there is a great beast inside of me...

smell that? that's the guilt of existence

microwave propaganda

sorry to brag but i have a crisp glass of sprite knockoff with fresh grapes as a garnish

i have dust in my brain btw!!!

it's for real so cold in here #myfridge

your dog could eat things in segments if the wanted

i wonder how long i can survive with my handful of jujubes and litre of water... will they find me?

i got soup everywhere

im.eating cucumber kimchi

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Introducing my new mind-virus: Harry as a labubu. A "DuLabubois" if you will. I think Harry would make an absolutely perfect creepy-cute plush toy! 😌 ~~~ https://thesecretmenu.virtual-k.com/ https://tinyurl.com/VKSM-one-timer #art #patreon #stickerclub #bsnm #VKSM #DiscoElysium

Braxton hicks should only becalled that if your child name is braxton and that's a name for a horse only

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two coms for @clewd.bsky.social and @coypurat.bsky.social ☺️

stinky.....

ive had a sad life in a circus ... lemme hit that vape

new song coming out very looking forward to it.

please have mercy

if you have a sort of gastroenteritis use a heating pad... it reduces nausea

they're fucking square and they together

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yes but only cause i was a guinea pig and didnt know any better -mikey

asking the bank for a 20k loan so i can buy a bottle.of mango juice

FRIED ALL MY SPERMS PRETENDING TO BE A X-RAY DOCTOR GIVING PEOPLE XRAYS

I GOTTA SODIUM DEFICIENCY I GOTTA LICK THE SALT OFF YOUR

hurt my butthole

medicated chapstick season

i like twiddling my asshole hairs im gay

Altoids are so m yumming

mikey reminds me of how much the world is good

pikachu is gonna come to oure wedding and kill himself :(

"no ill be honest you see gokus dick"

just got farted on while trying to eat a donut

im scared for my younger friends to reach my age and lose interest in fun things...

if you have penis does society care about which way you wipe

my little Bartlet pear snack

i need holes in my face

you'll notice, perhaps, the beta patrat

dis my house i lvie here

my gay little playlist

feeling like the coolest guy in da would

im not beating the coughing baby allegations

in the dark times there will be disco dancing #DiscoElysium

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you pussy with no hair

also im gonna squirt things up my nose