#HumpDay is for one thing, and one thing only. Who's first?

I wish people would stop calling me fat. I'm not fat. I have a medical issue that's caused my bladder to blow up to 3 times normal size (roughly the size of a 1.33L milk bag). It would take surgery to correct, but no guarantee I would ever be able to pee properly ever again afterwards.

Is this soft enough for #SoftieSunday?

#FCF is for fat cocks filling tight holes.

Here, allow me to make it easier this #HumpDay.

What better way to celebrate #SoftieSunday than with some soft fox peen in the morning?

Can a cock still be fat without being hard on #FCF?

How about something really simple for #HumpDay; like my bare ass.

@SoftieSunday means everything soft and smooth.

I know #fatassfriday isn't a thing, but maybe it could be?

I try to be quite accommodating on #humpday.

MFF is definitely going to be a quiet con for me this year.

Another #SoftieSunday arrives. It's all smooth.

Is it too late to celebrate #FCF?

Getting my maw filled with cock.

A round rump and hanging balls are what I offer this #HumpDay.

Absolutely hilarious... and oddly true!

#SoftieSundays are perfect for all things soft.

It's wet stiffy time! Another #FCF. How time flies.

He said he wanted me to slap his face with my dick. Well that's some slapdick comedy right there!

Happy #HumpDay! Come and get some.

Ok, it's not entirely soft, but close enough for #SoftieSunday.

Even soft it can be pretty thick. Happy #FCF.

It's hump day. Would anyone like to give me some?

It's #SoftieSunday and this is as soft as they come.

Some people say "hold my beer". I say "hold my nuts."

When #FCF actually was.

Stripping down on the beach, showing you my ass for #HumpDay.

I'm just enjoy the last time on the beach for the year.

Anyone else experiencing the Monday flops?

Boing! #FCF

Shouldn't you be filling my ass with cum right now? It's #HumpDay after all.

The bed is perfect for enjoying #SoftieSunday.

Anyone want my meat for #FCF?

It's #HumpDay. I'm assuming the position. Go ahead, get in there.

When @pupscoopsad.bsky.social insists that I swallow their whole cock.

May I interest you in some sexy cuddles?

You've heard of #FCF but what if it was fat balls Friday too?

Taking it all off for #HumpDay. Would you lend a paw?

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#FCF? Definitely fat cock Friday.

Don't mind me, I'm just doing some squats here.

It's #humpday. You know you want to. What're you waiting for?

Is this soft enough for you? Have a feel. Happy #SoftieSunday.

The one-eyed beast makes its presence known on #FCF.

Come sink into this on #HumpDay.

Celebrating #SoftieSunday on the beach.

It's only semi-hard but I think this still qualifies for #FCF.

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