Eating a bomb PB&J currently.

“Nyquil and tequila cocktail.”

Steals Jason’s energy drinks.

“Shweet.”

“… Is it cooler than Bats’ cave? Please tell me you have a life sized replica of a Spinosaurus.”

“I got wayyyy too excited.”

“all I’m going to say is, I got lost.” A slight fib. “how’ve ya been?”

Woops— whispers, “Sorry!”

“THANKS!”

Dick!

She’s laying there, using some cheap muscle massager she bought on a whim, waiting for it to take all the knots from her back.

cough. Anyways—

//My bad guys i was moving.

“I’M BACK.”

“Your face is a liar.”

“Are you calling me a liar?”

This is art.

Comfort food.

//Sorry I’ve been gone. Busy few days.

“But if I DID—“

“Waaayy too cold.” She agrees, happily accepting the hand warmers first. “Why couldn’t we vigilante in a tropical climate? Hawaii anyone?”

“I mean, exhibit A.” Gestures to his face.

“Oh! Thanks, B!” She hesitates tho, wondering if he’s going to take it off for her to wear. Will that make /her/ Batman? Snorts.

Wraps herself tighter in her cape in an effort to shield away from the cold.

“…. Okay, no, but! Actually, never mind. I’ve got nothing.”

She laughs and knocks her shoulder against his. “Thanks, though.”

“In my defense, it wasn’t in my utility belt. It was in my hand.”

“Has anyone ever told you that you’re the best?”

“Handsome faces can also be loser faces, Buddy.”

“Your face is a loser.”

She perks up at that. “Oh you’re right! I don’t know why I didn’t think about asking Babs.”

Her brow furrows as she frowns. “I didn’t get insurance on this phone so I’m not sure I can afford it.”

“Dropped it during patrol.” She tells him a sigh. “And it’s not paid off yet, so I’m just going to have to suffer with a broken screen.”

“Aww, man!” She’s staring despairingly at the new crack in her phone screen. “Nuts.”

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