I have a relaxing holiday booked in September but I need a gay midlife crisis sorta holiday soon.

I always get a little annoyed when people say if you are new to a game just play the support role it's the easiest role. Mechanically healing teammates tends to be easier, but you are also expected to manage everyone's health, track DPS/tank ults and because you are further back point out and

Treated myself to a fancy seat at the Vue to watch The Devil Wears Prada 2.

Always fun bumping into oomfs I've never met before and them going "oh you're Scottish(when they don't mistake me for Irish)"

Unrelated but I'm now at the stage of being so single, that getting horny feels more like an annoying task than anything fun or sexy.

Honestly I swear the older I get the gayer and nerdier I become.

I think I ranted about this earlier but my god I'm sick of all the cute clothes I want being from dodgy sites that will probably never deliver it/shit quality/wrong sizes.

The fact that Kelly Clarkson didn't make the top 100 at all means this list is 🗑️

I will say my favourite thing about bluesky is not having things advertised to me? Like minus that ball you put in your ass instead of douching I've not seen any product placement.

Nothing brings out my self destructive behaviours like being in a bad mood.

I was platinum last season in overwatch why am I getting Bronze 1 teammates 😭

Does anyone do any online shopping (UK) outside of like ASOS, Zara Next, Uniqlo etc that do nice things that they trust? A little bored of all the designs and the gays also having 90% of my wardrobe

How long do you think it will take Via and Cruz to get into Slayyyter as I heard nothing on Friday

I have between 3-13 phototherapy appointments left and I cannot tell you how excited I am to be done

I had a really nice birthday on Friday night. Like genuinely made me very soppy happy.

I'm a tired guy who wants a nap and attention.

Also laughing how the gays love a little Hannah Montana

So I've never been one to enjoy the gym, but I do like the MH benefits I get when I go, but I really struggle with consistency, and do well for like 3 months and then don't go for 7.

The way I am obsessed with that game ZIP on linkedin

How did I not know I share a birthday with GINA TORRES

Went for a spicy Nduja pasta 😌

Can't decide on either to get pasta or a curry

Gas Station by Slayyyter is growing on me. It might have something to do with me forgetting to change the album yesterday and listening to it from 10:00 am until 5:30 on repeat.

God I miss coffee.

Rewatching Avatar the Legend of Korra, and I forgot how much I missed my favourite avatar.

Another day another my dad has decided he is in town either a week late or earlier than he said he'd be

Without stating your age, post your favourite film released the year you turned 18

Anyway I'm on the push from 73kg back down to 70kg ISH with me luck.

I wish I enjoyed any form of cardio

Going to Portugal later this year and I feel like I need at least one pair of super cute Speedos. Does anyone recommend a place to get some?

A guy i was into ages ago and like things didnt go anywhere which like fine w/e but then i bumped into him drunk post covid, and he out right said he found me boring to my face. Which like obviously stung. He now frequently taps me on grindr and tries to start coversations, and I'm feeling petty but

Voice has been on and off over the last 2 weeks, maybe I'm not unwell and maybe my voice is just breaking finally? #Masc4Masc

As an almost 36 year old man, there are lots of things in the world that give me anxiety but nothing more than a pretty twink that's forward and knows how to flirt.

Lucy Darling is so much funnier than her clips show, my face was actually sore from how much I was smiling and laughing. I will definitely be going again next year.

So like I understand when you wake up a set time every day, and your sleep pattern adjusts to it, but I had to get up at 6:20 randomly today, and I woke up at exactly 6:19, and forgot I needed to be up until my alarm went off. Like at least a part of me is trying, just not the conscious side anyway.

I feel very poorly and want a treat but do not know what I want

I'm very much used to the unsolicited dick pic on Grindr and at the point where I usually expect it a few times a day. What I did not expect was 32 different dick and hole pics from the one guy

Another day being ill another day my coworkers call my voice when I'm ill sexy.

NGL I've been fine without coffee but today I am struggling

I dislike when genuinely beautiful people think they are ugly. I will slap you and send you to therapy

Like fully cannot wait to hear this live

Had a night out sober, last night and I had such a good time,good vibes with friends and the DJ coming out with some bangers made it very easy to just have fun

Gonna be good today and go to the gym.

Also hearing both Yes God and Crank out last made my night, felt that bass in my bones.

Also has the pick up line "fit" ever actually worked for anyone ever?

Still pissed how musk ruined twitter, and how i lost so many connections there that I miss? Mostly my friends from outside Manchester that I just either don't see on here or on Instagram, that i just forget to check in on and see how they are doing

More gay bars need drag acts on after 1am. They are fun, camp and usually have the best set lists

Once you see it you can’t unsee it

First day back on my UV treatment and I think I burnt my left tit

I hate work based goals. My goals are to do my job, hopefully not get blown up, and maybe just maybe have a good year