Put “Hit it Joe!” On my tombstone with a QR code that links to this

The premise of Airwolf is ridiculous. And the replacement parts come from where? Sure buddy

Corps now laying off 40+% on the speculation that AI will pick up the slack and saying it out loud, yet no remotely serious UBI talk? Gonna work out great

Hey is that Joe Rinaudo on the American Fotoplayer on "California’s Gold with Huell Howser” se17ep07? Well turn it up! youtu.be/EajgdC-QB70

How does one buy stock in the company that produces gold leaf and other tat for Home Depot is there a bad taste index fund

Not the first to make this observation but sure is rich that all these 2A motherfuckers who said they needed their guns to stand up to a tyrannical government instead volunteered to do the tyranny at the first opportunity.

Told my kid that "mid" is related to the term "middling," and now she walks around describing pretty much everything as "middling," and let me tell you it is a HUGE quality-of-life improvement.

All 2026 bingo cards are hereby revoked and invalid.

About to get extremely into crepes

There is something deeply unsettling about people who smile while they speak. You know they're fantasizing about murdering you.

This guy is the most 75 year old 55 year old I’ve ever seen

"My Grandma would want me to fight them." I have loved Lynda Barry cartoons for 40 years. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/31/o...

Hate the new R6:Siege factions

The Ferrari SC40 looks better than the F80 and 849 Testarossa, these are my unsolicited and unwanted #CarThoughts

If ONE diplomat opted to make loud fart noises throughout the entirety of this speech, fascism would've been defeated, not joking.

You know how some men think they could beat up a bear, or win a set versus Serena Williams, well I’m pretty sure I could drive this

The United States must nationalize Yahoo

@nytimes.com this you?

Putting all my money in the improper fraction bank

It’s shuttlecock season and, uh

A little late but

FELLOW ORB FANS: Do not gaze www.wired.com/story/sam-al...

At the Camper Van Beethoven show, surrounded by guys who look like Bob from Twin Peaks

Meet Aidan, you AI collections agent! Congratulations, things are lookin’ up.

Works for me!

wow

@washingtonpost.com unsubscribed. You know why.

Just learned what a lash egg is and have regrets

I sent Jean Jennings a letter in high school ("Dear Mean Jean," it started), and she wrote back, which led to an internship at Automobile Magazine and my career as a writer. Anytime I can help someone else out or open a door, it’s because she did that for me first. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/17/b...

I wrote about the billionaire system—a murderous scam upon which my country was founded—enabling our rising fascist tide, and lessons of opposition to learn from the natural human system it captured and perverted for its evil intentions. A tale of two murders: www.the-reframe.com/a-system-bui...

I heard you like very specialized starter packs

Well, on the bright side, now I can get extremely invested in Veilguard

Eric Schmidt rapidly approaching Jeremy Dimon levels of shut-the-fuck-up

Reasons for hating Sebastian Gorka rapidly trending towards infinity

Just realized it's the last day to back the EGM Compendium, so heads up fellow procrastinators. I think this is a pretty cool project, and that it's still weirdly rare to see validation like this for how important print media was to shaping video game culture. www.kickstarter.com/projects/egm...

thinking about getting really into tinned fish. As a coping strategy.

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vote for the Crazy Taxi enjoyers or vote for the Nazis, it's very simple

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Me imagining the totally normal video Roseanne Barr and RFKjr are going to have to make to explain away today's news

I asked five SEO experts what headline format bugs the shit outta me, they all said the same thing

currently living a lifestyle wherein I have a modest pantry and I find myself kind of hanging out in there throughout the day, just beholding it? I don't mean to brag but you should see these legumes and foreign snacks

It's hard to pick the worst thing about RFKjr but it is 100% that his existence is negatively impacting my enjoyment of Curb.

“Eating good” is now a banned phrase unless referring to literal eating, in which case “eating well” is preferable. Thank you for understanding.

I wrote this line and I also can't decide.

I think I liked it better when Rolling Stones’ new gaming vertical WASN’T funded by the saudis www.gamedeveloper.com/business/rol...

going into cryosleep until Balatro 1.0.1 patch comes out on PS5

if you want to instantly make me mad use the word "rubric"

Just published my newest article. This one is about the billionaire-fueled effort to ban basic income experiments, the group responsible, and the names of their biggest known donors.