Squints sleepily. “What if I simply, take the day off?”

Groans loudly and contemplates sleeping in and pretending his alarm didn’t go off. …. Or pretending he’s sick.

ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴄɪᴛʏ. ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀɴ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ? ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴛ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ. ✩ ♡︎ • ↻ ✩ 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅𝓈 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓂 ⚤⚢ || #Jiji ||

I think being called a brat is the biggest insult— /ouch/.

/Rude/. [Huffs huffs.]

Wow, Warren. Am I just an air conditioner to you? /Rude/.

[Snorts.] Fair enough.

Well anyways, lunch time.

Sorry it’s not a straight little paralysis demon. We were fresh out of those.

Yo, who stocked the mansion fridge?

You can’t thumbs down comedy gold, Prof.

It’s how I look, standing at the foot of your bed at night.

Personally, I think it’s a little short. [He has the biggest grin on his face, proud of his own joke.]

Snorts at his own joke.

I think he got a haircut.

SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY —

Turns an entire field into an ice skating rink.

𝔚𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔡𝔬𝔢𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔱 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔞 𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔬𝔯? ✩ ♡︎ • ↻ ✩ 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅𝓈 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓂 ⚣ || #Jiji ||

He waves a dismissive hand at that. “Nah. I’ll be fine. It’s not the first time this happened.” God, he does hope he doesn’t have to go on field like this though. That would /suck/.

“You’re sooo much nicer than Daken.” He declares, and then proceeds to dunk his face into the bucket’s opening.

“You say weak but I completed the challenge.” Bobby groaned, gratefully accepting the bucket, though he didn’t puke just yet. Just for safety though, he had his arms wrapped around it tightly.

Wow, big head there, buddy. Is that like, genetic?

Groans and lays face down on the floor. He really shouldn’t have tried that mega burger challenge. His stomach is /killing/ him.

//Forgot this existed as I went into full solo writing mode ope.

I am /not/ a liar. You have no proof.

Oh! No. [G r i n s.]

…. Or metaphysically?

Like, physically?

He ate too many Five Guys burgers and is now feeling /sick/.

//I’ll adjust the bio more later.

“It’s finally snowing out!” His favorite time of year has finally arrived.

☽ 𝔴𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔟𝔦𝔬 ✩

☽ 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔟𝔦𝔬 ✩

𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘦𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘤𝘦. ✩ ♡︎ • ↻ ✩ 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅𝓈 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓂 ⚣ || #Jiji ||