Its time to play: Is it just later in the day or am I over my cold suddenly?

Realizing that a good portion of the most toxic people in my life are the same star sign really makes me believe in astrology.

The Goats were calling, so I had to go.

It's really rude that I can't wake up early without being extra tired. And no, going to sleep earlier is not an option.

Here are my top 10 fall dogs!

Can't wait to see how this looks glazed lol

One moment you're planning a trip to see your international friends and the next you get body slammed by the price of having teeth

All I'm saying is I need MCR's current tour to be released on the silver screen like Beyonce or Taylor Swift's. I missed it in my city and I'm still crashing out over it

I miss putting on the most ridiculous makeup on during work hours and not worrying about it because no one called me. Moving up in your career has its downsides.

Love when I get 18 texts from area codes I've never visited in the morning all just saying "hello" 🙃🙃🙃

Just a casual evening

A story in two parts.

Damn this set up is making me want to root for James C @hoodslam.bsky.social 💀

A reenactment of me getting a spam call: Me: This number is from Vermont. I don't know anyone from Vermont who would call me. Also me: But what if it's Bernie Sanders and he needs my help?

what is the best fund to support children or seperated families taken by ICE?

you feel like a big man, shooting an unarmed woman from behind? you fucking dickless cur. i hope you drown in your own piss.

Sometimes, I yearn for simpler times before my friends developed paletes for refined boba. I'm a raccoon of a person and want my fruit flavored drink without pulp and seeds and real-ness.

I spent 30 minutes trying to write something. Made a post. Deleted a post. How do I encapsulate my rage, my grief, my entire life experience and that of countless others? Medical misogyny destroys lives. It happened to me. It's happening now. It's getting worse. It must stop. We must stop it.

I miss when the internet was fun

Kind of obsessed with these glass blueberries I made.

My boss said I was very popular during my performance review and as a generally awkward person, that felt like a gold star on my report card ⭐

Didn't tell my dentist but I had a pop tart like RIGHT after my teeth cleaning

The best part of taking a pottery class is I will have a TON of lopsided cups and mugs and planter pots that my loved ones will have to pretend to like as gifts 💝

Wild that we got American Pope before GTA6

I recently got to do another author interview about an upcoming book, it was a a lovely chat. It made me want to share my last author interview with Chloe Ford on her debut novel "Work Trip." Give it a listen, we had a fun time! open.spotify.com/episode/2z7Q...

You can say I can pull 😏

We got what we assed for @hoodslam.bsky.social

Went on a walk. Got proposed to by a stranger. Not a bad afternoon overall.

Why are so many things I want to do during work hours 😭

Sending ~subtle hints~ about what I want to do for my birthday in the way of approximately 45 links to treehouse weekend getaways

I hope my boyfriend understands when I say I bought him a sweet treat, that it was an excuse to buy something. What I meant was I bought us a sweet treat and I fully intend to have half of it.

I got him a bowtie

I closed out two big projects at work this week and honestly it's quite rude that I still have to log on when I just want to sleep for the next 36 hours at least.

Sometimes I'm truly in awe of the power of the fully developed prefrontal cortex.

If I had a nickel for each time a man on a bicycle shouted at my boyfriend about how thick I am, I'd have two nickels.

Let me just sink into the ground at the realization that the project I spent the last three months on had a huge typo on the front cover.

You know, April Fool's Day is really missing a mascot. Easter has the bunny, Christmas has Santa, even thanksgiving has a turkey. So this year, please leave out cookies and clown noses or whatever for Jimmy the Jokester.

CA friends - thread up and down for a cat who needs a home.

Can anyone explain to me the appeal of making your vehicle so loud it sets of car alarms???

When @rudorampage.bsky.social let's you get a goth gf in DnD

Last night was real.

Not me yelling at my baby cousin to hurry up and be 21 so I can take him to clubs as though I am not also affected by the passage of time.

More of this please

My relationship be like

Climate change thoughts: Would you still be able to hear the ghosts scream if Alcatraz was underwater?

After missing the last few, I finally got back to @hoodslam.bsky.social and they put on a SHOW.

"You Can't Spell Stonewall Without The T" is Out Now! Listen at: ditto.fm/you-cant-spe... All proceeds are going to GLAD Law to support the fight back against Trump’s anti-LGBTQ+ executive orders www.glad.org Please listen / share / add to your playlists #Trump #LGBWithTheT #TransRights #LGBTHM

Sorry friends, the cookie says I can't hang out 😔

Out with the boys, fresh from a stint