👂LISTEN — (U.S. Navy veteran) country Singer Zach Bryan’s lyrics about ICE that triggered the White House

Bless his placeholder space where a heart should be, Vance is terrible at real people interactions. He's like A.I. Al Gore. www.businessinsider.com/jd-vance-don...

Buying a Bible from Donald Trump is like buying a vegetarian cookbook from the National Cattleman's Beef Association.

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Christmas is a week and a half away; we've entered the share zone for Clare Coffey's paradigm-shifting essay on It's a Wonderful Life. Take and read: www.thebulwark.com/there-is-no-...

I see this happening on here everyday. Someone expresses anything in a controversial way or "offensive" way. They're shunned, labelled jerks - muted, blocked, you offend me, you’re canceled. Listen up. The closing of the teenage mind is almost complete - Los Angeles Times (latimes.com)

An indictment of "Trickle Down Theory" Results are in from one of the world's biggest experiments in fighting poverty : Goats and Soda www.npr.org/sections/goa...

Looks like Russian morticians are getting an early Christmas present. Putin running for re-election, almost sure to win another 6-year term www.cbsnews.com/news/putin-r...

Good morning Deadheads ✌️🤟🎶⚡"Ain't no bread in the bread box" guys 💃 #JGB 🌹#Love #Kindness youtu.be/BrcQlBIygQs?...

20% of Americans under 30 believe the Holocaust was a myth. Another 30% say they aren’t sure. Incredibly bleak.

Utter disbelief that the majority of Republicans (and their loudest proxies) read or watch Dickens' Christmas Carol and think, "That Scrooge fellow would make a good President!" at least up until the visit from the ghosts, then meh! I get there are two sides to every story, but, really? Scrooge?

ATTENTION: Tea Pain is now on BlueSky. @teapainusa.bsky.social Stop by and visit a spell!

Twatwaffle CEO is ok with a small number of users seeing nazi ads. Talk about missing the point. Zero nazi ads are acceptable. deadline.com/2023/11/x-tw...

Looking for the clause in the First Amendment that protects people from being offended. Nope, can't find it. So if being offended isn't protected, does it follow that being offensive is also protected? Asking for a few million friends.

I've decided that people who know nothing, but constantly regurgitate talking points on social media should be known as Social Mediots. So let it be written, so let it be done. Also, no tag backs 🤦‍♂️

It is an pro-level move to start a call with any call center representative by telling them how long you held, and how many times you had to call. Follow me for more bad ideas.

I still don't fully understand the power Elmo has on the toddler brain, but I do know that if I turn off the screen while Elmo is on it, I will spend the next 10 minutes feeling like the most horrible Dad that has ever Dadded.

Sometimes I want to social, but mostly I just want to hermit.

Depluralize a Band: Duran

I'm happy to see so many mentally and socially well adjusted people on this platform (slowly backing away from the phone).

Fun fact#1 I have exactly the same experience as Speaker of the House as Jim Jordan.

I replaced the battery in my garage door opener this morning. The only way I got it back together was matching up the scar marks from each side of where I had to pry the fragile plastic pieces apart. Like a boss!

I'm pretty upset that even Republicans don't think Republicans know how to govern. As a liberal, I feel like they're doing this just to own the libs.

The House GOP deciding a new Speaker is full of bad choices like a Shoney's buffet. #shoneybearftw

So, I'm in. Am I the cool early adopter? Or the nerdy guy who brings a gallon of milk and arrives early to the party?