Pounded in the butt by the physical manifestation of Rumspringa. Pounded bisexually by my transfem Butter Churner. Pennsylvania Dutch isn't Dutch, but they eat my ass.

The Dutch out here eating Foots and Munt.

Recovering alcoholic who only drinks alcohol free Purel.

Trying to watch a show at noon? Lock in for 30 minutes of church bells.

I see Geese flying above and I expected them to sound like Canadian geese and then they made the most horrible sounds I've heard. Europe what is wrong with your geese.

Made it to the Netherlands. Tired.

This is the third time the TSA has pulled me aside to pat down specifically my cock. Like I get it, its huge, but please stop.

DO YOU REMEMBER

Y’all should invest, Im good for it :3c

Hi; I'm Sprug Jigalolos.

Going live to do some fishing with @snowwboy.bsky.social Twitch.tv/malordric

Our trailer is out. Rat prophecy fulfilled 🐀 Take that #TrailerTuesday! #indiegames #gamedev #rats

Going live to discuss Galadriel. Twitch.tv/malordric

Frodo has to look into the reflecting pool, but it's just Galadriel's pussy juice.

Me in a discord call during golf it for no reason: Do you think Galadriel has bomb pussy?

Buggy's time at FursonaCon 2025!

#septENMber day 1: Welcome home I'm starting late with these but I definitely wanna see if I can catch up to indulge myself and draw some embarassed lads 🙂‍↕️ #enm #furryart

If I see one more of you playing silksong on stream...

🎂 Affiliaversary Subathon this Saturday (Sep 6th)! 🎂 Let's have fun all day! Starting at 2 PM EST! 🐕 Each 5 subs gets you either you PNG on my stream OR 2 flat colored art pieces! 💖 We'll have lots of fun and your favorite blue wolfdog! Please stop by! 🐾 #furry #furrylive #furrytwitch

@wattyflei.bsky.social channeled their inner Batty flei to make this amazing art of Alby! 🦇🧡 please go give them a follow and check out their page they were super nice and friendly! They have ad@pts and c00missi@ns open regularly! 🦇🧡🦇🧡🦇🧡🦇🧡🦇🧡 #furrycommunity #fruitbat #bats #furryart

To quote @snowwboy.bsky.social in discussing the word "Kino": "There is a spiritual slime on that word."

Schrödinger's cuck.

When it all goes wrong, I am still here. Mostly. Just don't be too loud. Maybe hang out in the other room? Hmm. Maybe you should go. Twitch.tv/malordric

If I see compiling shaders one more time...

How are y'all still clicking links from strangers or even responding to random phishing DMs in the year of our lorf 2047?

Get pulled, because you're a 5 star! ⭐️ I'll do these for $25 live on stream! 💖 Any species. ✨ This is not an YCH, They'll be done from scratch! 🐕 Contact me on telegram: remmuscobalt if you're interested!! 💙 #furry #furryart

Watched Old Guard and Old Guard 2 and they are terrible. Bad action. Bad writing.

Couldn't sleep in. So here I am! twitch.tv/malordric

Wij smachten naar achtentachtig prachtige nachten bij achtentachtig prachtige grachten.

Stairway to SUFFERI TWITCH.tv/mAlOrDric

Gloopy. Not too sweet. When I took a bite the right side of my mouth spasmed. The world seems different somehow. But the same? 5/10

... The milk mix?

I absolutely hate bears >.<

What are we up to today? twitch.tv/malordric

Boots the house down hunty with that peak gronkussy. Slay. Spill the tea with that gyatt. You gotta werk for that fanum tax and axe wound. That divalicious peak aura on ohio finna bust fr fr. Yasssss slay.

Do you like chat being shown on screen for a stream? Do you care?

Going to be watching some old commercials today on stream. Killing time until @snowwboy.bsky.social is available to smooch. Twitch.tv/malordric

I am being mindful and demure today as I explore the zombie wastelands. twitch.tv/malordric

I was having a rough day. But @snowwboy.bsky.social bought me this as a surprise. Little things make the day better. ❤️

Radenwight illustration done for Draw Steel. Cheeky little rats 🐀

I just wrote that I felt mucussy... like I had mucus... but I hate how it looks when I wrote :(

How do you make it so when someone redeems a TTS, it shows a chat bubble of said TTS on stream? I've seen some of you freaks do it, but idk how.

People with zero posts, following 3 accounts, that never engages: Bsky is totally dead.

Maybe this one will play!!! @nezmog.vtuber.cool

Maybe this one will play!!! @nezmog.vtuber.cool

Got gifted this absolutely adorable GIF by @nezmog.vtuber.cool and I absolutely love him!

Trying out a brand new game that was just released. Valheim! With @snowwboy.bsky.social over on twitch.tv/malordric

A normal dog doing normal things.

Furthest I've been: N: Campbell River, BC S: New Orleans, LA E: Campbell River, BC W: Budapest, Hungary

Sometimes all you need to keep it together is someone who loves you. I'm very blessed. I would have crumbled 20 times over without the people in my life.