i lowkey have a valentine this year

spent my birthday on the beach

left a surprise on oomf’s camera roll while he was in the bathroom 😋

my bday on fcf? 👀

starting to track my macros and writing down my weights, sets, and reps at the gym. watch out

last week in my 20s………….

people watching between sets at the gym >>>> checking your phone

these maga bitches really have the fucking audacity, bc why did a man at work today ask me if i got DEPORTED when i told him i was going to mexico for my birthday trip next weekend 😠 like it’s a joke to them

what if i grew a baby mullet

kinda wish my dick was hard 24/7

time to renew the little monster stan card…

where can i watch friday’s episode of drag race…

**th birthday in two weeks…

welcome Eusexua winter

it really does feel like this social media platform is the only one we have left

too hot for sleeves in Houston 🎄

🎅🏼

😭

SZA please i’m begging

as i got closer and closer to turning 30, i couldn’t help but wonder, was it time to turn the auto-caps back on?

how am i supposed to achieve the chest of my dreams if i keep injuring my shoulders 🤡

every week it’s like a new ache develops somewhere. last week was my lower back, now i’ve got a kink in my neck. what’s next??

hey everyone

towel/titty tuesday

just muted my first phrase on bsky, can anyone guess what it was?

didn’t go out last night and went to sunday yoga, i’m healing

need to get some of those tight long sleeve workout shirts…

why this drunk pic lowkey eating

1.5k!

thank god no one can see my likes today 🫣

sir another fat cock has hit the tl

good morning to TWICE and Megan 😍

almost posted …. but i stopped myself

kind of in the mood to **** ** * *** ****

hump day?

Charli: look at all we’ve accomplished girl Tinashe: idgaf I’m still thicc 😫

🌈

love when i c*m and finally feel the horny demon being exorcised from my body

and if you’re wondering, i’m being completely consumed by BG3. i still have no idea what i’m doing, but it is very time consuming

kinda wanna grow my hair

morning workout :)

the man at my gym vacuuming does not give a fuck, going all around people’s feet as they’re lifting. i’m surprised no one has complained lol

hiii

new music friday after a holiday is always so lame

kind of crazy to wake up and immediately see dicks and holes all over the tl

bestie got me baldur’s gate 3… new gaming addiction just dropped

my dad is wearing an american flag shirt that says: FAITH FAMILY FLAG FREEDOM meanwhile, EYE am wearing Haus Labs concealer

i love arm

concert ticket prices being a surprise until they're on sale so they can dynamically price based on demand is one of the biggest scams

the universe heard my prayers and added a second Charli date for Austin that i *can* attend 🤗