im 18 now

thank god i dont have ac in my house becouse it would be PREGNANT

my nose has been bleeding for an hour and my clown figurines keep rotating towards me and idk if i should be happy or concerned

me in 2019 watching youtube mark my animation meme featuring my oc getting brutally murrdered as "for kids"

humans are straws

i hit a fly with one of those electric fly swatters, then i hit it again just to make sure that its dead but the fly came back to life and now its flying again

mouths are just the other end of a butthole

"trans women shouldnt be in the women bathrooms!" "they are putting litterboxes in the toilets!!" "trans men should go to women bathroom!" "stop peeing sitting down!" PLEASE JUST LET ME TAKE A SHIT

MONKEY FURSONAS ARE JUST HAIRY HUMANS WITH A TAIL

youre either a party poper or a party pooper no in between

kaganiec dla pizdy

will you be my Beyoncé to my wacky ass beat?

why are french pastries either the best fucking thing that you ever ate that make you cum on spot or tge most disgusting dog feces tasting shit ass motherfucking things

my right eye is lowkey going blind

why does the blue motherfucker just look like an inbred pug

i love playing sims becouse no matter how much drama i try to plot in they will always love eachother, theyre eating breakfast together even tho the emo genderfluid teenager got pregnant with their jugallo boyfriend after finding out that he cheated on them with their sister

Royalty. 👑 Photo from my collection, 1963.

i hope you know that if your ad comes up when im listening to spotify or watching youtube that i will never fucking use your product/service and will convince ppl to not too, this is pathetic that i get bombarded with ads when i try to do anything. i counted nine ads in a ten minutes video NINE

Drew my dad

why is mr nimbus just fucking eridan

eating chips while your brain is overloaded with sensory feelings is like arkck krshk arkrhshk archshk krshk krkch krak shrrak

DUDE THOSE ANIMALS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEYRE MAKING ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING

why is no one talking about how ass netflix is nowdays, you cant select quality of video so most of the time that theres any acion it turns into fucking 144p, shitty reccomendations that show movies that ive already watched and rated n deleting bassically everything that isnt netflix original

why do i have NINE candy canes in my snack drawer

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow emow emow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow emwo meow meow mekw meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow nekw meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mekw smos dmos mdksn dmosn skmen meow mekw emow meow

everytime anyone compares mushrooms to wedgetables i die a little, MUSHROOMS ARE CLOSER TO US THAN A CARROT

wow

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"are you sure ::::/"

why is my timeline in american politics, im littereally polish and only interract homestuck furries

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is it bad if every time i eat buldak ramen my insides hurt more than my mouth?

theyre having a tumblr sexyman off 💔💔💔

I FUCKING HATE NSFW ASMR, EVERYTIME I TRY TO SEARCH UP ASMR ON SPOTIFY ONLY NSFW POPS UP, LIKE NO I DONT WANT TO CATCH MY FEMBOY ROOMMATE PLAYING WITH HIS NEW "TOY" I WANT CANDY WRAPPERS CRINKLING IN MY EARS FUUCK man

my oc #homestuck #wip

im not scared of birds, im scared of them shitting at me

i dont like cherry blossom flavour cuz most of the time it tastes like vannila dessert sprayed with some parfum, i want to feel like i just ate a handfull of petals

vent art of that one time someone jizzed into my mccrispy 😔

this is my verry original and creative cookie run oc her name is odsmażany pieróg ruski and like i said this design took me two months to design with with my team of licenced designers

omgy goooddd one piece sticked to another and ow i hae two pieesdces of chedr chees in my bedroom

im sometimes sad becouse of how thin my hair is but then i remember asmongold

Bygul says Goodnight

i jst took a piece of cheedae cheese from the fridge to my rrok and noe idk what to do wirh this or why id took it

god i love starring at walls

i had a dream where i arrived with my new friend to an dystopian kingdom where there was this eyeball ruller and everyday there was one person publicly eggsecuted, while waiting in line to get my ticket i befriended this mermaid and aftrr getting it i realized that theyve cut her tail off like wtf?

OMG PUTRICIA BLOOMED

Well-behaved cats rarely make history. 👑