I don’t wanna work I wanna take a nap all day….

Normalize shoulder and neck kisses for no reason whatsoever.

@jenniekendrick.bsky.social HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAY’s TO YOU!!!!! Wishing you much joy and happiness on your big day - may it be filled with the company of the ones you love and plenty of delicious food and libations!!! Wishing you all the best! 🎂 ❤️

Soooo, what’s up?

This has been running through my head all day! It's so jaunty

We are absolutely not a serious country….

NOW THAT IT IS OCTOBER, BEHOLD MY TRUE AND POWERFUL FORM….

I am so excited for this adorable book! All babies need a proper culinary introduction, and OODLES OF NOODLES will teach 'em about animals and numbers at the same time.

Was out of town the last few days. Finally touched the Atlantic….

Prayers for everyone waking up to their TL’s on IG, X and other sites and finally realizing that they’re HS friend isn’t who they thought they were.

We are basically living in a family Guy episode come to life. So now I and my family, who often get mistaken for being Hispanic simply because we are brown and because people in this country are fucking stupid, must now carry out passports everywhere we go. Fuck this TL.

Hi, wassup?

Just stopping by to say hi. How’s everyone’s summer going? Btw can I be honest? I really need Autumn to be here like, now. Like this instant - not tomorrow not next week - RIGHT. NOW. Kthxbye.

Ladies I am so so sorry for the shit show we men have wrought upon this country. JFC.

Go say this on X you coward. You claim to support Palestinians but then vote No saying it isn’t enough when right now every little bit counts. As post this shit Palestinians are being starved and shot to death. To hell with you.

Your daily reminder that @aoc.bsky.social is a fucking bitch and genocide enabler. #FreePalestine

**Looks around at the state of things** WTF ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?

A warm cookie skillet with ice cream and $1M could fix me.

*yells* 🎶 Because we neeeeed each other We beliiiieeeeve in one another And I know weee’rre going to uncover What's sleeping in our soul 🎶 #Oasis #NowPlaying

Someone told me earlier today that I was “very handsome”. Excuse me while I ride this high for the next 6 months. 🥰 #StillGotIt

@jenniekendrick.bsky.social I know you would appreciate this. 💜

Guys, what the hell are we even doing?!? #WhatAWeek

Sooo what did I miss? If you’re wondering I found the legendary giant blue chicken of MN.

Idk any pizza place that plays Black Rebel Motorcycle Club instantly becomes legendary.

Car buying has to be the most stressful thing you will ever do as an adult with a close second being putting together IKEA furniture with your significant other.

My eldest niece graduated from HS this weekend and I’m In my car driving home and wanting to find the nearest cliff because time is flying by faster than I’d care for it to.

If I come on here and like a whole bunch of your posts in a matter of minutes please don’t take it the wrong way. I barely use this account and I’m just trying to catch up with all of you lovely people. 😘

How Noor Abdalla, the wife of Mahmoud Khalil, has navigated becoming a new mother while fighting for her husband’s freedom.

I shaved my beard off today. My kids are now demanding a paternity test to confirm I am their Father.

In case anyone is wondering how my weekend is going….

Imagine trying to convince the world that these bloodthirsty bigots are the victims of pro Palestine protests, and the reason universities have to decimate students human rights.

100% they’re ICE. Worst acting I’ve seen since enough champagne to fill the Nile.

I’ve cried three times today already so there’s that…. #HappyMonday

What was your “gateway drug” to alternative/grunge music? For me it was two albums - Pearl Jam’s Ten and Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream. #music #grunge #alternative #The90s

We all agree this is open and blatant market manipulation to line his pockets and that of his oligarch friends, right?

They say money isn’t everything. But let me tell you that money does make everything easier.

I’m pretty sure I’m the only person in the world who has trouble opening a banana.

Why is grocery shopping so exhausting? I had planned to go the gym this evening now I’m sitting in bed trying not to panic about the impending work week.

Look, if it doesn’t involve brunch in some fashion or another I really don’t want it.

Look, I’m all for protesting but I have to ask, what’s next? We have a Dem party with no spine and zero plans to do anything and a GOP that doesn’t give a damn. #HandsOff

3000 points in two days. It’s never happened in the history of the stock market. Ever.

Can someone explain to me in a language I can understand why we need Greenland? Why is this orange turd so obsessed with it?

@jenniekendrick.bsky.social WHAAAAAT?!?! OMG. YOU’RE HERE!!!!!! 🥰 How are you? Welcome!!!! *singing* Tag team back again party on party ppl now let’s begin…. 😂

This is blood-boiling. Charles Rogers was awarded the Medal of Honor in Vietnam after being wounded three times leading the defense of a position. Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."

When Israel and its supporters say ‘but there was a ceasefire on October 6th’, this is what a ceasefire looks like to them - they get to keep killing Palestinians but not the other way around.

People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups

Let’s be clear Chuck Schumer is a POS along with Hakeem Jeffries. They should both be primaried. #Democrats

I will say one thing. The consistency with which Elon’s products suck is something to be admired. Between the rockets and Twitter he’s batting .1000

Looks like X is down. Anyways what’s the word on the street? Are we starting a revolution or what?