On my way to jump in front of your feed!

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You’ve heard about the in-room cuck chair but just wait! This Charlotte hotel wants to introduce you into the slut waiting room just outside your door. Comes complete with a phone! (Seriously tho, why)

The corgi godmother visited my workstation last night!!

Destiny sure has some funny guns right now!!

Last night sucked, woke up randomly in the middle of the night and couldn't get back to sleep for an hour. D: now today I am just like well, guess I will just die today

who's down to do deer stuff 🥺

That moment when you realize how many songs have specific things associated with them. Like I mean I have like 10 songs that I associate with work and like 20 songs that I associate with specific people or where I am / want to be in life. AJR - I Won't and come hang out probably hit me the hardest

Yeah, Gym time. Gotta turn in to a buff buck :D

I am in the place of blueness :D