You’re telling me the guy who has been blatantly pump and dumping the stock market since April 2025 did it again? Shocked! Floored! Flabbergasted!

2 million per ship. Woof. This + stagnating/shrinking job market = stagflation time!!!! Get ready for gas lines starting about April 15th lmao

Looks like a toll system/iranian control over Hormuz is a red line for them in any deal. So peace deal or not, prices will continue to rise around the globe and it’s all because Trump, yahu, MBS, and the US weapons dealer oligarchs couldn’t resist starting another pointless war.

Well well well

John McCain giddily bouncing up and down in his grave rn. Ironic that he and Trump hated each other when he was alive, they’d be grand old pals now

“The new space station sure looks rad, shame about those folks on Alderaan.” says local man between swigs of beer at the Death Star viewing trip

BTW the people who spent the last few years advocating for Palestine were clearly 100% right that normalizing war crimes and genocide there would just increase the likelihood of inhumane actions elsewhere. Just saying.

MTG and Tucker oppose the war in Iran because they secretly think we should be bombing Jews instead. We oppose the war in Iran because we don’t think we should be bombing anyone. We are not the same.

I completely agree with Marjorie Taylor Greene is a sentence I never thought I would ever write.

the way people have absolutely zero principles genuinely disturbs me. they believe nothing and will say anything that brings them their next paycheck. this is no way to live. it’s disgusting. i do not understand how this isn’t a bot and an actual real human being