I found an Easter egg in the UK after angry white people told me they were banned. Do I win some sort of prize now?

Me basking in Machaela’s praise for once again utterly nailing Mother’s Day for her 😏💚

When you take LSD then watch the Tellytubbies…..

Mach in the GC with her mates after I’ve given her the best 30 seconds of her life….

Brits throughout history when they spot a country they like…

Mach: Please don’t get political today Me:

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South Park predicted the future 😂

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Dead 💀😂

The new Inbetweeners movie looks a bit rapey ….

Karma 😂😂😂

How it started Vs How it’s going 🥴 #JoeyBarton

“He has a villainous look about him” Irony is fucking dead 😂😂😂

“Died suddenly at 76” 😂😂😂😂😂

I absolutely despise international breaks. That is all.

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His Lordship and his fish supper 🤤💚

Mach: “It’s not fair you walk Duke 3 times a day and Molly is stuck in the house so I e mouth a lead for her for you to walk her round the garden” Me: “For feck’s sake” 😂😂😂

Out for a walk with our Siobhan and Duke and Siobhan spots something that will make her very hungover mother feel a bit better today 😂💚

“I didn’t do it” 🥴😂😂

We’ve been poor. Newcastle have been better. It’s as simple as that.

Sat watching my god son’s football game with His Lordship ⚽️💚

That’s was a masterful drive from Lando Norris considering the trouble he found himself in at one point. Outstanding stuff. #F1 #McClaren #Norris

Once you see it….it can’t be unseen 🥴

We’re still winning the league ya know 😏 The bread and butter. Anybody losing their heads tonight just loves being angry. We move. Up the Reds! #LFC #YNWA

Fuck Elon Musk. Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck Mark Zuckerberg. Fuck Jeff Bezos. Fuck all billionaires. Fuck Fox News. Fuck Sean Hannity. Fuck every single member of Maga. Fuck all Republicans. Fuck all conservative influencers. Fuck Twitter. Fuck Meta. Fuck Dana White. Fuck the UFC. Fuck Tucker Carlson

Here’s hoping for the mother of all explosion 🤞🏻🔥

Trump is gargantuan wet quilt CNUT!! That is all.

We’re going to win the league ya know! 😏 #LFC #YNWA

I’ve got to be honest I wanted Nunez off at half time and slagged him during the break but he’s just made me eat my words the start of this second half. And this is why I’m a fan and not a coach, scout, analyst or pundit. Massive three minute turnaround in our season 👏🏻 #LFC #YNWA

“White cops in America aren’t racist” White cops in America……

Apparently Ireland only has one town centre. Just the one 😂😂😂😂

Playtime with Her Ladyship 💚

Meta suspended my Threads/Insta accounts early this morning. I appealed. They emailed back apologising for unfairly my suspending my account. I log back into Theeads and Meta immediately suspends me again 🥴 That company is going to hell on a fast train….absolute shambles 😂😂😂

@a-lad-named-g.bsky.social flopped this out on the other place in your honour

Alisson with probably the best goalkeeping performance in an LFC shirt since the days of Grobbelaar and Clemence. #LFC #YNWA

We are up against it tonight in Paris 🥴

Good Grief 😳😂😂 #ManVsBear

Oh dear 😂😂😂