So were charging him with the same thing USA just did to Venezuela Got it

Your boos mean nothing. I've seen what makes you cheer.

Ok. Triple then.

Duck duck go away google

48 hours? No. What's better than 48 hours? Hrmm. Minutes! 48 minutes! Wait. That sounds suspiciously made up from the last thing just said. Add something. Seconds! Brilliant. Idiots will never know i just made that up on the fly.

At least biden didnt go on TV and go "beep boop beep pow bang" multiple times to describe war

Though similar to his boss' behavior, this is unacceptable professionalism that will likely cost him his job.

[In an English accent] . Re-Cal-a-brating. ^(all day long in my head)

send me money it’s mother’s day, my moms dead, i don’t have kids BUT i do have a decent rack ❤️

Normals: cats are playful and cute so you'll feed them and give them attention. Cat owners: duh.

Great. Now im going to lose all 47 of my angle squares in the woods

We know he doesn't fight his own battles, so either way this is hypothetical. But, it is telling that: *in general* dem women are more confident than repb men. But, like duh. Half of conservative men are closet cucks.

In 2026, the word "excursion" began being used in reference to war bc the leader of America didn't understand words correctly. Thats neat.

Oh, good. A gentle rapist.

Oh good. The DOJ is on it. That will produce results <most melodramatic eyeroll I can muster>

Wgaf about the asshole. How's the spider?

WHY WERE THE CHILDREN THERE??

Waiting for Iran to post about this some we can find out what's actually happening from a reliable source

Huge if true

Is running as an independent unreasonable? @katmabu.bsky.social How many signatures does that take? How many followers would you need?

This is war Every line is about What i don't want to write about Anymore

There isn't anyone. He can say anything bc there's no way to verify this statement. Fantastic news tho, minus that 1 crucial detail.

It *feels like* there are significantly more options where we are just less involved.

luigi#2 ^^

Fear Factor Extreme: challenge 1 - swallow an entire spoonful of yogurt without any chewing whatsoever

I can *FEEL* how hood things are getting, which is why im on 3x the antidepressants I was on pre 2016

The Department of JustIce Justice. Fuckin hell.

I would like to see: The Dept of Justice indict Ice Just Ice The dept of just indict ice The Dept of JustIce.

Bluesky has reinvented chatrooms.

"I drink like a sailor, and I cuss like a mick. My only words of wisdom are 'suck my dick' (alt: "radio edit")."

"He'll just remove himself and disassociate from everything for a few minutes a couple times a day. We think his sub-conscience is taking little mini-naps from the character he's playing. Literally, mental commercial breaks. He is truly exhausted."

If I lose u Then I lose

Sleepy Don.

Lifehack: Give any event the tag 'pride night' and enjoy a maga-free evening!

So basically there are conservatives and liberals in Iran And his solution is to kill the liberals Take a moment to think about if that's a sound repeatable strategy

I'm happy to say I never watched a single shitty predictable episode.

Interesting maneuver. Your most adamant supporters will hate you for this and you will earn absolutely no points from those who support it and already hate you.

There are 1,379 reasons I don't believe prezInept didn't write this.

I heard Virginia is months away from having nuclear weapons. Cofveve. Thabk you for your attention to this matter.

ProTip: if you pray over the meal and eat the leftovers within 5 business days, you don't need to re-pray over the leftovers.

The art of the deal: Say everything. Deny everything. Keep making new claims until one sticks. Continuously claim victory.

This is what we get when Iran is playing chess and we're playing battleship

I hear there is a new ally in the war for information.

I trust Iran's AI created Lego war propaganda to be more accurate than billionaire owned mainstream media.

2 days ago, our master commander announced, "agreed to never close the straits again." You guessed it. Markets open, and... waala. Straits closed.

Secret groups in congress that have criteria on when they can agree to go against party to Impeach and convict the prez Oof.

I hope we do it And I hope it's just painted poor quality copper.

If u got dirt on yer boss or a politician nows the time to make it public Js

Govt shutdown is over, pay them! Sounds like higher prices to me It's almost as if it was planned