Happy merry. Elf sucks.

I stg theres a rant in me about people who complain about "inconsistencies" in muppet media and then point out things that are are not canon to each other.

By the by, I've found no fandom as annoying as a dormant fandom thats been kicked awake by a new adaptation. The older the property the worse i find it.

I'm actually so fucking sick of adaptation/reimagining discourse. If you want the original thing. Go experience it. This is a new thing and its gonna be different snd its ART so it's gonna be fucking personal because new artists sre working on it. Its not ever gonna be the same.

Hey i don't know what the white children on tiktok sre saying but "unc" isnt short for 'uncool'. Its Short for uncle. It for sure can mean uncool because like... You know we've all got a dorky uncle

OH ITS CAUSE I HAVEN'T FUCKED IN TWO WEEKS.

I'm so fuckin happy that as a society we've realize what a pile of shit "Super Size Me" was. Now please stop listening to people with associate degrees who stand in the aisles of s grocery store spouting pseudoscience nutrition at you. Eat less food and move more. That's all it is or evey will be.

I'm frothing this week idk why

I think its super crucial to consider that Eric/the phantom isn't redeemed at the end. He's touched, he's given a moment of grace and makes the right decision but I think it's narratively dull ti say he's redeemed. And I don't think he thinks it either.

So like... Its literally impossible to block snd restrict every website that has access to pornography. As someone who lives in a porn ban state. Even without resorting to the actual deep or dark webs you can find hundreds or more sites that made it through or around...

I may make a vertical rsnt about this but i literally just re-red the original text of Jekyll and Hyde to make sure i had first hand information. He physically tranforms. It's stated multiple times by multiple characters that Edward Hyde is slight, Short and younger that Dr Jekyll.

Man Axel from Journey to the center of the earth is a real wet blanket.

Does anyone have any experience with someone having non ironic names for their junk?

Can we please stop calling them Skeets? I get that tweet is also silly but also tweet doesnt have any seminal connotations snd its weird to see a world that means jizz in a oost sbout the Edmund Fitzgerald

Since when did we decide that accuracy was the only thing an adaptation needs to be judged on. No one on tiktok is twlking sbout the cinematography or the acting or pacing of GDTs Frankenstein. Just its differences from the book. How is it as a fucking movie gang?

Disney adult hot takes on the clock app do help me to find whihc disney adults are more "oooh the Magic" and which ones are deeply autistic about History snd operations. I am the second one

Just a reminder …

Skepticism is not nor should be about a desire to disprove. its about needing evidence to prove. So many "skeptics" funnily enough have become dogmatic in their non belief.

"why do trans people seem so obsessed with childhood and childish things? Makes you think" because we didnt get to be children they way we needed to. I wanna wear pigtails snd look cute because inside as a small child I ached for it but the world didn't allow me.

Its important to remember how much of d&d mechanically isn't meant to be literal. It's interpretation of the ingsme universe to maximize play. #dnd #d&d #ttrpg #dming #gming

Does anyone have any d&d head canons about languages theyd like to share? I can start. "common" isn't human language. Its more like Esperanto, universal language to better communicate across cultures. #dnd #d&d #ttrpg #language #headcanon #homebrew #dming #gming

If I could be... Anything for a little while it would be a c*nty mid to late 90s country girl. The legs and the shirts and the hair and the "get lost cowboy attitude that Shania codified is just... Peak.

Happy Halloweentimes. No one's name is Nosferatu. In the three movies called that, in precisely zero of them is the vampire's name Nosferatu. Id say I hate to be pedantic but also no I don't

We have for to demystify ancient history. We have to remember that people from the last where still people. We have no reason to believe with our context what any ancient tattoos we've found have any intent beyond the aesthetic.

Just a reminder. Being apolitical is bullshit. Politics are not some thing removed from your life that you can just not think or talk about. Especially right now in volitile times. Being are being prosecuted, silenced, deported and killed. Shit is happening

I don't care what anytsays "Mustard!? Don't let's be silly" from Disney's Alice in Wonderland is one of the best lines I think in comedy.

