the Falklands / Malvinas situation is one of those where you instinctively think that the right side is the anti-British one but actually it's the Argentinian claim that is blatantly anti-democratic, dehumanising and essentially ridiculous

Japanese toilets are those sorts of things where you can't work out why the fuck the rest of the world hasn't caught up to this

I'm in Tokyo and I found a metal shop that has some really fucking rare deep cuts

J d Vance being 6ft 2in has blown my mind cos he's so obviously 5ft 4in coded

been storing this up for a while so I'm just going to come out and say it: I genuinely believe that in our lifetime we will see a James Bond Virtual Reality Experience Powered by Oculus Meta. That is what I honestly believe.

i just made an ai data center explode by asking ChatGPT for the full Mr Bean lore

New a forest of stars album fucking slaps baby hell yeah

That Epstein suicide note goes crazy

It looks cool but as someone who has played Starfox 64 / Lylat Wars through an ungodly amount of times I was kinda hoping for a new game not just a prettier version of the thing I've been playing for 20 years now.

if you like your cartoons yellow boy do i have the show for you

starting a black metal band based around perfumery called Ambroxan Nightmare

because you can't be bothered to find anything that isn't immediately offered by streaming services

i can assure you that some of the worst musicians in the world are right now purchasing microtonal guitars

for fans of music i highly recommend checking out "dancing in the moonlight" by toploader - funky beats, great keyboards, wicked vocals - it has it all - would love to hear this at a wedding or some other sort of social occasion

i presume the angine de poitrine costumes are there entirely to cover up the fact that they're both fifty-something jazz dudes that otherwise wouldn't be able to sell music that sounds like that

my impression of crimson desert so far is that if you're the type of person who likes going online and finding guides of where to find good loot and how to engineer systems in a game to become comically OP then you'll love it.

this new cryptic shift album really is something huh

i have the strong feeling he would actually be really pissed off about this

im not a professional news expert but i do think this epstein stuff has the potential to be a really big story

biggest surprise is that from what it seems, the Epstein files don't mention bill maher

This is a great image but i won't be fully satisfied until I have a whole album of these evil cunts with the exact same expression of being hopelessly fucked

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

i want to start a new career as one of those people that works in reality tv and picks contestants based on how likely they are to piss each other off

if you're into jesus you gotta check out the bible

you think you wanted to grow up in the early 2000s but you don't know what it's like to get really into Dragonball Z, show your friend and then they keep mocking you by singing the "rock the dragon" theme song except instead they're singing "Dragonball gay"

love to get emails from royal mail that remind me that i can send packages to people if I like

america is so fucking weird, man - so many comments about the murder of alex pretti are people who've fully imbibed the view that if you don't fully comply with a death squad in a highly precise way then you deserve to be summarily executed in the street

whenever keir starmer speaks he sounds like a middle manager about to give you some arbitrary reason you can't take annual leave to go to your friends wedding

it's much easier to understand Finnegan's Wake when you realise the book is saying it wants you to burn stuff

With this stuff I'm not angry I'm just disappointed...

just finished book of the new sun. wow! what an ending! all loose ends wrapped up in a neat little bow and all questions tidyly answered. i love certainty and resolution!

i love jazz because you can watch a video of an 18 year old prodigy playing giant steps as if they're breathing air and there'll be some 50 year old in the comments calling them a fraud and not fit to sniff the same air as Charlie parker

What kind of sick bastard buys the Tony Iommi fragrance that comes with its own guitar pick? It's me, I did. And I'd do it again (when I run out, this shit rules).

I'm at a hardcore show and you know what previously I'd dismissed the genre without really engaging with it and now I feel like I can dismiss the genre on much better terms

watching pluribus (my second TV show) after reading some advice online and I have to say this is nothing like boss baby at all

i had a dream that i got really into golf and woke up in a cold sweat

imagining Mr bean hosting a podcast - just sitting there making stupid fucking noises for two hours - and getting pissed off

pretending to shout by making your face wide and "whispering loudly" is such a base and pathetic form of deception, but luckily it's something i can now spot almost instantly.

ive learned how to make a margarita properly and it turns out the main trick is to not be a fucking dumbass

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the internet runs on algorithms because Al Gore invented it

King shit

there will be six new sleep paralysis demons in Q4 2025-26

i have reported my sleep paralysis demon to the authorities as i suspect they don't have authorisation to be in this country.

if you don't stay up until midnight Santa personally kills you. devs dropped a new balance patch. i don't agree with it but i understand why they did it.

it would be so epic if they did a gritty reboot of Austin powers