having a boyfriend is so great because I can just send him to get me tacos and queso basically whenever it's even worth enduring his bad taste in hockey teams tbh

hey wtf is that police jersey and why have they made Robo model it

big shoutout to Robo and Wyjo for fantasy hockey reasons, I'm playing my boyfriend's best friend for first place in my other league and I will be so mad if I lose to him he's a blackhawks fan

okay sure just don't try to beat him for the icing that's fine

there's a little boy near me cheering so earnestly for the stars. "steal the puck from them! beat them to the puck! we just need 2!" poor kid getting his heart broken in real time, I'm obsessed with him

sigh

I got back to the section as they dropped the puck and then had to stand up there for 4 minutes and 55 seconds of play time without a stoppage 🫩

love 29 letting benn rage bait him

sooo many little girls at the game today, it rocks. I love girls who love hockey

there is an *vs fan behind me narrating/commentating the game and he is mostly just saying "get that to mack! pass to mack! mack why didn't you simply score!" like we get it you worship him shut upppp

stop attacking the child

it's 2 in the afternoon, jumbotron

oh good now if we lose it doesn't count in re: my boyfriend's ability to gloat

WHY am I getting all the April Fool's TikToks today on April 2nd!!!! Ban Them!!!!!!!

It's good to be reminded these days that science, and scientists, still fucking rule. 🚀

god I hate april fool's day can someone remind me to stop going on the internet today

the concept of brennan lee mulligan being aware of amelia dimoldenberg's chemistry with andrew garfield,,,

love to get a surprise huge check in the mail because the ftc sued my evil corporate landlord !!!

me: oh my god. I'm so drunk and so tired. It's gotta be 3 am the clock: it's 11:15 you old fuck

my boyfriend wore his <crudely drawn Stars logo on the front and an extremely poorly done sharpied 'Rantanen 96' on the back> t shirt to the game and we got many hahas about it and he said he wanted to say something and I said I would leave him at the game and drive home drunk before I allowed it

rude!!!!!!!!!

MAVRIK

We went back to the seats,,,, our bad

homophobia. homophobia. homophobia.

Robo has never once done anything wrong

was litrally just saying to my friend that a 2-goal lead is the most dangerous lead in hockey

NOTED ALLY WYATT JOHNSON

HOMOPHOBIA

JOHNNY

I barely drink anymore and I've had 3 beers at this game so. sorry in advance for my behavior

WEAK

honestly homophobic to let j'accuse score

omg they actually cancelled the mormon wife bachelorette season

johnny!

probably not gonna watch because I don't want to get mad at my boyfriend. probably gonna follow the game vicariously through starsky and get mad at him anyway

I am dogsitting my brother's horse. I cannot stress enough that this is a king size bed and my dogs are both 65+ lbs and Rooster is so, so much bigger than them

I'm always like 95% joking about being mad at my boyfriend over hockey but he did start watching highlights of *vs goals too loudly on his phone while I was in the bathroom this morning and I am legitimately mad at him over it lmao

I'm so mad. I'm taking a Tylenol pm and going tf to sleep

I hate that man

ugh

hahahahah they started celebrating . i diots

genuinely they must have a promotional pick up truck in the tunnels or something can someone just drive it out and run a certain someone or 3 over

Jamie Benn Why Did You Miss That Empty Net

I'm gonna kms

Argh so close to the empty net

otter my king

I'm going to throw up

esa lindell my goat

googling how to evict boyfriend over sports dispute

he literally just fell to his own knee