Even at my Lois I’m still a family guy…

Just remembered this app was on my phone what’s tea on here these days

I want #oomf

Chestnuts roasting on an open chile…

Doing my kinda weekly check in on the little gay people in my Bluesky hey yall

Heyy.. hey… how yall doin…

Need to lock the fuck in idk when I stopped being able to turn intense self hatred into self improvement progress but it’s pissing off

Me at the hating your entire look and yearning for a makeover store

Fuck This Turkey Makes Me Want To Vogue. Should I ?

The big buzzball really humbled me tonight. It’s 2 am and I’ve woken up and I don’t have shit to say

My aunt at the dinner table showing people an ai video of a woman turning into a lion lord have mercy

Lindsay Lohan lowkey the queen of holiday movies now like she’s in her bagggg

I wish there was a way to have someone just tell u honestly about your looks cuz asking ur friends if ur an unfuckable monster just seems uncouth tbh

No you guys cuz like I literally thought I was a genius and now I’m 22. Like what now

I’m giving it my all but I’m not the girl you’re taking home…. I’m just dancing on my own

They don’t play about neopronouns these days omgggg like the vamps are mobilizing

Delta work wearing this on drag race NFNANFNJABNSJSNNDN

Slingshot handles:

Now they’re in the replies arguing about if she’s a Trump supporter. LORDDDDDDDD

The vibe is so rotted I’m sorry like

About to start tweaking cuz I don’t remember if I’ve always had this mole on the inside of my ear or if I now have skin cancer

Being reminded that this is not an isolated community of like minded trolls from 2018 twitter like omggggg I do not wanna share this space with y’all!!

TikTok strict asf like oh my days

When Chappell Roan made a tiktok, started it off with “I need you to answer questions” and then immediately disabled replies NDJANDJAJNDDB LIKE THIS DIVA…

I want #oomf

Can’t stop saying “Elon Musk’s butthole at Mar-a-Lago” I think it genuinely rewired my brain

So bored without x blue check supervillains I'm picking fights with accounts named "hazel is still disabled in a pandemic" saying onion's infowars has a duty to hand hold former infowars viewers instead of fucking with them

men will shave their balls but lie about overcooking salmon, mf u worried bout the wrong playstation 5 😭

Dee Dee mega doodoo

Velma looking for her glasses:

The day that I met you I started dreaming

Looking into buccal fag removal

The way they made Daisy look… anti latina sentiment is alive and well I see

asked the gay guy gc if anyone was watching the boxing match tonight

Fork spotted in the kitchen

How has xannys bro or coke

They don’t play about fat cock Friday on Bluesky like oh my stars…

made a starter pack of familiar faces from like 2017-2019 troll(not the horrible ones)/gay twitter, if you're familiar with me you will prob know them too :) rt if ur on it so familiar accounts find each other go.bsky.app/GtAHX3R

A clock is tea twice a day

Obsessed with saying it gets to a point cuz like… it really does