I live and breathe SCEP like the workers at Chernobyl lived and breathed cesium isotopes.

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

I'm putting together a powerpoint on SCEP, and it hurts my very soul.

For me it was Atlas Shrugged. It made me realize that the teenage ideals I had about libertarianism were complete trash, as was anyone claiming Rand as an inspiration, and set me resolutely on a left path that goes on until this day.

Remember NFTs? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Once again, because it bears repeating: Do NOT use wikipedia to design your PKI architecture.

After two days of cabf, having dinner in the rooftop bar of my hotel in Warsaw with a book for company is about right.

@dantilert.bsky.social dude…like…dude!

Sick and tired of being sick, but man am I plowing TV shows. Now on to For All Mankind.

A fan of the books I read as a kid, I approached Foundation with an open mind. Best contemporary political commentary in SciFi since Battlestar Galactica, shared with Andor.

They channeled Portal so hard for Severance, and I’m all for it.

This will never stop being hilarious.

Bad Keyboards Thread: So I like to make intentionally bad keyboards, in part because of my unfulfilled blood feud with mechanical keyboard enthusiasts, but mainly because I like being a chaos gremlin. Most recently, the Juggling Keyboard: bsky.app/profile/foon...

Boardcoding – implementing features for absolutely no use other than to please shareholders.

Wondering whether teaching my toddler to dropkick people whole hollering "Haduken!" is, while cute af, wise.

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

If you see this, post an Archer

Nothing beats being out on a sailboat, safely nestled in a little cove miles away from civilization, while gale winds pound the windward shores and rain patters onto the deck. A pocket universe, safe and warm until the wind shifts.

Die a hero or see yourself become a boomer.

Instead of debugging ISO-date-code I'm using chatgpt to deathmatch various world leaders.

I figured out how to build a a gabion out of rebar after some prototyping. I’m making terraces. I’m putting terraces on my terraces.

Dog in a cat suit.

It’s not that I have a total of three devices in my kitchen that show the time, it’s that none of them can actually keep it.

Opsec needs to be an obligatory class

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

I’m glad to report that in spite of its grievous injury, I was able to save the life of this wild tofu I encountered.

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

Varför heter det ”fullkorn” och inte ”helvete”?

Never interrupt an enemy while they’re making a mistake or your kids when they’re playing quietly

Oooh, the MDSP drama continues!

Funny, I remember back when I started university, graph calculators were banned for the first couple of years. Why? Because they wanted you to grasp the fundamentals, which means calculating and verifying by hand. Holds true to this day.

In short. US: Stop beating us at gaming capitalism, manufacturing and economics or we’ll set ourselves on fire, which will cause nasty smoke that will make you cough. China: ?? US: 🔥 China: Dear god, put yourself out. US: make us.

Just dreamt of the latest conspiracy theory: Adrenochrome being linked to Chrome the browser, and PKI vendors being bombed with qanons demanding their 45 day certs.

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

Somebody called me a star at work today. I pointed out that I'm more of a comet – I'm a star once every 63 years, the rest of the time I'm just hanging out in outer space minding my own business.

I de tvåhövdades rike är den skelögde kung

Via @glasswall.bsky.social , from www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202... ... Are they high?

Oh wow. This just in from a CISA spokesperson: “The CVE Program is invaluable to cyber community and a priority of CISA. Last night, CISA executed the option period on the contract to ensure there will be no lapse in critical CVE services. We appreciate our partners’ and stakeholders’ patience.”

Uncle Sam abruptly turns off funding for CVE program. Yes, that CVE program