celtics out of the playoffs come do an escape room instead 🏈

what? 12 tons of kitkats were stolen? craaaaaazy…we don’t know anything about that…

WHAT’S UP FOLKS, THE BOXAROO CLOWN IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER ‼️🎉

wednesdays are for escape rooms, says boxaroo (open on wednesdays starting june 4!)

escape rooms: yea or nay?

anyone here use youtube shorts? consider following boxaroo on youtube (shorts). Big Roo is making me post shorts. send help it’s so sad over there

happy 4/20 please don’t do an escape room while high. please. if you want to do an escape room today pleeeeeease do it before u ,, celebrate

easter egg hunt in the escape room (reception room)………….come do an easter egg hunt in the escape room (reception room)……………

I wish everyone working in games could all have stable good paying jobs with benefits. I feel like in an industry that makes hundreds of billions of dollars that isn't so much to ask.

this is how i trick my little monkey brain into posting on bluesky. yes this is the company account and yes i will find a way to talk about all of my interests on said company account

dropout dot tv i want you to know that at least half of boxaroo is obsessed with you. if you ever need an escape room that u cant break things in. imagine me jumping up and down waving frantically going PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WE ARE AN ESCAPE ROOM

me, taking notes on groups in the escape room: [izzy roland impression] pushin’ buttons

an escape room but it’s all magic the gathering themed and every single puzzle is based on an OP card (this would make me cry. anyone know if it exists? i want it to exist)

HELLO AGAIN BOSTON STUDENTS!!!!!! welcome back from spring break! if you like escape rooms, keep reading! 🧵

can confirm. the vibes r good

note to self make a stupid escape room hopecore tiktok. if none of these words make sense to u…that’s probably good tbh tiktok sucks

yes we are a family friendly business 🙂‍↕️ and also yes i WILL be blaring the giver in the escape room the second it drops thank u chappell this will b a great reset song

i’m back and my jester hat is jingling louder than ever 🙂‍↕️

propaganda puzzles??? no no, i said take a proper gander at these puzzles- im trying my best out here…

looking for something more fun to do than watching captain america 4? come play an escape room! no propaganda just puzzles 🙂‍↕️🧩

someone at redbull has a sick and twisted sense of humor, putting out a grapefruit flavor. do they know who their target audience is????? (read: your local escape room runs on caffeine <33 i love you energy drinks i love you)

nobody told me that joining google meets with a phone call is so much worse than actually being in the meeting. it’s so saddening. i’m so sad wdym everyone else is like looking at faces and im. eating a sandwich

this account is run by a muppet of a man <3

wish i could replay escape rooms in the same way i replay the same three shows with very little deviation. and then i take a step back and think about how my job involves resetting the same three escape rooms with very little deviation and im okay again

doing a silly little dance before the horrors Get Me. u cant legislate my silly jigs away [let the record reflect this is about me doing the dimension 20 kugrash hairy baby dance at approximately all hours of the day]

you can spell boxaroo without DEI but you can also spell scap room without DEI and i’m starting to worry that this joke doesn’t work the way i wanted it to. guys i promise we’re cool just come and see <3333

hi besties :) if you’re in boston & looking for something to do on friday the 28th, consider coming to boxaroo! :) boston’s best (small business!!) escape room <3 and yes, we take cash

another day another dollar (thinking about magic the gathering) (this is like, the least useful company account on earth. why do they let me do this. someone should really keep a better eye on me)

anyone else here the most normalest person alive until ur Very Much Not? anyone? life is an escape room and by that i mean . hard

mark cuban posting insane ai generated anti-trump videos was not on my 2025 bingo card, but…im here for it

sometimes you open bluesky and just. bluescreen of death, yknow? no thoughts, head empty, my little braincell bouncing around an escape room but the escape room is my noggin

got too many likes on the clock app and now i’m scared

tweetin on the clock B) [he says, as if it isn’t part of his job]

sometimes getting off work feels like escaping a room. notably when something breaks and u stay past ur shift and then u are Freed. what a wonderful feeling. victorious yet again.

new escape room idea just dropped. oops all rube-goldberg machines

i’ve been told it’s spelled ‘valentine’s day’ (enjoy your escape room dates! good luck!)

happy two-person-escape-room day! 🫶

resetting an escape room is like microwaving soup

best part about work zoom meetings is getting to see my coworker’s puppy…he’s just a little baby…

who wants to hear about my magic the gathering commander. his name is slurrk, all-ingesting and i love my silly oozey son :]

actually yknow what. i’m just gonna attempt to replace my useless screen time with bluesky posting. will it work? idk. but it literally can’t hurt because. at least i’ll be doing my job

students in boston…want to do an escape room for valentine’s day? consider going on a triple date to boxaroo. we have a discount code for you! (but it’s only for 5 or more people, so…)

bluesky is truly a strange place to be a company account. am i supposed to be promoting us? how am i supposed to do that. how am i supposed to convince anti-capitalist not-twitter to come to our (small!) business

object permanence strikes again! truly upsetting that the brief tiktok ban did actually help my doomscrolling…when part of my job is doomscrolling…woe is social media guy

This was a phenomenal Mystery Hunt. I take my hat off to the running team, and look forward to getting to spend time with my friends on Death & Mayhem again. And on a personal level I feel like I'm finally back; finally solving again rather than just flailing, finally sharp and present. #MITMH

welcome back tiktok, i guess i have to keep making those now. @boxaroobos if anyone wants to watch me clown around on the clock instead of shrimply reading the tomfoolery

bye bye tiktok! what is the marketing guy supposed to do now. please help i like being the marketing guy what do i do now

friends should i try and convince my boss to let us have a boxa-小红书 / RedNote. friends what if.

every group this afternoon/evening escaped scarily fast. mitmh what are u putting in the water im scared (and where can i get it) (i work at the escape room, thats like, the ultimate “did not escape”)

can someone explain cryptic crosswords to me like i’m five? in exchange i can offer an elevator pitch on why you should come play our escape rooms