Me: It's time to try out a new game and get through some backlog #EldenRing and #DarkSouls:

Shadowy corporations buying and selling your info while instituting shady AF legal liabilities and copyright claims!? Say it ain't so! Real talk, have you ever read the ToS for any phone app? Especially for fitness/health? Just as, if not more, invasive. Most people just don't bother to read them 🙃

Peeps talkin bout MFF PCD while I gots finals week goin on

Finally saw Zooptopia 2 and NOW I get it with Pawbert: -Socially awkward -Family outcast -Has "paw" in his name -Calls his father "daddy"

Got out tonight to see Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair, with it done as a super re-cut, and thoroughly enjoyed it. Quite possibly my fav Tarantino flick, and never got to see it the first time in theaters 🐍👰‍♀️

Flying out to MFF Wed evening, see if I get to the airport early enough for a $37 G&T at the airport bar 🍸

The Streak...in space! Ignore that we're in SeaQuest uniforms. #SpaceSelfie 🦘 @tikiroo.bsky.social 🛸😸 @hindpaws-lombax.bsky.social

TFW you're the one fur in the chat that thinks Hazbin kinda sucks tho 😬

Furry "mixologists" making a drink: "Yeah, I 'unno, vodka? Lots of vodka. The blue one. And EVERY overly-sweet filler you can find. All of them. Then throw in the simple syrup, because I've seen real bartenders use it. And then heavy cream, cuz it looks like jizz! 🤭"

The best part about the furry AI war is it's gotten the fandom to stfu about kink gear in public for five minutes 🙃

The double standard of schoolwork sometimes is infuriating. If *I* came to class unprepared, didn't know what *I* was doing, and don't return emails within 5 mins, I'd get points off and cussed out. But when the *professor* does it... 😡🖕

Yup, and by only Wednesday this week

I endeavor to the goal that someday #Thanksgiving and #Christmas will mean sitting on a beach and chucking my phone in the ocean

#Cengage products may be the single, worst way to learn a subject, especially for beginners. If you're an instructor that uses it, stop. If you're a learner required to use it, let your institution know in your surveys that they need real content with meaningful results and actual teaching.

If you have #anxiety, be sure to engage in positive and affirming activities, like obsessing over the news and politics, or arguing with random people on the internet 👍

Must be after Nov. 1, Christmas music on at the grocery store, and the "This might be [insert relative here]'s last [Thanksgiving and/or Christmas]" texts are rolling in.

Every time someone censors themselves in fear of demonetization or algorithm suppression is another ounce of power given to modern-day puritans who are endlessly attempting to impose their will of censorship. Wanna be a REAL rebel in 2025? Say #fuck on the internet. Every day.

When you're kinda vibin with a rando in a comments section, havin fun with a little back and forth, then they take the left turn into Batshit town

Do we REALLY have to RT-spam 15 pics from one account? FFS, just DM them and tell the person you wanna fuck.

Playing RE2 (1998) and played as Leon first, and now don't want to play as Claire because crossbow...and Sherry 😒

Kind of enjoying the irony of furs unironically using an AI algorithm to check if pics/art were made with an AI algorithm

I'm not sure which is worse: #Christmas emails before #Halloween, or Turbo Tax emails before New Year's 🤔

Been playing audio books in the morning while making breakfast and coffee, and have to say it is a marked improvement over checking the news cycle and getting updates on how fucked the world is these days.

If you want to trigger a Boomer or Gen-Xer, just walk on their lawn. It activates some caveman, lizardbrain thing and it's *hilarious* 🤭

Bit of a tip off someone isn't the outdoorsy type when they pull a grass seed pod off their pants, think it's some kind of bug, and react with:

Pro Tip: If you need to trauma dump, get a therapist, not a Twitter or Reddit account. Might be a bit of a spoiler alert for some people, but randos on the internet aren't trained, licensed psychotherapists. No, not even people in your furry chat on Telegram.

Normie, hetero friends startin' to roll up on 40 and the mid-life crises are gonna be roooooooough 😑 At least gays just get bitter, angry and judgmental at 40 since we already fucked it out in our 20s & 30s.

I use Oxford commas. If that's a problem, please block me, and leave.

#Bluesky #furs that left #Twitter angy that other furs still use Twitter and have free will

The Zoomer #furry at a room party who spent all day making sure everyone knows they don't drink

Every Fall I dig up an old survival horror title to play, and this year's Retro-ween is going to be the entirety of the OG #ResidentEvil Line; 1-4 & Code Veronica. Starting last night with RE:DC, Jill playthru on Advanced. NO DOUBLE AMMO CHEAT! 🧟🔫🎃

Outlook vs. Gmail is even more of a "pull the pin and toss the grenade" situation than PC vs. Mac 🤓

A bunch of mid-westerner aunts telling me Jesus is a-comin' today on #TikTok was for SURE not on my 2025 bingo card, but it's a nice change of pace from the usual daily bullshit, so I'm using my Free Space on it

That fur in the chat with "suuuuuper busy! No DMs plz! Sorry, besties, slow replies ❤️" in their profile, but every other post in chat is from them 24/7

I've given the fam a 30 days restriction on holiday guilt out from the actual event; not a peep beforehand. Part of the reason I really don't like the holiday season is being made to feel like human garbage for 90 days straight, and I'm over it 😎

#Furry things

Uni acceptance letter in, bachelor's starts in the spring...if I can survive the C# class I'm taking this semester 😩

When devs start pulling data off the Spatial Scene API: "...why is this full of dick pics...? 🤨"

Bluh, overslept, seeing too much stupid shit coming out of too many stupid furries' mouths already, back work to do for classes, family drama; gonna be one of THOSE days 😮‍💨

Zoomers: if only there was a quiet place I could go to read and study, and learn things on my own "It's called a library" No, like, a spot just for studying and reading, with lots of free books and resources for everyone! "Yup. Library." You just don't get it, Boomer!

Saw this dropped as a "truth bomb" on LinkedIn, and have to say it's awful advice that is perpetuated by people in the field, and seems to just be based in, "I did my time in garbage roles, and now so will you!"

Did #twitter get DDoS'd or some shit today?

I just wanna look at naked boys, is that so much to ask? Please don't suddenly try and softball politics into your cock acct, if you wanna discuss that shit, make a rant/vent acct that no one will read, kthx ❤️

I have 20 years of speaking fluent #retail, so let me translate this: "this is the poor slob that couldn't afford to quit, and pizza parties are SO 2019, so here's what I got from Wal-Mart instead of giving them a raise after getting their shit kicked in during back to school!"

Blurry dick pics make baby Jesus cry 🥹

I can handle, "chocolate over vanilla" I can handle, "PC over Mac" I can even handle, "I voted MAGA" But there are some things I can't forgive 🧣🍂🎃☕️

Zoomers mid-week after getting pounded out at a con all weekend when the sads kick in and the AD nuking starts

Being a furry in 2025 means having more ethical concerns over who made your fursuit or drew your porn commission than worrying about third world genocide or whether it's ok to buy almond milk

Remembering when #Megaplex was the "oh, yeah, if I feel like it I'll go, FL in the summer, sure, why not" con, not something anyone PLANNED for, let alone got the FOMOs over

The college I'm transferring out to for the spring to get my bachelor's wants an essay about why I am pursuing this degree, and it's likely just going to be "MONEY" copy & pasted 500 times in a PDF.