Damn Solanum really said it is what it is.

Fuck you *Unhaunts your house*

*unbakes your potato*

I’m about to become religious again cause I wanna believe that some of these people have a hell to go to when they die.

I’m a simple man I play overwatch and I ban sombra.

I love that vessel is a woo girl #sleeptoken

What do you think the new popes wawa order was?

For those playing Oblivion dont forget to be the lusty Argonian maid you wanna see in the world. #oblivion #bethesda

Idk man, if I could do flips as effortlessly as Benson Boone I think I would be doing them as much as he does.

‘ACAB includes the fun police’ - @andr3wsky.bsky.social

Important reminder: corporations don’t give a shit about you. Act accordingly.

Sleep Token start and end a song in the same genre: level impossible.

We yearn for the logs.

April fools? In this economy?

Sir. There’s been a second angry bird.

Look I’m a simple man, I see someone stealing from a corporation and I simply forget that I did.

The people yearn for modern baseball. It’s me I’m people.

Just give me more Sax Token. That shit did something to my brain chemistry. #sleeptoken

I can relate due to inflation All my PTO for one vacation

Instagram knows my favorite part about MagFest is seeing the shrimp.

Whats a game that you think everyone should play in terms of a profound impact/message? For me I always think of a game like Spec Ops: The Line that was grossly underrated in the rise of the super solider genre of the 2010s. #gaming

Bro its so hard to collect all the Pokemon cards for even just 1 pokemon. What do you mean there's a Haunter stamped World Champions promo of Jason Martinez signature who was the junior world champion runner up in 2009. #pokemon #pokemonTCG #haunter

I feel like Roy Kent just growling at these stupid ass headlines.

#magfest2025 was incredible but I think I was most excited that the shrimp were here again. #shrimp

Went to open tiktok after I sat on the toilet. Damn.

In the armsss of the angelsssssss

where the fuck is a new NHL Hitz. give it to me cowards.

So let me get this straight, America is gonna ban tiktok so tiktok users flock to a new app that has way more Chinese influence than tiktok. America is a joke, but we already knew this.

What stupid company is over paying to keep OfficeMax in business this place is a wasteland

Its my last day off, im devastated.

it is hilarious to see marvel rivals go though the same issues that overwatch did, its some serious deja vu.

You could not pay me enough to care about the drones in NJ. Unless they’re brining me free healthcare or student loan forgiveness miss me with that noise.

Return the slabbbbbb

I wish to all CEOs a very bad nightmare.

Somehow #thrice is essentially 3 and 4 on the #spotifywrapped

Best TikTok comment of the day #doctorwho

I don’t know if I can truly explain how much joy the sight of a fresh pizza pie brings me.

True, Air Bud is a modern marvel of a movie!

me when I fuck your mom, chat.

I haven’t seen a show that nails the musical accompaniment quite like Arcane did in a long time.

Elon wishes so hard that he was Seto Kaiba

Scout thinking to herself, ‘couldn’t this meeting just have been an email’

Time to start shitposting again, I gotta catch up to my 10k post count on that dead site.

My cute Halloween art that had to have a fun spooky twist added to it!

Idk if we want this freak @feverfeve.bsky.social on bluesky

Hands up

I'm afraid I have fallen into the deep deep pit of pokemon card collecting again. pls send 𝚑̶𝚎̶𝚕̶𝚙̶ money for cards. #pokemon Peep the cards here tho app.getcollectr.com/showcase/pro...