Is it an on purpose joke that the skating yaoi is called Yuri on Ice? Like someone has to have been like "hehe this'll be funny" right?

So previous to dracula 92 was Strahd kinda the archetype for Dracula types having resurrected lovers? Cause that's not in the text at all

Not to be pedantic but please pick a better argument than "he can't be insane he's a robot" because while I'm all for dressing down the turd Reich for being wrong it does sort of make me feel like you struggle with allegory and metaphor.

"it's too late" fuck off. You can lay down and die if you want to but go fuck yourself in saying it's too late. "We can never go back..." We never could go back! Back is a lie. Backwards is an illusion the only way to finish forward. Healing isn't back its forward. The scars remain.

I'm going to controversial here but I don't know if I have been clear. I'm not an AI doomer. I dont agree specifically with generative AI and AI art because of both societal and ecological reasons. It devalues the actual artist process imo and it currently is not an energy efficient technology.

Also just so we are clear. Watermelons have juice. It's a very mild and mostly water juice but it still is juice. It is not just a sponge full of clean pure water. And yes I know I'm being pedantic and 100% water melon is an incredibly hydrating food to eat but is it in fact food not crunchy water

I am famously non binary but even I'm confused. I saw an ad for a VA casting call and it said 2 roles open were male and 1 was nonbinary and I just... I gotta wonder what the fuck that means from a VO perspective?

Gi robot isn't Don Quixote. The only time we see him actually attack anyone in civilian life is when the actual Nazi flag in unvield. He never charged any windmills. He ran down actual giants.

Kill me yourself, you fucking cowards 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇵🇸

Hey don't. Stop. Don't let this be swept under bc Kimmel is being allowed on air. once a company has crossed the line you don't let them limp back over. You make them stand up snd face their mistake.

Take your Kimmel protest energy and use it to freeze out that hateful JKR too! Maybe HP was a part of your childhood. Well now it's a slap in the face and a dagger in the back of people who just wanna live. Don't let her see a dime!

So as a trans/gf/NB type I want to make something once again very clear. If you let them take our right to exist away... They will not stop there. They'll come for cisqueers next, the self described "normal gays".

Every single person who has taken this as an opportunity to "decry violence" every person who supports leftist ideas but is crying on a podcast or saying it's terrible children lost their father. Our your head out of your fucking asses.

Also it won't matter who the shooter is. They'll tell the story they want to tell

This wasn't the first shot. Don't let them convince the world it wasn't them who fired first.

-Taps the mic- Your favorite YouTuber are running companies. They have to make business decisions in terms of content and cast because they want to keep having jobs. It's just TV guys. They aren't your friends. They're TV.

Generation politics are truly one of the worst things to have been codified in the last few decades. It's actually like super toxic and damaging to individualism and the fostering and nurturing of culture

I wonder how many "relationship problems" that are posted online boil down to people assuming their internal world is universal, and that there needs don't need communicated because of that and then extrapolate their partner as being willfully malicious in ignoring those needs.

I don't if anyone needs to hear this but no one's name is Nosferatu. No one's name has ever been Nosferatu in vampire fiction.bthe guy with the big head and the ears and teeth? That's Orlock. Nobody is named Nosferatu.

My version of "Clark Kent's glasses wouldn't get me" is how dumb it is if the Robin costume is based off the world famous flying Graysons' costumes.

You have bugs in your house. If you live in a van? You definitely have bugs in your van or RV. I'm not saying this to freak you out, or to call you gross. There are a fuck zillion bugs in the world. You're house has food and water. Bugs are there. You got a learn to be okay with it.

Also with Superman I'm reminded of his so many people are 'distracted' by Bradley Cooper for some reason in D&D and like... No man... An actor acting in a movie doesn't distract me. Especially someone so generically shaped as Bradley cooper.