I'm not joking around! You'd know if I was!

Ah! I forgot we could do that easily in modern times! Sí, let's ask the boys

Mm...I've been warned that there are fake maps on the Google though. Maybe we should ask around first where the fujos are so we don't get tricked

Exactly. That's why I'm greeting you like that.

Perhaps. Though I'm not entirely sure where the Americas are. I think they might be part of Africa?

Of course, not even Pluto wants you around. Ugh

Ok! Maybe I'll find someone who's willing to share then~ shouldn't be too hard. I've heard tell of a culture of only women called the "Fujo" who like when men are together. I'm just not sure where they're from. Maybe they're neighbors with the amazons

Oh FUCK not this guy

Ohhh. Oh. Oh shit. Uhh, eheh, I guess that means you probably don't actually want to go get some girls with me huh?

Woah! This is the second time you've kissed me in as many times we've met up. What's gotten into you? And what does liebe mean? You keep calling me that

As long as you're ok, I guess I can let it pass this time. [He quickly hops up and sneaks a kiss on the tip of his nose] Next time I'll make you sorry though!

Sí, sí [He sets him down gently and sighs] Were you just trying to worry me so I'd get frantic and look silly? Because there's gotta be easier ways to make a fool out of an old man like me

Ay dios mio! Don't scare me like that! [He's holding him out from himself as you would a misbehaving cat] Are you even unwell?

NO! You're not going to die! I can fix it! I can fix this! You'll be ok! [He lifts Aldrich up with one arm and with the other, starts whacking between his shoulder blades as if he's trying to burp the world's toughest baby]

I love you too but marriage is so much less than what we already have. I'm committed to you in ways no government could control But that's not important right now! You're having a heart attack or something! I don't remember what to do for that- is it beating your chest or hanging upside down?!

Wh- does your arm hurt too? Do you taste blood? How is your breathing? Oh my god, can we die twice?! Will you be sent to double hell? You can't go to hell, don't wanna go too and I don't know what would happen if I never got to see you again!

[He's immediately taking notice of his hand being dropped. Did he misspeak? His brows furrow and his lip juts out while he tries to think over what it could be] Are you mad at me or something?

Considering my track record, I think even if we could, it'd be a bad idea for us to be married. I don't have the self control... But we're talking hypothetically anyways right, eheh?

Eh, well, you know how kids don't really understand marriage. I was thinking it was committing to live with your best friend forever and someone you wanted to be a family with. Not the whole political part of it with joining houses and land and money [He's vaguely gesturing with his other hand]

Aww, I'm happy to get to spend so much time with you too! [He bumps him with his shoulder in a playful way] Hehe, y'know, when we were kids I used to think that I'd be the one to marry you. Then of course I found out boys couldn't marry each other and I immediately fell to the floor in a tantrum!

[He giggles as he walks alongside his friend] I'm so glad you're loosening up a little bit and going with me on these adventures! I mean, I know why you didn't want to back when you had your wife, but it's great we can do it now!

YES! Let's go to "the club" and get a hot girl or two to bring home then!

Hehe, I wouldn't mind getting my sword unsheathed though~

Ugh, I hope not. He sucked. I like how we can just relax now that we don't really have territories to defend

Sí, he was attractive, until he started being such a dick and doing things like kidnapping my boss

(( I realized I didn't write down over here that my storyline includes Paullus and Mama Greece being married twice. He was also married to Ancient Egypt and had a long term relationship with Persia. Bro was the town bicycle of the ancients

I can't help it! I'm a lover! If a pretty lady wants to kiss me, who am I to say no?

Hehe I remember I used to make out with Greece all the time, even between when we were married. She was great (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

I kiss my friends all the time! It's fun! Especially if you can fluster them

Who turned him into a football???

We can play football with our babies! Feliciano and Romano love it! And I've heard Antonio is pretty good at it too

He's great at chasing men!

FOOTBALL! FOOTBALL!

Sí! I'm proud of mio bambini! Just be safe and don't get baby trapped

I can't believe my hot date cancelled on me because I told her about some delicious onion rings I had

I'm breaking into your house and killing both of you

I'll give you a la booboo if you keep calling me Paully >:(

I just had the greatest nut. They call them "honey roasted cash-shoes"

I wouldn't mind being covered in honey and have a hot- [REDACTED]

HAHA THIS IS GREAT! [Is of course what he says before he's swung around. It's fun the first few times but he's quickly getting dizzy] Buh. Ugh. Oh god... ... Let's go fight your son!

Oh!! You could use me as a sword to spar with! Then we can still play together!!

Hmmm...I'm not sure how to make you laugh either. You don't seem to think my stories are funny and most of my jokes too for that that matter... [The stick curls in on itself as it thinks]

It's so much fun! You should try it too! I bet a good laugh will take a hundred years off your face!

She slough on my knough til I cough

Yesssss. Avenge the baklava

I've hired children to throw rocks at Sadik

How dare he do this. On the ides of March and everything

Bah, you kids are no funnnn [He huffs, pouting like a child. Grown ass man] I guess it is a bad idea to go up against a viking country alone though

Even a small, well trained army can overpower a massive incompetent one. You just need a good tactician and allies. [His fierce eyes have memories flash behind them, his smile growing wider] That plus a harsh landscape? Easy victory. He's gone soft too

HAHA! Smart boy, using your geology to your advantage! Maybe when you get bigger you can take something of his for yourself