Just completed 40 mins of excellent yoga with my leaders. I am sweaty with yoga hair. #IYKYK #Yoga

Woke up before alarm. Got in 3 rds of Wim Hof breathwork, 5 minutes alternate nostril breathing and now am walking with 10 lbs weighted pack during PT with cadets. Trying to make myself a priority.

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Oh shit. Flag on the ground is egregious. Not that oatmeal brain would know that.

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Amid the conspiracy theories, the totality of Epstein’s crimes—and how he made his fortune—is still a disturbing mystery.

Worker’s pay hasn’t increased so I’ll go greed.

Loved SNL’s TrumpVerse … that’s where all the concepts of plans are hiding.

I love to write and have started a number of stories but then I self-sabotage withWhat’s even the point of this? Recently started entertaining a new idea. Even discussed some technical sciency stuff with the husband. Gonna keep teasing it in my mind, writing notes, researching. Maybe it will become.

This really defines how racist a percentage of this population is. We need to call it out and all look in the mirror! 😡

I just can’t with these fuqtards.

Thinking I can simultaneously give myself a facial AND manicure.

Last month I did a lot of impulsive shopping but some of the purchasing turned out great! Loving my Mason Genie. It really works!

I have it on dubious authority the tariff refund checks are on their way, right after the DOGE checks, which will be issued after the release of Trump’s healthcare plan…in two weeks.

In full ADHD multi-taking mode. IYKYK. #ADHD #Neurodivergence

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“When you lack the sense to read the room”

A reminder that when Christian Nationalists in the Republican Party lecture you about the importance of "religious freedom," they are not talking about YOUR religion or YOUR freedom. They are talking about THEIR freedom to impose THEIR religion on you.

Husband simultaneously proclaiming he hates the pile up of recycling but stopping to hand me a cork to save.

The more I learn about their paranoia the more I realize they are ridiculous people. Happy to be normalish.

Husband says I ruined watching football after pointing out how great Romo & Nantz are on air.

Oh the struggle: to get over the grudge or to hold on to it.

I don’t need wealthy people who don’t go to the grocery store gaslighting me. PUT REAL PEOPLE on air. I know for a fact that my preferred chocolate chips doubled in price. DOUBLED. Anyone who believes or gives airtime to these assholes needs to be checked (like hockey style).

This thread is amazing. I always knew I was different growing up but kinda just buried it? I developed my own coping skills & routines & taught them to my own kids & my students who are like me. I carefully explain why certain noises/talking bothers me; they can self-assess. 1/2 my students relate.

I’m not sure $2K covers a month of premiums for a family if 4. My insurance for just me is $14K a year. These people are hucksters. Clowns. Charlatans.

SNL has been 🔥 youtu.be/hkF1R0oe8OA?...

Fucking Hell. I needed that laugh! SNL on fire.

AI is a thorn. This year I’m teaching HS journalism & I’ve really been able to strike the “Do you want an algorithm doing YOUR thinking, giving YOUR opinion? And y’all call yourselves Original! Ha!” It has worked & they’re seeing how drafts clean up the writing & thinking. Struggle is the point.

We can freeze the assets of terrorists, so they better try and hide that $50,000 sign on as they gtfo. And if they expect a trump pardon, that's an admission of guilt = state charges ✅️..... so they better not try to come back.

What justification do the greedy companies have to lower prices? Law of supply and demand.

These people think, and have thought all this time, that any sexual activity with teens and adolescents is okay. They’ve told us that again and again. And they might not like it when a younger child is involved but they will tolerate it. Look at all the pastors and priests.

Finally watching F1 movie and we had to freeze the screen to see if we could see ourselves but … just the general area in LV. Somewhere in that red circle.

Tonight’s dinner: creamy chicken rice soup. Super yummy. #ComfortFood #Soup #HomeCook

why are these male figure skaters using all the classical music? unless he’s really great, the routine mostly falls flat. and the season is flatlining.

Because it’s ALWAYS the female’s fault.

Same as it ever was...

Why #youtubetv is making its subscribers CLAIM a $20 credit rather than simply applying it to everyone’s account is just a shitty way of doing business. Overall I like the streaming service but shitty business practices are drowning consumer trust.

One of our outside kitty strays has coiled herself into this much too small box and hubs and said “huh” 🤔

Strange orange kitty in backyard yowling in heat. We need to trap & fix that girl.

Just how morally, ethically, intellectually bankrupt do you have to be to argue that 15-year-olds can sell sex but can’t affirm gender

How I love spying in people through location sharing.

I love when the preordered book that I forgot I preordered arrives out of the blue.

Companies make a reimbursement process like buying a car so that you’ll eventually give up in frustration. 2nd time I’m doing it because last time they said No Problem yet the reimbursement never hit a month later.

APPLICATIONS ARE NOW OPEN! With the destruction of the U.S. Department of Education and 2026 marking the beginning of student loan caps for American students who cannot afford their dreams out of pocket, my nonprofit continues to step in to ensure women have what the need.

Let’s stop with what would jesus do and ask What would a thoughtful empathetic person do?

Allergy medicine trifecta this morning: zyzal, zyrtec 12-hr & advil sinus.

Eating leftover pepper jack mac n cheese for brunch.