X2. Holy moly

A beautiful man. What a night. Deserves the season he's having.

Still early days but I always felt there was more there with Amorim even though you would have to admit at times the inflexibility was borderline suicidal. However this season was always a brand new season and should be judged as such in isolation and the sign of improvement is ever increasing.

Call me crazy, but if Utd have signed a keeper who can: 1. Stop throwing the ball into his own net. 2. Catch a ball from a cross. 3. Stop consistently passing the ball to the other team. 4. Not jump out of the way of a one on one. They might significantly improve results.

Call me crazy, but if Utd have signed a keeper who can: 1. Stop throwing the ball into his own net. 2. Catch a ball from a cross. 3. Stop consistently passing the ball to the other team. 4. Not jump out of the way of a one on one. They might significantly improve results.

Watching Dybala run to Ferguson as if he's finally found his perfect man after brilliant hold up play and lay off for the goal.. cinema for the Irish football fan.

Watching El Shaarawy for Roma (he's now 32 years old but still seems like an as yet untapped talent) and I'm 99% sure that is exactly how everybody will feel about Garnacho when he's that age.

Amorim getting pelters and that's quite easy a conclusion for other fans to come to but as a Utd fan of many years, it is impossible to know if Amorim is the intellectual with an actual plan, surrounded by brainless players and corporate know-nothing executives, OR if he is too grossly underskilled.

If this rain doesn't stop the match will be abandoned... we hope!

This is the most farcical match I've ever seen.

I would like to stop watching Diogo Dalot play football quite soon. Thanks.

West Ham are the most consistent team in terms of fans leaving the stadium early that I've seen in all my years watching premier league.

Where do I start my petition for Feyenoord to buy Troy Parrott?

Gonna be fun watching all the noobs discovering Reijnders this year. The guy is a joke.

Things to remember, Hojlund is 22 years old. He just turned 21 when he joined Utd. In this context combined with injuries, he had a brilliant 1st season with ETH's Utd a clearly better team with him in the side. He had a truly awful season last year but the negative opinions on him are waaay OTT.

A reminder for all the "can Evan Ferguson revive his career?" dopes out there, he is 20 years old... 20. Years. Old.

Incredible story. I was 11 when this happened and really couldn't comprehend the impact. www.bbc.com/news/article...

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Got the feeling tonight at some stages that the Irish players routinely knew where their next pass was going before playing it and it's been a while since we could say that. Idea really simple and suited to our players. Been clear since the start how forward thinking we are with the ball too. Nice.

Indeed.

Man Utd would really benefit from McTominay right about now. He'd fit in this system nicely, was reliable, had legs for days, could crash the box and score a goal... another terrible squad building decision based on finances rather than football.

Very pathetic from Utd not to lay a real punch all game. Spurs with their 2 best players unavailable and their 3rd best starting from the bench. Utd with as strong a line up as you could wish for at this stage of the season realistically.

Feels like Spurs' night

Think Fernandes doesn't suit CM in this high emotion type game. Can see he's too flustered.

It's arguable Utd would have done better without Hojlund on the pitch and playing with 10.

I think both Spurs and Man Utd fans will watch each other's opposing games tonight and come out of it thinking, "what are we worried about?".

The technical level of these PSG players is collectively up there with as good as you'll ever see.

Mikel Merino is a sexy Marouane Fellaini.

All Utd fans know we need at least 4 goal lead going into next week.

Spanish football is full of so many angry men recently

This match getting adequately spicy.

The Qatari royal family has finally figured out this sportswashing thing works better if people actually like the team.

Doué is absolute magic.

Imagine supporting Real Madrid, imagine arguing for and agreeing their antics are justified. I heard podcasts argue that Spanish football isn't popular for prem watching people anymore because "it's not on Sky anymore".. no, it's because it's because most big games turn into petty, stop-go shite.

Bellingham was absolutely shocking for that goal. Hands on head, didn't bother pressing. Pedri jogged passed him afterwards to run onto the pass in acres to score.

My goodness I'd love Eze at Utd

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Cunha ticks this box and that really matters at Man Utd.

Bruno Fernandes might look back at this season as one of his most disappointing or lowest points (EL dependent) but this is probably the season he's truly endeared himself to all Utd fans and is now "a proper legend". Nobody can forget him after this season. What a player.

The desire to move from Old Trafford in general is baffling. Perfect stadium as is and lord knows the club needs to hold onto every strand of character it can as it moves forward.

United really had me there. More than they've ever had me before. Ridiculous.

It is very hard to believe that Emery could look at Rashford's centre forward performances in comparison to Watkins over the past few seasons and think Rashford is the better option. Welcome to the Rashford paradox Villa fans.

Plus side of Rory taking this many years to win it is that we can watch this insanely emotional moment with those 4k cameras capturing every face crinkling tear of joy, relief, pain leaving body. Like a movie.

Maybe it's because I support them and I'm over analysing but I've rarely known a group of players to have such a killer combo of poor execution teamed with terrible decision making than these Man Utd players.

Wow.

What a goal Inter holy moly.

We made it.

My boy Zirkzee is turning into my guy.

Bruno entering his "Gerrard when Liverpool were shite" era.