

you're not middle class just because you make the median income in the expensive city where you live

nobody will reject financial literacy as quickly as people making six figures who want to larp as middle class

you ever make a wish to save a dying cat and then the universe ends up rewriting itself twice?

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤 HAPPY PRIDE being gay is a wonderful thing

what a beautiful and novel feeling it is to genuinely and fully enjoy the meetings I'm in

oh to be a circular saw set against the skull of someone with too many opinions