When Tomodachi life comes out, boys love island will come to fruition.

Is it the real one or the one that looks like hot topic but is actually a mimic?

Find somewhere to hide!

If you see a bitch with a bad bob, that's not me. Be careful.

Is there something wrong with the mall?

It happened very abruptly.

Hiding in the backrooms.

I think I could tell Allen anything and he'd be fine with it. Like if I said I want to knit him a pair of underwear when we're married so that I can bring him back with dark magic when he dies before me. He'd be like "Can I pick out the yarn color?"

We'll leave in two days then, how's that sound~? [ They cupped his cheek and happily pressed their lips to his. ]

Oof. Well, hopefully a Christmas present will cheer you up. [ They held out a box, neatly wrapped with reindeer wrapping paper. Inside was an expensive winter coat. The cost was long, so it would reach past his knees. There were also brown gloves, to match the color of the brown coat. ] +

I'm confused about what this meat war was for. Did you try putting it on ice?

Is your meat okay?

What does that mean?

Then, I think we have everything settled. I'm rather flexible, so don't worry too much about the position you tie me in. [ They let out soft whines each time he marked their skin. It didn't take much to bruise them. They didn't mind at all though. ] You're such a tease, Allen~

So what if I have a special pillow I use when I think about him?

Breakcore is so good.

I should have taken him down with the decorations 😒

While you are correct, not all men only date men.

[ They instantly noticed the black rope and smiled. Anglade happily pressed their lips to Allen's pair. ] We probably should have some scissors on hand. And for a safe word, caviar? [ They tilted their head back a bit, exposing their neck for him. ]

[ By the time he gets there, Anglade is already nude and waiting. One of their legs is crossed over the other as they sit on the edge of the bed. ]

I'll be waiting in the bedroom~

Let's go with rope~

I'm sure that's the mindset of a lot of unwanted pregnancies.

How about right now~?

[ They nodded just before pressing their lips to his. Their ears twitched a few times while their lips were locked. A few moments later, they pulled away. ] Yeah, a little. Every time I transform, my ears are always the last to change back.

I'm just thinking out loud. But knowing your knots would be a big help.

[ They laughed softly, pushing their head closer to his hands. ] That tickles, but feels nice all the same~

An enby has to have their hobbies. Mine just happens to be tying myself up.

Shibari 💭

Oh to be collared and treated like a mutt.

[ They gave him a nod. ] Go ahead.

Oh. I'm sorry that I assumed this was about a dog. You don't usually hear people having problems with other people in holes.

It's harmless. Better than a shock collar, that's for sure.

You might have to go to more drastic measures. Maybe a collar that emits an annoying sound.

Maybe you should try some redirection to get him to stop digging holes.

You've never been inside the hole?

Probably not. But cement isn't that expensive.

[ Using one of their hands, they remove the blanket from their head. In place of their normal ears, they had bat ears. ] You might want to turn around.

Fill it up.

I'm starting to feel better now that I'm with you. [ They opened up the blanket, if only to wrap their arms around Allen to swallow him up with it. The blanket they were using is weighted. ] I have something to show you.

[ Coming up behind @allentjones.bsky.social and leaning against his back. They're wrapped up in a blanket, only their face is visible. Said face buried itself against the back of his neck. ]

I don't think I would sound as sweet if you weren't the one getting me to make those sounds.

He's really good at that, actually 🫣

If you insist~

I might accidentally forget to wear anything under it.

Mhmm, in a cheerleading outfit too.

Kick his ass babe.

He's going to make me help him decorate again this year 🫩😮‍💨

I think today is a corset day.

I'm all yours, love~ [ They pulled out their phone, sending a quick text to someone. ] Just a veggie burger? I can get us a whole buffet of food.