I haven’t been able to laugh in a while.

Happy Caturday! Also…FDT!

Is he dead? No? K, see ya tomorrow.

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Just stopping in to see if he’s dead. That is all.

You lost me at, “I voted for you”. JFC!

Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵

youtube.com/shorts/AGzzi... Another reminder:

youtu.be/GM05FwyhHPA Here is the real Marge, everyone. This leopard’s spots will never change.

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This needs to be taken seriously. They aren’t too worried about it (except for the optics), because they are CURRENTLY RIGGING THE MIDTERMS!!! No, I don’t fall for conspiracy theories, I have just had my eyes and ears open for the PAST TEN YEARS!!!

As a devout Brewers fan, let me just say this: GO BLUE JAYS!!! 🇨🇦

Also….

Me and my kid in Chicago.

Dear Janet Mills, You’re 77 years OLD! Did you ever hear of retirement? Seriously, Democrats, let’s do better!

He lost to a Latina, no less. My sister said “the ketchup’s hitting the walls today”

This! 👏🏼

Congratulations 🎉🎈🍾

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Dear World, Please forgive us. Please help us.

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youtube.com/shorts/y2fs6... It wasn’t Jimmy’s recent comment on the CK shooter being maga. THIS is what got him fired. Drumph has been seething for months about this. 👇🏼

The ‘50s McCarthy Era called, they want their ideals back.

I have canceled Disney+ Hulu, and will not watch ABC, or CBS. Remember, when you boycott something, it means 100%. None of this, “oh, just once because they’re airing a show or movie I like”. I also gave up CNN and MSNBC since last November. They have all assisted this horror show for nine years.

So…are we going to be left with the comedy of Jim Breuer, Rob Schneider, Roseanne, and Dennis Miller from now on? 😩

It was not political violence. It was gun violence. Charlie said that gun deaths (of little children) are prudent and necessary to protect his god given rights. Thanks for standing behind your words, Charlie.

He said it, not me.

Sending the same thoughts and prayers to Charlie Kirk that he sent to the Hortmans. Hope that helps.

Please, please, PLEASE let this be the year. We SO deserve this. Also, if they make it, could y’all dear friends do a GoFundMe so I can attend? Love you all! 🤭

Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social How are your book sales coming along?

Congratulations, Jean! 👏🏼

MOFO Mike Johnson is now saying that Trump was an FBI informant, and took Epstein down. Yes, he said this with a “straight” face. Reporter says absolutely nothing. I don’t want to live here anymore.

Victim of Epstein on Lawrence O’Donnell: “I voted for Donald Trump, I thought he was supposed to protect us.” You went through all that, and yet you voted for a mother fucking rapist and pedophile. Wow!

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🔥 STEWART: “This is the lie they tell you — that all this money flowing towards corporate interests is actually for YOUR benefit…. That government intervention for corporations is our ‘FREE MARKET’, but government intervention for workers is ‘SOCIALISM’.

Y’all know we will never see the Epstein files, right? By that, I also mean if we do see the files, they will be altered to oblivion. Oh, and Ghislaine is going to either be pardoned, with full immunity, or she’s going to be suicided.

Just saw my fave, Nate Bargatze in Milwaukee. Funniest comedian on earth, rn.

He is allowing this Dx. of venous insufficiency to be public for a reason. Not sure what the reason is, but we will circle back later. 😉 Dude had a stroke and went to Walter Reed at 2 AM for a (“check-up”) during the first adm. Shortly after, was dragging his right leg. Anyone remember this?

You do realize that exposing Trump in the Epstein files is going to do nothing, right? Even if the files came with video of him raping children, he will still be supported by every single Republican. Actually, I’m sure they will love him even more for it. This is where we are as a country.

@housedemocrats.bsky.social Dear Dem leadership, listen up! 1. Stop asking for money, we’ve done enough of that. 2. Sternly worded tweets are doing nothing. 3. We are fighting Nazis, so decorum is out the window. 4. Mitigate MAGA voter fraud that is happening now, for 2026! Signed, JFC!

Elderly Latina with a “Team Trump” bumper sticker, and a handicap permit. This is another reason we’re doomed.

I was just doing some math, and it’s frightening to think that this POS will have wasted almost a quarter of my life, by the time he’s done (if he’s out, or dead by 2028). Is that scary?