Can I say something? The photo is badly set into the cover layout. You can see where his hair *actually* is, if you look close enough. It's blonde/white, so it blends into the background. Overexposed, so it seems like it's missing. Yeah I know I don't gotta hand it to ISIS but it's bad design.

One of the most brutal one-sided things you can do to someone without them knowing is to archive a converation with them on signal/whatsapp/etc, and I think that's beautiful.

Y'all ever just be happy about some stuff

putting the internet in our phones has been a huge net negative for humanity

The Edgelord-to-FarRight Pipeline never fails

Me every time someone fails to kill me and I escape with basically no health: "I LIVED, BITCH" Me when I fail to kill someone and they escaped with zero health: "WHAT THE FUCK! HACKS! LAG! FUCK THIS GAME! FUCKING BULLSHIT! THEY HAD NO FUCKING HEALTH. FUCK!"

Currently obsessed with the concept of Disco Snails open.spotify.com/track/0yin14...

Buying and eating a lot of figs lately and I think that's beautiful

Stochastically, I regularly say "Potato, tomahto" to illustrate a similar point.

The system they architected

"the product is the protocol" well you're bad at that too, and incidentally you spend a *lot* of time and money on frontends and branding 🤔

Once upon a time I had a coworker whose contributions looked a lot like this. The company hired a new manager who took a look at my stats and the coworker's and asked me why mine were so sparse. I proceeded to show them how my coworker would do one commit and then ~20 more to fix what that 1 broke.

the environment you’ve created is bad and you obviously know it’s bad because your best pitch for the app is ‘you can leave’

It's been almost 4 months and as a cis man I don't think I will ever recover from this (appreciative).

If there's one thing to know about me, is that I fucking hate furbies with a passion that can only be compared to the fury of 1000 suns. No that's not a typo, I DO mean furbies. I have no issue with furries. But those fucking dipshit talking toys refuse to go away and there WILL be a reckoning.

I told someone "fuck off a cliff" and got suspended and my appeal was [the sentence was intended to mean "masturbate until completion on top of a high elevation rock"] and immediately got reinstated

Yes I am still playing it

I finally remembered to change my display name for spooky season

lol

Not so good at deflecting after all huh

At the rate things are happening this month I don't envy whoever is gonna get Billie Joe Armstrong up to date when he wakes up in some weeks.

"Don't speak ill of the dead" well I'm speaking ill of the guy who was alive. The dead guy I have no reason to. For example, right now he hasn't denied the genocide in Gaza for the last like, 12h.

THIRTY ONE LIKES OF STOLEN VALOR NEVER JOKE AROUND UNTRUSTWORTHY JOKE THIEVES!!!!

The only other games that have effectively done this to me are both Red Dead Redemption (but especially the first) and... The first Death Stranding.

I like the embedded mental health care system in Death Stranding 2 where it detects that you've been playing for 171h and delivered about 2k pieces of cargo and it's like 'Hey so uh you can press the options button and check the "Story so far" section since you seem to have forgotten this is a game'

I now have 5 holes in my arms (left and right arm inside of elbow, left and right back of hand, and the final and successful and fucking *painful* one on my left wrist). 4 different nurses involved. And I had to pay in blood for that experience. Also my skin reacted to the disinfectant spray.

Sometimes I unfollow someone because they suddenly gain a ton of followers and I don't want none of that mess

Listen buddy I was raised catholic

"Would a depressed man write THIS?"

Weather has finally turned gray and rainy and dreary which means I can finally listen to the entire David Berman ouvre from Silver Jews to Purple Mountains and finally relax in my own mental health bubble of comfortable darkness.

*ALL* cops

*gestures to a tangled box of old charging cables* “When I die, this will all be yours.”

I knew it! He faked his own death! Bowie lives!

I made a song for my cat Mama Pasta

Also I'm gonna start streaming again tomorrow at 11:00 AM EDT 🥰

"vote blue no matter who, using jiu-jitsu unlike those [BUNCH OF RACIST SHIT]" was not in my bingo card, and I'm willing to bet it was never ever on anyone's bingo card. The way to tell people from AI is that AI regurgitates existing things, but people innovate (mostly on racism).

Every day bowls of rice and raw fish, incense, coffee, sunlight. Life being lived. Also videogames

To The Moon (2011)

Friday Night is for the Ziplines

This drives me insane because you'll have libs screeching about "purity testing!" and the thing being tested is *fucking genocide*.

If you repost more than 2 tweets in quick succession and they're not bangers, you get unfollowed. Thems the rules

Nothing more distressing than the only lighter in the house being empty and now what NOW WHAT

I would like everyone to know that the temperature and humidity are so high in my home that the TPU screen protector on my phone started peeling off.

So the outed sex pest / rapist wrote a whole ass manifesto that starts with appropriating the story of a child with PTSD from growing up in a war-torn country and watching his family be slaughtered, and you're telling me it somehow gets *worse* if I keep reading?

relationships arent really about baseline compatibility, theyre about the capacity for people to grow and change together

One of the most interesting things about the modern times is watching people who were the most fervent, radical, vocal advocates for leftist/woke ideology look at the overton window and be like "Yeah it's cool to be a shithead now. Making fun of minorities is fair game now." Real shithead times.

Very me-coded tbh

Looking for 18.5k of my friends

Damn, that South Park episode was so brutal it killed Hulk Hogan (i only read a collection of headlines)