this blow shit ez

hi its me k9 ᴛʜɪs ᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ ɪs sᴘᴏɴsᴏʀᴇᴅ ʙʏ sᴘʟᴏᴏsʜᴍᴀɴ

Lol

finished week 2 with a 5-4 set! wahoo! 🧡 roster @splthird.bsky.social red @the-sploosh.bsky.social @octoshrimp.bsky.social @birdgaster.bsky.social (coach)

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“Get this man a True…” gif with no actual True gotten—many such cases! #sad

Boos are a quantum phenomenon

Hey whatever happens, win or lose, millions and millions of people support you and want what’s best for you and won’t stop fighting for you

It would be awesome if I did drugs because everyone would be like “SplooshMan you need help you have a serious problem” and I would be like “Water Buffalo 😎”

Funny anecdote about this is that I once accidentally turned on my camera in a call with splatoon friends and I was WEARING THE SHIRT

feddy fast bear

I’m SplooshMan!