you think you wanted to grow up in the early 2000s but you don't know what it's like to get really into Dragonball Z, show your friend and then they keep mocking you by singing the "rock the dragon" theme song except instead they're singing "Dragonball gay"

love to get emails from royal mail that remind me that i can send packages to people if I like

america is so fucking weird, man - so many comments about the murder of alex pretti are people who've fully imbibed the view that if you don't fully comply with a death squad in a highly precise way then you deserve to be summarily executed in the street

whenever keir starmer speaks he sounds like a middle manager about to give you some arbitrary reason you can't take annual leave to go to your friends wedding

it's much easier to understand Finnegan's Wake when you realise the book is saying it wants you to burn stuff

With this stuff I'm not angry I'm just disappointed...

just finished book of the new sun. wow! what an ending! all loose ends wrapped up in a neat little bow and all questions tidyly answered. i love certainty and resolution!

i love jazz because you can watch a video of an 18 year old prodigy playing giant steps as if they're breathing air and there'll be some 50 year old in the comments calling them a fraud and not fit to sniff the same air as Charlie parker

What kind of sick bastard buys the Tony Iommi fragrance that comes with its own guitar pick? It's me, I did. And I'd do it again (when I run out, this shit rules).

I'm at a hardcore show and you know what previously I'd dismissed the genre without really engaging with it and now I feel like I can dismiss the genre on much better terms

watching pluribus (my second TV show) after reading some advice online and I have to say this is nothing like boss baby at all

i had a dream that i got really into golf and woke up in a cold sweat

imagining Mr bean hosting a podcast - just sitting there making stupid fucking noises for two hours - and getting pissed off

pretending to shout by making your face wide and "whispering loudly" is such a base and pathetic form of deception, but luckily it's something i can now spot almost instantly.

ive learned how to make a margarita properly and it turns out the main trick is to not be a fucking dumbass

????

the internet runs on algorithms because Al Gore invented it

King shit

there will be six new sleep paralysis demons in Q4 2025-26

i have reported my sleep paralysis demon to the authorities as i suspect they don't have authorisation to be in this country.

if you don't stay up until midnight Santa personally kills you. devs dropped a new balance patch. i don't agree with it but i understand why they did it.

it would be so epic if they did a gritty reboot of Austin powers

the new tame impala album is a wonderful, triumphant reminder of how shit tame impala have always been

Charlie Kirk said that this was something we all have to live with. And then his throat exploded at a University

I know linkin park means a lot to a lot of people but their influence (like meshuggah) can be felt in some of the worst fucking garbage being released at the moment

This is the type of shit boys get up to when the girl's aren't around

listening to Deftones but in a performative male sense

i just finished shadow of the torturer and it's the only book I've immediately gone back to surgically re-read to catch all the bits I didn't get first time and holy shit there is a lot

feel bad for justin trudeau - they've been dating for months and he's not even at the grid post stage yet

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

From Lowen last night - more metal bands need to have bejeweled belly dancers on stage, it's the secret sauce

I just saw Lowen

Pokémon Legends Z-A is interesting because it's like they got...I dunno...1/20th the way through making a Pokémon game and then just gave up and decided to release it - it really is dreadful

just heard a group of dudes who must have been average age of 23 doing the Budweiser "wazzuuuuup" thing - blew my mind

I bought myself a beast mode PC as my old one conked out and of course I'm playing Bloodborne at 60FPS 4k with all the nice quality of life mods installed

This is why I decided against it

there should be a waluigi game based in the mushroom kingdom but with the gameplay style of untitled goose game...just go around being as much of an annoying asshole as possible.

say what you will about Peter Thiel but when he gives you a lobotomy, he is THOROUGH

i asked grok if elon musk was the coolest person ever and it said "no of course not he's just the coolest person alive right now"

normalise just saying you like something instead of saying it has a "pavlovian effect" on you

The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One

if I were a fighting game announcer, I would blow out my voice at this fatality

stop watching the traitors and play blood on the clocktower you cowards

it reads like she's desperate for a crowd to erupt in applause at every sentence she's written because it's so profound except it's actually the dumbest shit you've ever read

if anyone wants to get self serious or moralising over trump sucking Clinton off - "there are more important things, etc." i will put my foot down and say - no - it is deeply important in the history of funny things that there is a credible rumour that trump sucked off Bill clinton

[her, first date]: and I STILL need to get round to finishing baldurs gate 3! [me, inexplicably switching to jar jar binks voice]: mee-sa like-a da gurl who play-a da vee-dee-o game!! ohhh muyi-muyi!!!

Looks like the Epstein files themselves aren't the only thing Trumps had to suppress over the years...

This is on the same level as "Imagine Dragons is saving rock music"

What the fuck are you talking about