Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.

I have to thank @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social for bringing my dark hersey character Mildric to life! Squat body but big heart in this little chef. #warhammer

Ork Twin Peaks: LADS DON"T DRINK DAT GROG! YOU'D NEVA FINK IT, DERE WAS A GROT IN DA PERKALATOR!

Why do they only sell tall boys of diet coke at the most bombed out corner stores?

My promised tattoos from the Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel. Done by the amazing @abby-hart.bsky.social. I feel like I spent most of the session gushing about renasaince art, Mordheim, and Dungeons and Dragon!

Some people are born dumb. Like me, for instance.

To celebrate getting my first tattoo I painted the figures I am getting put to flesh tomorrow! They are from, "The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel" (1565). The excellent models are resin printed Vae Victis miniatures! I can't thank Mordheim enough for getting me into this kind of art.

If you are traveling through Mordheim do yourself a favor and order the shrimp po boy!

Played out this classic Warhammer Fantasy skirmish with one of my fellow Mordheim gamers to celebrate Halloween. My empire captain was the soul survivor of this undead onslaught!

Wretched familiar

Just finished playing in the the final session of a years long Pathfinder 2e campaign! Sky Kings Tomb was a really fun adventure and much to my surprise it hit on themes of historical revisionism, colonialism, and religion. The mix of politics and my favorite fantasy culture is so peak!

When the ttrpg module has a carnival, casino, or other rp heavy section stacked with weirdos for me to portray

First crack at painting a Necromunda model, she was a lot of fun but took me a whole evening (longest I've spent on one model in years!)

Dusted off my copy of warhammer 6e and ran the skirmish scenario, "Bring Out You're Dead!" At my local game store. This Mordheim / 6e fantasy battles era of skirmish rules is my favorite when I need my scrappy skirmish game fix!

You know a Warhammer lore video is gonna bang when the YouTuber gets into the role play of being a little cucked scholar lost in the data stacks

Spent my hobby time this weekend making autumnal Warhammer terrain for my Mordheim group. I never want to paint orange again!

DAT FACE WHEN DA ZOGGIN KNOB GIT STARTS SQUIGGIN ON YOUR COD GROT

Guess who became the owner of the one of one Buzzball Labubu after signing up for a sweepstakes as a joke

You are a fool to listen to idle rumor, and a greater fool to confront me with it. Leave me, ser.

Your gruel is thin? Sounds like a personal problem knave! Get your coin up and conjure some Zuppa toscana. Escape the serf mindset!

You just know Sid made the coolest kitbashed Warhammer army when he grew up

Cranking hog or hoggly cranking?

Euro vs American

Picked up a tau kill team for a cool $35. Love me warhammer

this is an incredibly dadcore question but what is the best charcoal for weeknight grilling? I keep trying different brands and they either take forever to catch flame or burn way to fast....I need the goldilocks of grilling to recommend me some charcoal that catches quickly and stays hot!

Being raptured is not a legal excuse to intrude military airspace. Pack chaff if you live near a surface to air missile base! 🫡

Due to an unfortunate clerical error, I will be ascending to paradise via Rapture at 11:30 today

It was nice knowing you all

No. You have not done enough chores.

Firing up a Warhammer audiobook at a dead end job

Square meal Sunday, scrapple and cornmeal mush!

Why did Mr and Mrs Sigmar name their kid "Age Of"?? That's not even a proper name.

Snagged this for around $200 from a friend. Ya boi is finally getting into Necromunda!

Having guests over for dinner when you know you got a fire meal on deck

3d printing Heinrix from the Rogue Trader video game has had me at my wits end this weekend. Here is the first intact one atop one of his failed progenitor lol

Few things in the hobby feel better than building a Mordheim board!

Maxwell hit Mach 5

Getting a coworkers discord username is the closest thing we have to learning a demons' true name in this day and age

Absolutely mutilated a 5th edition Cryptek I rescued off eBay to make my own Necron OC, Ashamenes of the Ogdobekh.

Found out recently you can just buy that shitty gas station french vanilla "coffee" powder mix as a civilian. Fucking game changer

Sneak peak of a power claw I 3d printed for a Warhammer 40k servitor cosplay! Shout out too Alexgeekworkshop who made this STL (and has working chainswords as well!)

I have spent almost half of my work day just being a walking email between my managers who are all too on the spectrum to want to call or meet in person. I wonder if the mouth of Sauron took as many bathroom breaks between heraldings as I do?

Grunt.

Labor Day plans this year? Grill some tasty meats and veg with the gang! Denunciate my roommate in a struggle session in honor of the proletariat Ice cream cake and board games 🤗

Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok

This economy is so bad I had to trade a pint of my blood for this cookie and juice box

Seeing people who still care about adverbs, who still count them in someone else's work is so tragic. It's as if they forgot writing is an art, not a statistics exercise Care about rhythm, care about the emotion a sentence structure moves your reader to feel, care about the art of writing

Yes, I do have some overdue payments with local merchants. But I'm afraid I can't pay my debts right now. You see, I'm a little strapped for cash at the moment. But I have certain very attractive prospects underway, and I'm sure I'll be able to pay very soon.

Got to the credits of Shadowbringers. It was a fun expansion, its no Stormblood though!

Oh Waiter! another BOWL of ranch and blooming onion for the table please