I am financially never recovering from this. 😭 still in a might-need-the-ER zone & definitely at 0 heading into December. Pls help, pls share. Sorry to keep asking. Normal November™️ became AAAAH November™️ so fast.

Yesterday was the best day of my life!!!!! Two of my best pals and I got to stand side by side with two of my biggest heroes and childhood role models with my book of shadows AND Rose commented on my insta post about it! Genuinely, I feel like something inside me has healed 🥹

You guys I really put myself out there and interviewed for a job I was unsure I would get and I GOT IT AND IT HAS BENEFITS IM SCREAMING I’ve never had insurance I’m gonna give it my all to do right by this place!!!! I’m so happy and nervous and excited for this new chapter

My credit card is on its deathbed and I won’t be getting groceries until December but in trade I will be fulfilling one of my biggest dreams in a week!!! And yes, I am bringing my replica book of shadows ✨💅🏼

It’s finished! #knitsky

Seasonal depression: *waking up* Me: I’m gonna bleach my hair and get my nails done you can’t stop me!!!!!!

Fresh on my knitting needles: infinity scarf for a coworker in the most gorgeous shade of red I’ve ever worked with! And as a bonus, the yarn is made from recycled materials :) #knitsky

My toxic trait is I will look for any opportunity to talk about the injustice that rainbow fish faced

Me @ my reflection in the bathroom: Do NOT put a switch 2 on your emergency credit card, do NOT put a switch 2 on your emergency credit card

Dragula Titans in full swing with a cast stacked to the gods I cannot be held accountable for my tweets during this time

I wish I could have an alarm clock that’s just Cynthia Doll shrieking at me to wake up and seize the day

Ladies and gentlemen: my best friend!!!!!

Not my picture but it immediately came to mind

QT this post with someone you wish was still alive RIP Shannen :(

This is the best news I’ve accidentally discovered in forever!!! My inner 12 year old is screaming. Just 5 days after my birthday, as if I needed a reason to buy myself a treat. Now, I just have to get a ps5 by then…….

Ugh I am eating so good between dancing with the stars and Dragula titans!!! It’s wine mom feral possum fall people!!!

I can tell this is gonna be me this whole season

I was cold and trying to cuddle with my dog and he jumped off the bed :| like okay bye I guess

Carrie Ann malfunctioning like Tyra used to

My best friend!!!!!

Honestly I feel like algorithmic content is the worst thing to come of the modern internet and is responsible not only for how dead the internet feels compared to 20 years ago but also can likely be traced back to (pick a tragic event in the last decade).

While I didn’t have a phone I got like really into waterpark simulator, 10/10 highly recommend if you can run it. It has taken over my life

I didn’t have a phone for weeks bc Verizon screwed me over anyway here’s some pictures of Arrow now that I’m back lmao

A rom com about the FBI Agent and that Etsy Witch they have to interrogate

My derp

“lol” has changed from an acronym to a form of punctuation and this is exactly the kind of linguistic shift I will one day formally study when I can afford to go back to school

Omg omg omg 3 days until I see Coheed I am literally beside myself!!! I haven’t seen them since like 2018! Poor Gabe is coming and he has no idea how feral I am going to be at this concert lmao

Is it unethical to start a gofundme me for musical tickets What if I said Six literally changed my brain chemistry and it’s gonna be in my state

Obsessed with the way color changes look in linen stitch!! #knitsky

I got my (real) labubus!!!!!!!!!

I used to have this kacheek plushie that I used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭I used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

Ball is life, life is ball

He’s my best friend best of all best friends 🎶

I have to wake up for work in 5 hours but instead of going to sleep at a reasonable hour, I knit a keyhole scarf for my lafufu

After ordering 14 skeins of yarn, realizing it wasn’t enough, and ordering 12 more, I’ve officially cast on for my latest blanket. I’m 2 rows deep! This time it’s a holiday gift….. blankets aren’t cursed like sweaters, right? 😅 #knitsky

I admittedly know literally nothing about love island, but a guy from it was at my restaurant yesterday and when I say the streets were going crazy lmao

Would love to do a girlypoplocke of my own but I don’t know the first thing about being a streamer……. Max viewers I ever had was like 4 lmaoao

How did I go from working in a club 12 years ago to getting anxiety in one now lmao

The way this had me absolutely gagged but I still ended up winning 😇

The halfway point for every knitting project is always where I start to lose motivation and I’m halfway through this scarf which is quickly shaping up to be my magnum opus and UGH it just took me forever to do 3 rows because I couldn’t focus. Maybe I should take a day or two off?

Changed my handle to match my twitch and discord fyi for the one person that reads my posts lmao

Me: *spends $140 on yarn last week* Lion brand today: bogo 50% yarn today! Me: Me: Me: *add to cart*

My basketweave rib scarf is a little over halfway done!!

You’re welcome ☺️😇

@phaun.bsky.social not me living under a rock and finding out the new GPL just started! ANYWAY I subbed and can’t wait for next week!! Seeing the VOD on my feed was the best news ever!!!

Partway through a basket weave rib scarf using extra yarn I didn’t use for my blanket! Having only ever done ~4 row repeats before, an 18-row repeat is…..daunting, but it’s coming along so beautifully! It could probably be a little cleaner, but I am thrilled to bits! #knitsky

Part of me wants to pick up a shift tonight but yesterday I told the entire bar group chat including two managers that we don’t feel like a team because everyone is mad all the time and the idea of just casually strolling into work after that makes me want to d-word (I am going thru something)

Spamming everyone on every social with pictures of Arrow because today is his second gotcha day 💘