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Swalwell just became the next Governor of California.

Synchronized frogging at NO KINGS protest in Washington DC 😂

@cbluesdc.bsky.social Torrence is south of Santa Monica

People are so stupid around a vagina nozzle

@cbluesdc.bsky.social Never seen anything like this for politics

@cbluesdc.bsky.social Trivial Pursuit: name a planet in our solar system.. Jody's sister: "THE MOOON"

Nobody sports the Sears Lady Kenmore collection like Huckabeast

"American Exceptionalism"

"The only function of economic forcasting is to make astrology look respectable."

Elizabeth Banks

Miss Tessmacher 😢 👨🏻‍🦲 www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

This is why "Speculation" needs to be severely regulated

This is 100% true. Pay the TSA agents.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

How effective would this even be, there are fewer than 25,000 ICE agents. That's quite a small amount

Hiring a businessman to run a country is also known as a hospital takeover when their business plan was to sell our country to Russia, China and Israel.

𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙖𝙮📖 'Kakistocracy'

@lamiaceae29.bsky.social Why am I on this "list"?

"niche marketing"

My Favorite!! Trump said that if I voted for Kamala Harris we’d have high prices and a war with Iran. He was right! I voted for Kamala Harris and now we have high prices and a war with Iran!

I thought Shen Yun took over the Oscars.

Hey, Matt Berry, it's not "Los Angeleeeeezze" Still don't know why Brits fuck that name up so much.

Brits say "literally" as much as Yanks say "like"

This is a major turning point in our history as a Superpower. There's no going back from this.

Thanks to Trump no one can afford to do this anymore

Improve a movie title. "The sisterhood of the traveling pants" -> "The sisterhood of the traveling tampon"

Improve a movie title. I'll start: "The Terminator" -> "The Generator."

@cbluesdc.bsky.social Things are looking grim for the red team

It's just missing the cheap and disrespectful baseball hat

This is well worth the watch. All roads lead from Russia to Epstein Island. Russia picked up a gullible rube on the way and installed him as President.

@cbluesdc.bsky.social No wonder he's pissed off all the time

I saw this sniveling slack jawed coward like this on live TV that day. He told us who he was then and there. Illiterate asshole who has absolutely no business being anywhere near the role of protecting this nation.

@cbluesdc.bsky.social Facades

@cbluesdc.bsky.social This shit is all falling apart for them and goes to show you that not having a clear strategy in life is how you perpetuate failure

@cbluesdc.bsky.social This is a crack louder than that Marine's radius and ulna

Three appeals in three days. That is a pope who has decided that silence is no longer an option He condemned the world’s “zeal for war” during Trump’s Venezuela campaign. He challenged the administration’s saber-rattling over Cuba. And now, the first American pope is naming Trump’s sin in Iran.

@cbluesdc.bsky.social Type 2 Diabeetus, or Heartbreak of Psoriasis