I think it’s hilarious that “high agency” has become synonymous with outsourcing work to very expensive calculators

Please behold the latest issue of The HTML Review and pile on your praise and compliments to the love of my life for bringing this wonderful publication into the world

Issue Five of The HTML Review is here! Get to your browser for 15 excellent new pieces of web-based literature and art thehtml.review/05/

does anybody know where the last 6 months went?

I switched to wired headphones and I'm not going back

I’ve been learning both programming and chainmail every day AND exercising and it’s doing really weird things to my brain !!!

This ensemble creates music with different manipulations of magnetic tape and it’s all GREAT

Roger Ebert’s savage and prescient takedown of fandom itself “Extreme fandom may serve as a security blanket for the socially inept, who use its extreme structure as a substitute for social skills.”

Making up for the lost years I guess

I finally watched Akira and would like to issue a formal complaint to everyone I ever followed on Tumblr for not posting gifs of Akira, what is wrong with all of you

Cuomo is running a perfect campaign right now, he should keep doing exactly this and change nothing. And the new logo is just gorgeous

I have amassed a formidable hoard of corn cobs and plan on making corn stock. Looking for ideas on what to actually do with the corn stock (freezing for later use doesn’t count).

Hot take: the current era of consumer AI is the best it will ever be and we have 1, 2 years TOPS before enshittification runs its natural course.

In observance of the recent New Jersey earthquake, please check out my Seismic Activity drum machine and make a fun rhythmic pattern based on earthquake data 10kdrummachines.com/machines/sei...

Wordle is the pickleball of word games

What is your favorite programming language and why?

Millennials really need to move on from the word “dope”. It was a fun ironic throwback last decade but it’s 2025 babes, we need to evolve our lexicon <3

I cancelled my @nytimes.com and subscribed to @financialtimes.com and I feel like it’s turned my entire life around

My favorite NYC gen z it-girl just started a mixtape radio show palomarad.io pls listen she has great taste! Social Media has made it hard for anything to feel underground but Paloma is a IYKYK deep cut cool person in NYC. Knowing her feels like knowing Eve Babitz before she became Eve Babitz.

Stories like this are absolutely infuriating. SF has thousands of high net values individuals who could afford to buy the club outright, donate the space to the nonprofit, and bankroll an entire generation of experimental drag performance, without feeling the financial hit at all.

If people think Superman is too woke just wait until they find out about Jesus

New York: I would like to purchase an obscene amount of early girl / dry farm tomatoes but I don’t know where to find them. Pls help a girl out 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

I don’t know where to social media anymore please help 1️⃣ Twitter 2️⃣ Bluesky 3️⃣ Threads 📊 Show results

Happy NYT cancellation day to all who celebrate 🎆

So much going on at 10kdrummachines dot com... For my birthday @jessiechar.com made an incredible drum machine where patterns are generated by USGS's global earthquake data

Look, it’s one of my paintings in @nymag.com. Look closely. It’s behind the toaster, Mary. Fuck it, I circled it. www.curbed.com/article/gian...

In the span of one month I am literally attending four weddings and a funeral 💀

Ghibli AI feels like nuclear art holocaust I am physically ill

I’m gonna need to take a personal day to emotionally process the Severance S2 finale

"Tell me about your TV garden and your synthesizer library," asks @theverge.com's @kristenradtke.bsky.social. And I am so glad @jessiechar.com & @maxy.bsky.social answered. www.theverge.com/tech/631922/...

there is a 24hr bodega on my corner and every time I go there I feel like princess diana raiding the royal kitchen

Internet hive mind please help me! Years ago I think there was a SF (?) conference (?) that had a velvet (?) wall installation that people could “draw” on using their hands? Am I making this up? Does anyone remember this or have pictures or video?

Scored a carton of vital farms eggs today, felt like finding a rare beanie baby

Alright let’s do a painting auction! This little buddy is 8x10. Painted with bees wax. Reply with a bid. Highest bid gets it. Bid will be donated to @translifeline.bsky.social. Shipping is extra. (Int’l bidders beware.) If you’re in the Bay Area bonus studio visit. Let’s GIVE TRANS PEOPLE MONEY!

Until a taller building goes up in front of me, I can see planets from my bed. It’s the Manhattan skyline with Jupiter and Mars above it. Absolutely does not translate on any camera I own, but trust it is EXTREMELY COOL

I’m sure spending a lot less money on eggs now that I can’t even fuckin buy eggs

Everyone knows there are four movie genres: horror, babygirl, superhero, and remake.

If movie scores are your way into classical music, here’s a composer you might like (who dabbled in early film scores as well): Erich Wolfgang Korngold (1897-1957) His score for Kings Row might even sound incredibly familiar, most should be able to place it well before the 10-second mark:

The only thing I want to do on social media is talk about classical music

I simply cannot abide by screwtop toothpaste.

I’ve put in my 10,000 hours and can comfortably assert that French Toast Crunch is the best cereal

wtf is shogun

Has anyone ever felt an asymptomatic flu/cold? I have no actual symptoms but feel exactly the same as when I’m on DayQuil or decongestants. Am I perceiving my immune system this is crazy

special shoutout to my food processor this christmas, couldn't have done it without you girl

I’m not particularly into Werner Herzog or skateboarding, but I’m EXTREMELY into Werner Herzog talking about skateboarding

I miss the French Olympics

i think we should all make a pact to meet on tumblr exactly one year from today

Read the essay at lil.law.harvard.edu/century-scale-storage Words: @maxy.bsky.social Art & Design: Shelby Wilson & Alexander Miller Editing: Clare Stanton Add'l Editing: Meg Miller, Gillian Brassil Web accessibility: Rebecca Cremona & Ben Steinberg

If there’s one thing America can agree on, it’s that Brian Thompson was a piece of shit