Nice, just found the post that got me blocked by South Yorkshire Police.

Thought I was the Wolf of Wall Street not too long ago with my little investment portfolio. Now Trump’s doing a madness I’m seeing as much depressing red content on my trading accounts as I did Wednesday night on Twitter🩵 #trumpsarat

What’s the worst accent in the UL and why is it Curtis off Love Island?

Had a rude dream about my neighbour last night and now I proper fancy him.

Zara sizes humbled me today

Why do I have to have a little itinerary for Defected/Glitterbox tomorrow and can I not be normal and go with the flow? Do I want to be on the concourse at midnight or?

When going down sets of stairs is it keep to the left or the right? Got ‘keep to the left’ drummed into my head since high school but just got snarled for doing that at the train station.

Snapping everybody ‘Merry Christmas Handsome’ #womeninmensfields

Me 🤝 ADHD

A very posh woman I worked with said her brother in law had 4 tickets for Oasis available for £175 each last week. Gutted that it was a Facebook messenger hack from him.

Just woken up after a marathon sleep, been unable to breathe and coughing my guts up for two days. What’s the first thing I look for?

Controversial viewpoint. I fucking hate pigs in blankets!

Some woman just came over on tram and said ‘it’s a bit loud that love’ so I said ‘okay, there’s lots of space, maybe move?’ Playing my little tikky toks.

So uncool to not read up on the lead singer

So uncool to admit this but I’ve said I will go to see The Bluetones on Sunday and got mixed up with what their songs were. It turns out I only know one song so I’m gonna have to revise (download and listen) all weekend now 🤣

Just accidentally bought a vape that practically needs an alan key to construct and now it tastes of battery. Another sign to quit.

Beautiful over here isn’t it. We are a local BUDGET travel firm offering cheap prices on all 1/6 person travel. WE WILL BEAT ANY 5/6 SEAT QUOTES FROM APLHA DELTA OR UBER. please give us a follow and repost. Thank you.

Alexa; play why does it always rain on me

good morning to those who didn’t get Glasto tickets and those who didn’t get Glasto tickets only.

I wish everybody a terrible day

I am looking for a potential half sister. It would be via a shared “father.” I’m from Toxteth, Liverpool. I have done an Ancestry DNA test. We may lookalike as my family would swear they had seen me out and about but they hadn’t. I think I’ve also been mistaken for you in the past. Please help 🙏

Looking forward to a little Lark Lane brekkie and the palm house Christmas market tomorrow. To celebrate getting my Glasto tickets 🤞