I have to bring rotini into the vet today which is urgent care and $102 plus however much her steroid is and however much her new meds will be or any tests or anything they do. So if you wanna help a little kitty get medical care you can help me out on Venmo or Cashapp @creeptwin or DM for PayPal 😿

That was too much sushi. I never thought there was such thing as too much sushi. There is.

And today, we solstice

Uh oh someone's gone manic tonight

My two least me-codes facts is I am not fond of horror movies and I play Need For Speed games on release.

Becoming a goal-oriented person 😤

You ever had anyone tell you "can you give me an original thought to say?" UNIRONICALLY

Control 2? ("Control: Resonant") officially announced / trailer? Alright then, the happy days keep coming!

Need go keep reminding myself that it's not illegal to be happy

For context, youtu.be/WTqCREDpsuk?...

Bread is a wonderful thing

"did something get crumelled?" is a sentence I just witnessed with my ears and will never recover from

Good morning

It's fucking COLD y'all

Ways to distinguish creeps: (1) Someone is *a* creep Or, Someone is *being a* creep ❌ Bad 🙅‍♀️ Avoid (2) Someone *is* Creep ✅ Good 🙆‍♀️ Befriend

May you live in interesting times, I guess

I'm a man that's made of meat

Can y'all give @fairygodmegan.bsky.social some attention please, she's being Herself again at everyone

My mom liked the beatles, my dad the rolling stones. They were both terrible people but my dad was a DJ in the 70s and therefore understood music. I rest my case.

Being told my mood today is "insufferable" and "will you shut the fuck up for a moment" so I expect a migraine in the next 12h

Wait is this what it feels like to go back to sex after a while

Going back to old games you left midway because [reasons] has me feeling a certain kind of "i'm old and I've forgotten both story and controls" that few other things can make me feel.

In my "now what" era

Hit the credits 3 years later. Incredible game but pmaying it in the highest difficulty has eroded my sanity beyond belief. (If you never heard of Sonic Frontiers: basically a mix of open world Nier and Shadow of The Colossus with a Kojima plot and... Sonic. And friends. Idk)

Listen, morals are good, but how would I afford my rock&roll lifestyle.

nothing made me smash the unfollow button quicker than reading some verified account post "Just hit 1500 followers today you may clap now"

One of the things that I realized today reading the news is that if Epstein was alive, Trump would have 100% pardoned him by now.

God I have seen what you've done for others, and I would love to be wrong at leat once in my life, just to taste it.

I see the NYT is having a normal one (again). Just burn that place to the fucking ground and salt the earth underneath it.

I'm gonna take a long break from social media until my BP goes down

Literally doing a "not all CSA perpetrators" on main

Bsky user: "fathers who abuse their kids aren't pedophiles" Me: "they absolutely are" Them: "actually to say only pedophiles abuse children is to say that only strangers in the bushes do" Me: "No it absolutely the fuck isn't" Them: "actually that makes you more likely to overlook CSA" ... WHAT

An unrelated fun fact is my new eye doctor say a 5 year old imaging of the back of my eye that showed a CHRPE and looked herself and said "it seems smaller" and she scared the shit out of me, but she meant smaller *now*. Then she said "did you use to have cats and now you don't?"

The three naps: - Midmorning nap - After-lunch nap - Sun's down and it's cold nap.

Incredible that I haven't been cancelled yet for this

I wish all of my enemies a very [no one will remember you when you're gone]

Ok but can we say happy birthday to this poor woman who has been dealing with shit all day lol BIRTHDAYS SHOULD BE AUTOMATIC HOLIDAYS

Fight me but Tango In The Night is better than Rumours and I won't be bullied into thinking otherwise.

Remember kids, before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. Anyway where's my shovel

I have now been informed that it's "a hit with the ladies" and "mrawww" so maybe I was wrong

I'm used to my brard being mostly white by now but I'm getting a white streak on my hair now and I Don't Like It

Developing a parasocial relationship with the person who delivers my groceries every couple of days

Destiny 2 players be like "destiny 2 is terrible and I hate it!" And then keep playing and crying about how much they don't like it for 6 months straight every day.

Let's criticize people for their actions and not their bodies

Guy who "studies sociology" but rejects the notion that racism requires examination of the socioeconomic power differential between opressor and opressed: "actually my enemies are low iq and my therapist really likes me AND I have friends they're just out of frame laughing"

I turned on my espresso machine and it showed the lights to empty the drip tray and refill the water tank and I just sighed and said out loud in my kitchen "That's a looooooot to ask from a man who desperately needs a coffee, babe" which is probably my lowest point since I overcame alcoholism.

Well well well