George W Bush and anyone who has ever been kind to him really should never be forgiven for the Israeli nonsense that is "self-defense strikes"

Snagem goons: WES is a hardened criminal! Rui: oh no! Is that true!? Wes: yeah Rui: that's okay because you are the protagonist. I still want to fuck you. This story isn't long enough for complex emotions like distrust

Guy in Phenac City: okay I was born and raised here in a nuclear wasteland. I'm going to earn my way out as a Trainer, with my two whismurs. Now to challenge Cloud Strife from Advent Children to a duel

Maybe I've just blocked out SV and am stuck on GO, but the animations in Colosseum are refreshing. It's so cute how this is a Pokemon game with all it's design language but just a completely different narrative structure

Got Colosseum to work on my shit ass laptop and I'm so happy haha. I love the edgelord world of it. I also like that the default format is doubles, since that's not really something common in the mainline games, and I think the starting pair come ready-made to help ease you into it.

F/SF: above all Mystery must be preserved Ozymandias to a fucking US carrier: SO ANYWAY I STARTED BLASTING

Inside me there are two wolves: one that wants to play Pokemon Colosseum and one that notes I didn't even get far in E33 so maybe I don't really have a bunch of time for games rn

Mordred killed Arthur and he's still not even as bad as Lancelot and Galahad lmao

Having made fun of them for saying AotC was the worst Star Wars, I do broadly agree with RLM's criticism that there's a fundamental difference between movies you care enough to get mad at and movies you cannot bring yourself to care about.

I love them but there's no greater testament to how old RLM are than them saying "Attack of the Clones is still the worst Star Wars" like come on guys, Rise of Skywalker caused the Covid pandemic

ALL ELSE ASIDE it's so fucking humiliating hearing people say "Mando" like Jesus Christ man. You know those guys pissed the Jedi off so bad they nuked their world so hard it literally sickened the Force? The ENTIRE Jedi council fell to the dark side!

Just always going to be funny that Emet Selch thought his argument for mankind's destruction was best made in a world where the worst city would produce Dulia Chai and not the world where people snorted souls like cocaine

Kotomine Kirei, a well dressed priest who is secretly ripped Sancraid Phan, what if Doflamingo but weasel

Me: I wonder who Prototype Berserker was? Fragments Volume 4: oh no that was definitely still just Hercules and he was still as terribly written as ever

"What if they ban YOUR favorite streamer NEXT!?" LMAO son I'll raise you one: what of we just flat out ban streaming? What if it was illegal to stream? Nothing of value is lost and the only thing that would change is I'd hear less about foreigners being freaks in Japan

Where is my husband is a dogshit name for a band and that's why they have to resort to advertising on Spotify

youtu.be/nd3WRCv_hkQ?... This is probably the best scene to come out of the Fabula Nova Crystalis. A guy shitting his guts out as he dies. It's such a wretched, miserable scene.

My soul in Hell when the last fan of Star Wars dies bitter and alone

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8tI... I get why people say that EW's postgame wasn't as jampacked as ShB's, but like, fuckin' hell were we ever getting banger after fucking banger

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTVx... I actually really love how joyful this song is. I think there's a part of Elidibus that never wanted to be Zodiark, who loved Azem no less than Emet Selch and Venat did, and whose heart was broken by the manner of our meeting. I think Themis wanted to see us again.

LMAO: Gilgamesh: I am clearly Ayaka's dependable college student senpai! Cu: oh that's fine, I am clearly like her favorite host at the club. Arthur: oh fuck uhhhhh, I can't be her classmate that's literally Perseus's thing so..... Gilgamesh: Howabout a foreign homestay transfer student?

OH MY GOD AYAKA USED THE FUCKING GRAIL TO WISH FOR A WALL TO EXIST IN THE ONSEN LMAAAAAAAO GIRL PLEASE MY BOYS HAVEN'T GOTTEN LAID SINCE BEFORE CHARLEMANE WAS BORN

wait does this hanafuda game end with Ayaka getting her brains fucked out by history's hottest guys in an onsen after they defeat Manaka? I'm just going to assume this really is how Prototype ended and that's why Arthur's so pissed Merlin shoved him down the road to hunt Nero's psycho ass

WAAAAAAAAAAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT STOP ARE THEY CALLED THE THREE KNIGHT CLASSES BECAUSE FATE WAS AN OTOME GAME AND THE THREE BOYS AYAKA WAS GOING TO FUCK WERE HER KNIGHTS

Actually though: would Manaka be Beast VI/G? Her entire deal in Fragments is that she herself is a threat far greater than the Beast, excluding the fact that she is possessed of a human body.

