Pedo-n-chief publicaly posts on his unprofitable messaging app: "We haven't even begun to destroy what's left in Iran," -as if the statement was meaningful or time was anything other than linear. Also, breaking: water is wet.

Pricksplaining the character to the author.

*exactly* where it *might* happen. 100%

If we released the Epstein files, the war would also be over. Like that *🫰🏼*

Dude, your bed is a car. Yeah, but its a friggin sweet car.

God forbid they have the "best interests for the child" in mind. Fuck them kids.

I, too, experienced "teleportation to wafflehouse" back in college when I used to get blackout drunk.

Did you know: You can take an Army helicopter -and *not* be immediately thrown in jail upon your return of the vehicle.

This is brilliant

<reads *breaking* new> <waits for the "enemy" to release what actually happened>

Whaddawee think?

If I was TSA and this man walked through my line today I would grab the nearest dildo from baggage search and Big Gambino it across his face

A truly Christian nation Cannot have both Rich people and starving people.

Jfc. The middle-east is already a powderkeg. This ends well for no one. www.trtworld.com/article/d296...

Truly.

He shoulda softened the crowd with the 'ole- "WOOo!! Who doesn't Want Some FREEEE Mooo-naaaay!!"

Coke, Jr. My--precious. Gums. The other one. *sigh*

this image is about to get so much work.

I'm assuming this was written by AI. If you've ever quit a job while conscience, you dont need to read this.

Sounds like the National Director of Security needs to do some spam trainings.

Think slow. Type fast.

Every single word.

Like, im making *money* and all with this personality, but, like still have a side gig sellin used clothes. So, unky-in-waw ewooon.

The geriatric golfer. Naptime tuxedo grandpa. No-makeup-Mondays with the Big Shoe Boys. The Epstein-Iran War hero: Grand Duke Admiral Commander of the dept. Of MegaWar Hegeseth. Gums, Coke Jr., future reigning defendent of dad, and the girl. The Insane Clown Posse. No rly.

It still blows my mind that a man who has for his entire life only ever traveled by chauffered limousine convinced the hard working normal dummies that he represented them bc he, too, was a hard working normal man.

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President Volodymyr Zelensky has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. Hide the ketchup.

When I say “God” I mean 🍄🌸🌝🌞🌍💫🌈🌬️🧿🪬💜🐝 Not 🇺🇸🦅⛪️📖🍞🍷✝️ 🙏🏻

Gas prices double. TSA without pay. At war [again] in the middle east. Insider trading w/in cabinet. Epstein didn't kill himself. Everyone hates everyone else. Truly- "A golden age".

Problem: Oil is expensive. Soln1: solar. Soln2: wind. Approach3: blow up people in the middle east.

SURE, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FED DECLARING BANKRUPTCY. CAN AMERICA ABSORB THAT??

This may be the most powerful 85 seconds I've ever seen on television.

But didn't he just call democrats the new enemy??

Goddam that gold shit looks tacky af

Gop snowflakes

The illegal immigrants that are flying at major airports are the same illegal immigrants stealing your jobs. Also, the same driving up home prices. And, just to clarify, it's propoganda.

I've got an inkling that these telemarketers are *NOT* removing my number from their call lists when I ask.

Anywhere else pls. Non shithole countries.

Take pictures of ICE officers and post them. The internet will use them for evidence later.

Because why should only the US suffer the consequences or our chaotic economy's leadership.

Fat Elvis tweets mean things about people after they die bc hes a bitch

Or "Dead Sea scrolls"

BREAKING: The Epstein War, which many are calling World War III, has been *STOLEN* by Iran!! They cheated! Patriots- do your thing!

Making America Great this year had reduced my 401k by about 5%. Real fuckin great.

Polls are open until 7 PM!

Deeply honored and grateful to have the support of Rep. Ilhan Omar, a leader who has never been afraid to put justice, humanity, and the truth ahead of political convenience. Her courage has helped blaze the path for so many of us.

The exact same people that are calling remote workers back into the office are also saying workers can be replaced by AI chatbots. 👌🏻👍🏼✌🏼🖕🏻