Call him ranch ‘cause he be dressing 👟👖⭐️

Is it OFMD? Is it The Terror? Who can tell? (It’s both)

“You gotta feel this thing…squeeze his legs!” My friend to their partner upon meeting my Izzy Doll.

Did you know that big studios monitor piracy? Don't you fucking dare pirate this shit. Do not hate watch through piracy. JK Rowling is a disgusting human being that funds and encourages the hurt, pain and death of my fellow trans peers. Support media that actually deserves our time and money.

sorry for posting about The Character. yeah it's terminal. sorry. it'll happen again

We don’t have trick or treating way out where I live, so the little guy helped himself to some of my sweets. Happy Halloween!

We’ve coordinated for today; theme is Shark.

Sometimes the deal is too good to pass up.

Goodbye mountains, we’ll see you again!

Little guy’s new jacket arrived just in time for our work trip to a cold place! He’s really living up to his job as Travel Bear(stard).

#OFMDollsAutumn - Soup Izzy is excited to try this soup we found at Aldi!

Travel Bastard™️ off on an adventure

Izzy was upset I was too busy chasing toddlers to get pictures of him at the beach, but this water feature is an acceptable substitute.

Izzy and Rainbear have the breakfast of champions to fuel up before the plane ride (protein bar and caffeine).

Checking out his accommodations for the flight (though he’ll get a chance to see out the window en-route).

Long distance mutualism with the college student who worked the early shift with me all summer (we send each other proof of food consumption before caffeine consumption to encourage good habits).

I turn my back for one second and he’s adding things to my shopping list. #Dollposting

#OFMDollsSummer - Beach Izzy wanted to get a sneak peek of the beach we’ll be visiting next month.

#OFMDollsSummer - Nap Time Izzy is all tucked in for a rest!

#OFMDollsSummer - Get Active I don’t think it counts a handstand if your hands don’t reach the ground, Izzy.

#OFMDollsSummer - Boats Izzy is planning an expedition (no one tell him that this model doesn’t float).

#OFMDollsSummer - Height Check Izzy is two coffee mugs tall! Big enough for adventures!

#OFMDollsSummer - Book Club Izzy is learning about polar exploration, but his favorite part is the pictures of ships.

#OFMDollsSummer - Drink Izzy, that is for everyone. How did you even get it off the counter?

#OFMDollsSummer - Sandwich That sandwich is as big as you, Izzy! There’s plenty to share.

#OFMDollsSummer - Fruity We don’t have any oranges, but this kiwi has enough vitamin C for Izzy to ward off scurvy.

The man himself is here! Doll by @imrights.bsky.social

Little bro really loves getting even more tan.

Taking steps to better my life (leaving my toxic job) and it is SO SO scary and nauseating, even though I know it will benefit my mental and physical health.

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

A windy day is treated with the same disdain as driving snow or pouring rain by the wretched baguette. They’re all days only suited for hiding under blankets. He’s only showed his face because I have a snack.

Post dog

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

#transdayofvisibility #tdov #trans

Dread Black Pete, Scourge of my freshly cleaned floor (knocks her toys everywhere and sheds).

Do I know what “Minus 5000 Aura and L Rizz” means? Only partially. Do I know that my saying it will stop my coworker’s 10 year old in his tracks and make him eye me with mild horror? Absolutely I do. 😂

Found this at the store yesterday and, as a grapefruit fiend, had to get it. 9/10, it is delicious.

Wanted bread, so I unearthed the focaccia recipe my dad always made and I am making bread.

:) tumblr poll #cononeill www.tumblr.com/oldmanbracke...

I have to wait until MARCH to build this because I told my mother we could do it together. I am being so patient. (Also, my dad would have loved this set so much).

Denver Airport is giving me megachurch vibes. My layover’s only an hour and a half, though, so a win!

She looks pissed, as though she didn’t place herself here without prompting.

Fried rice time, babey!

Black Pete is laying fully atop me while purring (and latching claws into my skin every time I try to move) so I think it’s safe to say she missed me.

Logically I know eating Sheetz 2/$1 hot dogs every day would be terrible for me. But there is an (incorrect) portion of my brain that thinks about it and goes “There’s a variety of veggie and sauce toppings. It’s balanced!”.

My friend made the Samba Schutte Mac & Cheese and it’s pretty damn cheesy. 🤤

Yeah, why not?

She likes this jacket because the bottom is tightly cinched (perfect spot to be carried).

Planning mischief from the beginning. Post YOU from a different era!

Dread Black Pete acting like she didn’t want to be picked up (she cried until I scooped her up)