Manaka: of course I killed all those people in Fuyuki, Ayaka. My wedding to Saber is going to need guests and also I was bored as fuck waiting for him

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ-v... FGO: listen man if Manaka ever shows up it's going to be EXTREMELY BAD NEWS this wacky ass obscure spinoff: listen I guess Ayaka just hangs out with all these guys and goes on onsen dates with all of them anyway I guess Manaka is back

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y19x... Star Wars used to be something man. Even when it sucked it had shit like this going on.

"Can we get the Crypters back?" sorry but Beryl can stay dead I don't need that bitch coming out of his grave, no matter how badly Pepe deserves to live

It's kinda fucking crazy this is just never going to go anywhere. FGO is going to EoS without any answer as to what these two are talking about

grogu has been caught and compromised to a permanent end

A thing I learned VERY recently about the world of FFXIV is that dragons produce asexually, but curiously it would seem that it is almost exclusively the -male- dragons who give birth. Dragons seldom speak of mothers, but instead of their sires. This means that mpreg Vrtra is a real probability.

A funny side effect of Ultima rebelling against Gerun or Faram and her entrusting the Heart of Sabik to Athena is that mankind wound up turning to Venat and Zodiark, not Ultima lol

Warms my heart seeing people posting about Judau kicking Char's ass if he was in CCA. We've come so far from the filthy era where people were advised to skip the best UC show

fascinating. Twitter has decided that my account is spam now??? The account I've had on that website for over a decade???? So I just can't tweet now???

Okay okay hear me out though what if they're all the same guy

Mario busts his ass to save Princess Peach only for the fucking dog to come in at the last second no fucking wonder this movie has been consigned to fucking history's anus. Fuck you prince Haru of the Flower Kingdom fuck you

Genuine question but is the Caster Class ever not occupied by an absolute fucked up creep freak psychopath monster? Between this, Avicebron in Apocrypha, Gilles the Pedophile in Zero, and that the only thing I know about Medea in FSN is the bondage shit she does to Saber like, what the hell

It kinda vexes me a lil that they never adapted Fragments into anything for a wider audience. Manaka is such a horrific character. She absolutely devours the screen

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAtn... I really love everything about this dungeon because of how well it demonstrates that even though you're the man who saved all life in the universe and an incarnate god, there are still things you can't do and fights you can't win.

More than Zenos coming back, and more than killing anyone else off, I wonder if there's any character who coming back from the dead would really be good for. Moenbryda or Papalymo MAYBE, but they're both so vital to Urianger and Lyse

Today's obsession is with this guy: a half-elf space marine psychic

A fundamental aspect of Arthur and Artoria that I do not understand about Fate is this notion of their desire to save Britain. Surely they must understand that Britain has been conquered like seven times since they died, no? What EXACTLY is this vague ass wish?

"She interacts with Ayaka, but does Manaka even know that Ayaka actually exists?" is such a fucking chilling statement for a father to make. I mean I guess it's not technically his fault his daughter was born the Antichrist, even if everything about magi in Fate is designed for this purpose.

Manaka inflicts psychotic damage on a sickly orphan and murders an entire building of people and two days later she's pouting in the bath because Saber won't peep on her. This girl is a menace

I definitely see what it was Andromeda saw in the guy. Perseus is basically the first Greek Hero servant to come across as actually heroic lmao

Manaka: I just killed your entire family, teehee Arlo: I am unable to think of anything other than how immensely beautiful you are

Caster: Lady Manaka, I believe Rider may well be a threat to you and Saber. Needless to say that Assassin is of no worth against him. Manaka: That's dumb, Saber's sword is all powerful. Caster: Provided he can wield it. Lmao Paracelsus does NOT like Arthur

Fragments describes the Greater Grail as being a CAULDRON and not a CHALICE, making it property of Arawn, God of the Dead and not property of Christ, Son of God

It's cool Zenos stans never bring up the fact he literally helped save all life in the universe. Guy walked into Heaven to ask God to help him help save the universe but because he was too shy to say anything about it nobody noticed lol