Trump, a reality show star with not much else on his resume except forcing his way into Home Alone 2 who became POTUS, makes fun of someone who was a comedian. At least being funny takes talent.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

I somehow just stumbled across this. Parabol is my alarm song. I wake up to it whenever I have an alarm set. www.youtube.com/watch?v=f53W...

He's probably the one on the team who needs the least extra work. lol #NJDevils

PBS and Planned Parenthood are a teeny tiny part of the budget so this literally will mean nothing except women will likely get sicker and die. My wife had a precancer caught in a screening at Planned Parenthood. It basically saved her life. Ghouls, the lot of them.

You think maybe I love @toolmusic.bsky.social ?

This video is the best thing I’ve seen in a while. youtu.be/ngSkz70-nls?...

@toolmusic.bsky.social YESSSSSS the greatest band of all time has joined!

1. Fear inoculum 2. 10,000 Days 3. Lateralus 4. Ænema 5. Undertow All by the mind bending best band, Tool.

Heard this and this was a right and justified response to calling Creed "grunge".

I mean I guess it truly isn't the quarter poll officially until like a bit into the second period of the Tampa game, but regardless... #NJDevils are

Not to spoil it, but Jonas Siegenthaler and Johnny Kovacevic are named #NJDevils MVPs for taking on the toughest matchups and still having the biggest xGF on the team. Obviously, Nico Hischier is often out there with them and he has a HUGE hand in this.

I'm gonna get selfish and say, the #NJDevils need revenge on the Lightning for that ass whooping they took earlier in the year.

Just finished reading Florida Panthers “reporters”stories on the #NJDevils dominating them for two games. 1. They claim Gadjovich won both fights (didn’t he wind up in concussion protocol?). 2. Jack Hughes is a diver and attacked Lundell for no reason (nm the crosscheck to Jack's arm).

Bratt saw that Jack tied him for the team lead in points between periods and said: #NJDevils

Gotta be honest, kind of like posting here during games. Might wind up being my default mode for a while. #NJDevils

Florida Panthers disrobed by #njdevils.

Funny thing. I saw these two back-to-back games on the calendar and I figured at best they’d win one. So incredible to be coming out of Sunrise with four points. #NJDevils

Empty out that building in Florida. #NJDevils

BRATT TRICK!!! #NJDevils

MacDermid doing what he should do. I think the #NJDevils record with him in the lineup is something ridiculous lol

IT LEAKS THROUGH BOBROVSKY!! #NJDevils

#NJDevils dodge two bullets early with a Jack Hughes giveaway and then a Balinskis opportunity. #NJDevils

Jack Hughes with another casual three point game. I told y’all to let him get over his surgery and it would take at least three games. Oh he’s tied with Bratt for the team lead in points now. #NJDevils

STEFAN NOESEN IS INEVITABLE!!! #NJDevils

Man the fourth line is struggling every time it’s out there. Big time yikes. #NJDevils

Never been more happy to be wrong!! JACK JACK #NJDevils

Interesting to see if this is a goal or not. Since it’s the #NJDevils , I’m thinking it gets disallowed somehow lol

Not much you can do on a perfect shot like that one outside of not giving him an opening to shoot in the first place. #NJDevils

@billspaulding.bsky.social with a Hungry Hungry Hippos call there. Love it lol #NJDevils

I love hearing Bryce Salvador talk about the variety in the #NJDevils game this year and how they can play however they need to in order to take on any team. Rush chances? Sure. Grinding in corners? Sure. Last season they were WAAAAAY too one dimensional.

BRATT GOAL!!! JBITBPITNHL

BRATTER HAS BEEN ON 🔥🔥🔥🔥 TONIGHT!! #NJDevils

lolol the NHL is so predictable. #NJDevils

So that’s a trip on Nico and they held Nico’s stick earlier. Watch the first thing the #NJDevils do, they will call a penalty on them.

Stefan!

The other night I said Jack Hughes is Himothy, well Luke is Himmy. #NJDevils Also was there a better signing than Noesen this offseason?

Balinskis is how some people used to say my family’s name back when I was a kid. Man the Panthers are so skilled at finding diamonds in the rough. If I’m fitz, I aspire to be Bill Zito. #NJDevils

Nice first few saves from Jake Allen. #NJDevils haven’t generated much yet.

What's interesting about Elon is that everyone thinks of him as this mad genius, but he basically did a hostile takeover of Tesla and the electric car. Guy got a bunch of money from his involvement PayPal and bankrolled his rise to the top. www.washingtonpost.com/history/2023...

Slowly but surely, engagement will increase over here if people keep joining. I've only been here like three or four days and it feels like the #NJDevils community has already at least tripled in size. Just gotta start posting here more.

Sophie Turner is trending so figured I'd share the time I met her at SDCC when I was pitching my Transformers story around (and my brother threw giant boat parties that brought in a bunch of the Game of Thrones cast). She was an absolute sweetheart.

It's nuts how much hockey the #NJDevils have played. But I remember how brutal March and April were last year so perhaps it won't be nearly as crazy, even with the February break for the Four Nations tournament.

Can we finally get Alexander Mogilny in the Hockey Hall of Fame? Patrik Elias belongs there too, but it's criminal that Mogilny has yet to be elected. #NJDevils www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfoL...

One of my favorite Twitter accounts is here now (but don't tell him I said that). Follow this one. You won't regret it. #NJDevils

I remember last season, especially when the #NJDevils got to March and April that they played so many games that they literally have zero practice time. Travis Green complained about it because he couldn't really implement a new system.

Amanda Stein is here! Now to just get the #NJDevils official team account to join.