posting my big ass because apparently that’s the trend now

happy tummy tuesday boys

67 TACOS 67 FRIES 67 BAJAS 67 CRUNCHWRAPS 67- 🎨 by @rowdyreindeer.bsky.social!

ANE I am in you

this checks out!

Happy Tuesday to all who celebrate 🐻

mayhem ball tickets acquired

just tuesday things

Headshot cm for @ad.stratus.dog !! 🐾✨

all-american boy

I got myself into a bit of a situation…

Thanksgiving damage, 2024 edition

Fat boy fall is in full effect

I need to find some bigger crop tops

Not the Taco Bell app telling me how much I’ve spent on it in my lifetime

woof

I need to start posting here more. Hopefully my big ass will make up for it

POV: You’re about to get put in your place

Happy New Year all you handsome people 🎉

Golden hour 🌇

MULTIPLE of the cashiers at my local Taco Bell know me by name to the point that when I pull into the drive thru, they just ask “order for [Stratus], right?” I don’t have a problemmmm

Come play with the big dog

I have some space under the desk for you 👀

From deep in the archives (cw: twink era)

Pup thread! Bark bark!

Harness thread!

harness thread >>>

Ready for it to be fall so that I can wear my flannels again 😩

jock thread?

This is still my favorite hair color I’ve ever had done 🌈

Why aren’t you giving me belly rubs right now?

Thighsssss

Need some more content here so just reposting my big ass

Need some more content here so just reposting my big ass

getting this started the only way I know how 😝

the invite gods have smiled upon me