J 🦈
@funkyliltransmasc.bsky.social
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31 | He/Him | 🏳️⚧️ | Queer | Chef | Low-key Gamer | Old Man Aficionado | Just A Dude
We don’t have trick or treating way out where I live, so the little guy helped himself to some of my sweets. Happy Halloween!
8 days ago
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We’ve coordinated for today; theme is Shark.
10 days ago
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Sometimes the deal is too good to pass up.
19 days ago
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Goodbye mountains, we’ll see you again!
20 days ago
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Little guy’s new jacket arrived just in time for our work trip to a cold place! He’s really living up to his job as Travel Bear(stard).
24 days ago
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#OFMDollsAutumn
- Soup Izzy is excited to try this soup we found at Aldi!
24 days ago
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Travel Bastard™️ off on an adventure
about 2 months ago
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Izzy was upset I was too busy chasing toddlers to get pictures of him at the beach, but this water feature is an acceptable substitute.
about 2 months ago
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Izzy and Rainbear have the breakfast of champions to fuel up before the plane ride (protein bar and caffeine).
about 2 months ago
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Checking out his accommodations for the flight (though he’ll get a chance to see out the window en-route).
about 2 months ago
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Long distance mutualism with the college student who worked the early shift with me all summer (we send each other proof of food consumption before caffeine consumption to encourage good habits).
2 months ago
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I turn my back for one second and he’s adding things to my shopping list.
#Dollposting
2 months ago
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#OFMDollsSummer
- Beach Izzy wanted to get a sneak peek of the beach we’ll be visiting next month.
2 months ago
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#OFMDollsSummer
- Nap Time Izzy is all tucked in for a rest!
2 months ago
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#OFMDollsSummer
- Get Active I don’t think it counts a handstand if your hands don’t reach the ground, Izzy.
2 months ago
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#OFMDollsSummer
- Boats Izzy is planning an expedition (no one tell him that this model doesn’t float).
3 months ago
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#OFMDollsSummer
- Height Check Izzy is two coffee mugs tall! Big enough for adventures!
3 months ago
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#OFMDollsSummer
- Book Club Izzy is learning about polar exploration, but his favorite part is the pictures of ships.
3 months ago
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#OFMDollsSummer
- Drink Izzy, that is for everyone. How did you even get it off the counter?
3 months ago
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#OFMDollsSummer
- Sandwich That sandwich is as big as you, Izzy! There’s plenty to share.
3 months ago
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#OFMDollsSummer
- Fruity We don’t have any oranges, but this kiwi has enough vitamin C for Izzy to ward off scurvy.
3 months ago
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The man himself is here! Doll by
@imrights.bsky.social
3 months ago
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Little bro really loves getting even more tan.
3 months ago
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Taking steps to better my life (leaving my toxic job) and it is SO SO scary and nauseating, even though I know it will benefit my mental and physical health.
4 months ago
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🌙NotYourNyx
about 1 year ago
Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign
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A windy day is treated with the same disdain as driving snow or pouring rain by the wretched baguette. They’re all days only suited for hiding under blankets. He’s only showed his face because I have a snack.
7 months ago
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Post dog
add a skeleton here at some point
7 months ago
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Jasmine 🌌🔭
7 months ago
jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️⚧️
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Pinkgabbercat
7 months ago
#transdayofvisibility
#tdov
#trans
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Dread Black Pete, Scourge of my freshly cleaned floor (knocks her toys everywhere and sheds).
8 months ago
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Do I know what “Minus 5000 Aura and L Rizz” means? Only partially. Do I know that my saying it will stop my coworker’s 10 year old in his tracks and make him eye me with mild horror? Absolutely I do. 😂
8 months ago
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Found this at the store yesterday and, as a grapefruit fiend, had to get it. 9/10, it is delicious.
8 months ago
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Wanted bread, so I unearthed the focaccia recipe my dad always made and I am making bread.
9 months ago
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Fuck Yeah Izzy Hands (Con O'Neill gives the best hugs! ❤😊)
9 months ago
:) tumblr poll
#cononeill
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Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Round 1
Who is hotter?
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I have to wait until MARCH to build this because I told my mother we could do it together. I am being so patient. (Also, my dad would have loved this set so much).
9 months ago
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Denver Airport is giving me megachurch vibes. My layover’s only an hour and a half, though, so a win!
11 months ago
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She looks pissed, as though she didn’t place herself here without prompting.
11 months ago
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Fried rice time, babey!
11 months ago
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Black Pete is laying fully atop me while purring (and latching claws into my skin every time I try to move) so I think it’s safe to say she missed me.
11 months ago
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Logically I know eating Sheetz 2/$1 hot dogs every day would be terrible for me. But there is an (incorrect) portion of my brain that thinks about it and goes “There’s a variety of veggie and sauce toppings. It’s balanced!”.
11 months ago
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My friend made the Samba Schutte Mac & Cheese and it’s pretty damn cheesy. 🤤
11 months ago
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Yeah, why not?
12 months ago
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She likes this jacket because the bottom is tightly cinched (perfect spot to be carried).
12 months ago
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Planning mischief from the beginning. Post YOU from a different era!
add a skeleton here at some point
12 months ago
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Dread Black Pete acting like she didn’t want to be picked up (she cried until I scooped her up)
12 months ago
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Highest rated Uber driver in Hyrule
#legendofzelda
#tearsofthekingdom
12 months ago
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He wouldn’t eat this morning unless I was observing him (the paper plate is reused, because he’s off his bowl at the moment)
12 months ago
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Drinking ice cold water is so good, but also I forget myself every time and drink it so fast that my stomach hurts from too much water. Truly I am the Earth’s most foolish creature.
12 months ago
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umulata
about 1 year ago
family ✨🫶🤏🦶🍊🍻💛🧡
#ofmd
#ourflagmeansdeath
#art
#izzyhands
#jimjimenez
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Moirai Know
12 months ago
Raise your motherfucking glasses to the apocalypse, babes!
#ouflagmeansdeath
#OFMD
#OFMDfanArt
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