decorating cents at it again

Victor Frankenstein casually knocking back some milk

🚨🚨🚨NYT clue of the year 🚨🚨🚨

Decorating Cents does it again

😮

🚨🚨🚨Buffalo chicken dip is just chicken salad🚨🚨🚨

I’ll take “penis euphemism” for 500, Ken

What if a Street Fighter character got on Jeopardy?

this is what the internet is for

“Uber is 1 minute away” = the most stressful shoe-tying experience of my life

Category: “J-eography”

if The Dark Knight was set in 2025, the people in the prisoner’s dilemma scene would absolutely blow each other up in less than 5 seconds

what

you have to earn a successful Chicago-style hot dog experience— the sheer dexterity required to balance all of the toppings with each bite. . . Truly the food of champions

“In an antique store. . .”

If humans had gills, I’m sure people would smoke out of them

I desperately want a pair of dangly earrings with the 90’s cool S

going through a car wash with your windows down seems like a special kind of hell

I’d rather eat dirt than peanut M&M’s

The Guess Who are criminally underrated

I’m a sucker for stone fruit

recipe TikToks where they don’t take a bite at the end are sus

Beethoven when the time traveler plays Ænema on the Bluetooth speaker

“The county says it’s not about the flag; it’s about the fact that the base structure is still a dead tree.”

shoutout to Carol House furniture for having the billboard slogan “Stay Aroused”

when the sign company charges by the letter

I am obsessed with Decorating Cents

Having middle schoolers dissect frogs is lowkey giving serial killer training

Jaimee’s best impression is of a film noir femme fatale voiced like Patty and Selma from the Simpsons

Pride 2025 action item: normalize saying bi-quarterly instead of semi-annually.

oh my god my camera made the shutter noise as I was taking that. . .

If I get murdered by my uber driver, you’ll be able to find him by the neon accent lights

If you could switch the guitarist from any band into any other band, who would it be and where would you put them?

Netflix reality show contestants who join the season in the middle never do well

How many rifles could Lewis and Clark have traded for a case of Monster Tabasco Slim Jim’s?

Ice Cream Trash is my punk rock nickname

Being unable to find an old TikTok you liked is like building a sand castle with the tide coming in— a thing of beauty, but ephemeral— fleeting, but it lives on in our memory

shoutout to the TikTok user with 35 pairs of jeans/jorts

night vibes

*Eagle screech* 🦅🏳️‍🌈

Saturday vibes

Kicking off the Summer of Bluesky!