me googling a phone number when they call me instead of answering it

i just watched a tiktok where this guy said “hes never buying garlic again” after they discovered “this hack” and all he did was just plant garlic in his backyard and he grew more. like bro, do you think you just discovered agriculture???

i just watched a tiktok where this guy said “hes never buying garlic again” after they discovered “this hack” and all he did was just plant garlic in his backyard and he grew more. like bro, do you think you just discovered agriculture???

any video game ever: here is a limited resource you should be careful not to use too often me: never use? got it! game: no- me: hoard like a dragon, heard you cloud and clear!

any video game ever: here is a limited resource you should be careful not to use too often me: never use? got it! game: no- me: hoard like a dragon, heard you cloud and clear!

i hate when this happens :3

i hate when this happens :3

guys i relapsed 😔

so i just got affiliate on twitch and my first 10 minutes on stream i got 10 gifted subs from an anonymous user it is such a good feeling :3

so i just got affiliate on twitch and my first 10 minutes on stream i got 10 gifted subs from an anonymous user it is such a good feeling :3

i need to get my life together but i’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before i put any real effort in

being a baby must be terrifying. imagine falling asleep at home and waking up in walmart

being a baby must be terrifying. imagine falling asleep at home and waking up in walmart

i need to get my life together but i’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before i put any real effort in

we hit affiliate! thank you all so much for the support u have giving me the last two days of my stream. i know it’s cliche to say, but i couldn’t have done it without u :3

*beavers see running water* we are absolutely putting a stop to this nonsense

we hit affiliate! thank you all so much for the support u have giving me the last two days of my stream. i know it’s cliche to say, but i couldn’t have done it without u :3

did this tonight when I went out for dinner lol

doing a 24/7 twitch stream until i hit 50 followers! :3 we are at 37 so far! come say hi and share if you want, it would mean the world to me! twitch.tv/xjbar97

doing a 24/7 twitch stream until i hit 50 followers! :3 we are at 37 so far! come say hi and share if you want, it would mean the world to me! twitch.tv/xjbar97

hi i dont want to post about my stream much more than this but it would be awesome if u stopped by and said hi :3 twitch.tv/xjbar97

I am alive

did this tonight when I went out for dinner lol

also wanted to say i stream everyday for like 8-10 hours so feel free to stop by and say hi i promise im a chill guy :3

the padded room is cozy at least :3

the padded room is cozy at least :3

hi i dont want to post about my stream much more than this but it would be awesome if u stopped by and said hi :3 twitch.tv/xjbar97

companies that use ai for art are dumb

companies that use ai for art are dumb

being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is "peepo" for the last 30 years of your life

being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is "peepo" for the last 30 years of your life

when you realize, in the middle of driving, that you legit haven’t been paying attention at all… like how am I alive? who gave me a license??

can’t believe they merged together

when you realize, in the middle of driving, that you legit haven’t been paying attention at all… like how am I alive? who gave me a license??

the dominos pizza tracker says jared is quality checking my order but it also said jared made my order. isn’t this a conflict of interest?

the dominos pizza tracker says jared is quality checking my order but it also said jared made my order. isn’t this a conflict of interest?

remember when cupcakes had this huge moment in like 2010 and cupcake shops opened everywhere and you couldn’t get normal desserts anywhere and u had to eat gigantic dry cupcakes that were $15 each

um did a rooster write this???

I’m ready for the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight

remember when cupcakes had this huge moment in like 2010 and cupcake shops opened everywhere and you couldn’t get normal desserts anywhere and u had to eat gigantic dry cupcakes that were $15 each

me stopping the microwave at 0:01 seconds so it doesn’t beep

um did a rooster write this???

me stopping the microwave at 0:01 seconds so it doesn’t beep

bluesky keeps on lagging because so many new people are finding their new home. that’s amazing :)

the fortune teller flips over your tarot card and looks confused you lean forward to sneak a glance. “is-is that a flaming dumpster?” you ask nervously

the fortune teller flips over your tarot card and looks confused you lean forward to sneak a glance. “is-is that a flaming dumpster?” you ask nervously

me as a kid: (falls 20 feet off monkey bars) im good! me now: i tried to scoop ice cream that was just a little too frozen and i dislocated my shoulder

bluesky keeps on lagging because so many new people are finding their new home. that’s amazing :)