I want myself a

i really cant believe @madison.barkslikea.dog said with her FULL chest "You knowwww Hackers the movie from 1986..." babe. no.

There's a story behind this picture that involves literal thoughtless instinctual puppy shenanigans.

That being said Remember to remind yourself regularly throughout the day that people do enjoy your company and they do love you. You deserve that love for yourself. Your brain lies to you.

I want you all to know that brains are dumb and having thoughts is bad for your mental well-being.

go ahead, keep pretending to be human but that little sway in your hips tells me your phantom tail's wagging a mile a minute

free range puppygirl farms

Ayren: "I think we got stuck in a modern art piece, little buddy!" Razii: "You call this MODERN art?" had this brainworm in my head for awhile and getting to have Ayren and Razii as Sam and Max just makes me smile.

hm yes

It's getting colder, which means it's ever so closer to me being able to finally do this picture irl. Husky gal enjoying the snow. How appropriate.

There is a bill that is coming up that they could use a hand with !

Bark

Hi I'm not dead lmao

Horny posting hours

Indeed job header: "Remote!" Indeed job posting: "This is an on-site position"

Eh I guess while we're offering domains I guess I could offer up subdomains on barkslikea.dog and barkingtech.dog Restrictions apply, please see cashier inside for details, no guaranteed availability, some names may be reserved

You ever wanna just re-apply to a job going "so y'know since y'all still haven't found anyone in months... Wanna give me another try?"

I swear ordering from Dell has been the biggest pain in the ass

Where's my SRM tennis ball.

I appreciate that the app vibrates whenever you like a post. Idk, the tactile feedback is just 10/10

So like.... when did Facebook buy (at least) the Mixer assets???

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