Perhaps a bit of… “sugar”~?

Nothing odd about it to me. [She seems so… certain. So assertive. It’s like a switch has been flipped in her mind.]

Thank you, darling~. [She suddenly seems much more confident. For some reason.]

[Watching this “board meeting” take place.] Could NOT be me.

“𝕆𝕙 𝕪𝕖𝕤. 𝔾𝕖𝕥, 𝕊ℕ𝕌ℂ𝕂 𝕌ℙ𝕆ℕ.” - ℂ𝕪𝕟 | #RP ~ #SFWRP ~ #MURDERDRONES ~ #MDRP ~ #MVRP ~ #OpenDMS ~ #RPSKY ~ #GLITCHRP | A mostly SFW account of Cyn/The Absolute Solver from Murder Drones. Gore and heavy themes will be present. (More info and such in replies!)

Are you… are you wearing a human skin??? [She seems absolutely repulsed.]

//What the hell happened here last night gang

//Fuck it we ball. Selective

//Alma would be an excellent military and/or political leader I think. She’s got intelligence and charisma

//LRT latest and greatest muse

𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙨, 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙗𝙚 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙖𝙨 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙇𝙔. ＲＯＳＥ #PORTALRP | #MVRP #VALVERP | #MTCRP

[She appears to be watching a weighted storage cube coated in repulsion gel bounce around an enclosed space.]

Gut morgen, let’s get this science!

Pleased to meet you as well, Princess Zelda! [Alma outstretches her hand.] I, too, perform research in many fields.

How wonderful! I am Doctor Alma, head of the Aperture Science Research and Development Division. Who might you be?

Oh! You are a researcher as well?

I am quite well, thank you for asking! And yourself?

Oh— ehm— you appeared to be making eye contact. I was simply returning it.

[Staaaaare.]

//Alma core

…How?

[Hanging a wreath of red, yellow, and orange leaves in her lab. Artificial, of course.]

Thank you. [She knew that was sarcasm. She doesn’t care.]

Ohhhh, wie bezaubernd! [Translation: How adorable!]

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[She has one of those headbands on that makes it look like a knife is stuck in her head.]

//Bro I had caffeine like TWELVE HOURS AGO. UN-WIRE ME DAWG

Haven’t you heard of X-Rays? You may want to start wearing lead undergarments, by the way.

That’s because you aren’t with the times. Facial recognition has come a long way.

Not likely, with my facial recognition technology.

Tch, you’re telling me.

Depending on who you ask, there are few, or there is one for every day.

I don’t know. I just seem to remember that you were annoying when we spoke before.

Oh. You. I vaguely remember you as being annoying.

[Staring directly back with her one mechanical eye.]

What.

[She has one of those headbands on that makes it look like a knife is stuck in her head.]

// @xnotamoronx.bsky.social and Alma

[She’s reading a book in her study.]

[She’s working on a peer review.]

//new iOS update be lookin fine af…

That’s… actually *incredibly* sad. And narcissistic.

Oh, to be alone and without peers… What a sad life that would be.

Well, unlike you, I prefer to keep in good standing with my peers. [She put emphasis on the word “peers,” as to imply Adleigh was not among them.]

⠀

Yes, yes, well. I’m not taking any chances.

Silence. Need I remind you what happened the last time you pi— ehm. Ticked me off? [Thinking back to the time that Barnacles had to intervene before she threw mechanical hands.]

//Hmm. Let’s test the old account

//LRT here be another account until this stupid thing goes away

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙇𝙔 𝙎𝘾𝙄𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙎𝘾𝙄𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀! ＤＲ． ＡＬＭＡ #MVRP | #PORTALRP | #MTCRP