New job who dis

Will Smith hit a homer off Bieber is a sentence I wouldn’t have understand before this playoff run

Will Smith caught for 8 world series games, caught the game saving play, and hit the game winning home run

lol ohtani

We are watching the Michael Jordan of baseball

I am broke and depressed but I am still lucky enough to be loved and not judged by my girlfriend. I will never take this for granted and once I get back on my feet, I will give the world to her.

Imma hold your hand when I tell you this, 4 days onsite work + 1 wfh isn't hybrid.

If anyone would wanna gift me something, any Ellen Lupton book is the way to go (but preferably Extra Bold)

Damn Alex is just not there yet. ggnt #USOpen

Crowd getting in Clara's skin lmao Eala takes the first

Taylor Swift talking about Andy Reid's coaching style is not on my 2025 bingo card

The feminine urge to start a queer punk band and just shout my woes away

Hayley released 17 new songs! Bastille released a single! Renee Rapp new album! Chappell Roan new single! Oh my ears are getting used today

Wait people genuinely like those Alex Warren and Benson Boone whities?

Just learned Tina Fey's full name and I don't know what to do with this information

Took a break from following tennis after Fed retired. Iga brought me back and now Sincaraz is making me stay.

Just saw Superman. Was gonna do a whole bit about it walking in. That’d be a disservice. It’s an important piece of work and I’m not joking. I don’t even like superhero movies. Sprint to see it. Bring your kids and explain it to them. James Gunn had a time machine when he made it.

New Wet Leg album is great!

Randomly bumping into old friends is always nice

Watched Succession. Wow

THAT WAS JUST THE GREATEST FINAL I HAVE EVER SEEN! #RolandGarros

I wanna cry. Not JT man

At least we got the Tatum spam threes and not drive the ball game out of the way this early

Swiatek vs Eala once again at #MadridOpen

Avoiding think pieces, essays, some reviews, and overall social media discussion has made me a healthier media consumer

Fuck why was I excited to watch TLOU early today. I know it's going to be this episode. Now I can't properly function for the whole day. Wtf

Sam Altman is a piece of shit

Huh so I guess some of you only cared about movie theater workers until the Minecraft movie came along

Kinda didn't like the ending of White Lotus S3. I'm not mad about the circumstances at the end, I just didn't like how it happened.

Damn Boaster called a masterclass. He was running around Derke and Sayf

Give Nathan Fielder all of Elon Musk's wealth and he will solve world hunger, the climate crisis, and pedophilia in the catholic church while inflicting psychological horror to everyone involved and he will film it and make for a cringe yet perfect television viewing

Nothing's more hilariously stupid than seeing people you respect in arts and design use generative AI. Stop with the "get with the times" bullshit and use your talent. You are talented. Don't burn the earth just so you could cut corners. You're better than that. You can actually do the work.

Mikey Madison. Michael Madsen. Mads Mikkelsen. Mad Max. Doesn't matter. Celtics in 4

From @theathletic.bsky.social: Alexandra Eala, a 19-year-old wild card from the Philippines, has beaten world No. 2 Iga Świątek at the Miami Open. It's the third consecutive match where Eala, ranked 140th, has beaten a Grand Slam champion. “I’m just in disbelief right now.” nyti.ms/3DHvGr3

Proud of u, Alex! #MiamiOpen

Friendly reminder that Alex Eala hasn't dropped a set in this tournament

Alexandra Eala has beaten 3 consecutive Grand Slam Champions in Miami. Jelena Ostapenko. Madison Keys. Iga Swiatek. At the start of the week, she became the first Filipino player to beat a Grand Slam Champion. Look at her now. Paving history for a nation. 🇵🇭❤️

Alexandra Eala, you are the moment 🥹🥹🥹🥹

EALA HAS DONE IT! #MiamiOpen

This is wild, Alex is breaking Iga's serve and Iga cannot manage a return. Holy what is happening. It's just game one but wow. #MiamiOpen

I won't mind the new owners messing about and losing an important player ass long as the result of that is us getting Cooper Flagg

Stories like this is why I love sports www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEre...

Al Horford

May 8 can't come soon enough!!

transwomen are women #InternationalWomensDay

BUZZ AND STAX FINALLY DID IT. THEY WENT ALL THE WAY. I FUCKING LOVE THIS FOR THEM #T1WIN

Bini's Out of My Head would be a great Eurovision entry ngl

DWhite with the alley-oop three!