// YES!!!

He gives his OWN thumbs up. I'm assuming this is to himself.

"I think I'm in love. ." DUDE SHE KISSED YOU.

"Pfft, me?! Yes I am."

"Nono! Not at all captain!!"

And then, the crew departs. Mark is a literal tomato, okay maybe not literally, but you get what I'm saying.

". .Hey." Yea he definitely is.

"Woah uh-- hey captain. ." Dude he's a red as lava right now.

"Thank you captain!" I would kiss him personally, just saying.

Mark gives his fuckass thumbs up. "It changes a lot actually!"

He glances at her, waiting for her approval to do something, really anything.

"What? Like this?" He grabs her hand. Mark.

Mark turns around to face the crew SLOWLY. Before waving at them. Mark please don't do anything stupid. .

The crew then, somehow, show up right behind Mark. What the fuck is this ship.

"Oh right. Might as well confirm those rumors!" What are you gonna do, just KISS her?? Yea he's definitely gonna do that.

"But hey, we don't need to tell the crew at all! Let's just act like we hate each other!" Mark there's-- oh whatever.

Now she can easily see him spawn a coffee mug out of nowhere. He takes a sip, awaiting the captains response. He also isn't letting go, of course.

He INSTANTLY takes her hand. "Alright captain, what now?" He's acting like he didn't just confess his feelings two seconds ago.

"Never better captain." . .Okay that is actually kinda sweet.

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//guys i did smth @m0therloving.bsky.social

He gives a slight grin, raising up his fist for a thumbs up.

YES! I mean uh. Yeah, somehow better catch Mark, because that idiot is FAINTING.

He gives a nod, quite literally shaking in his boots at the moments.

"So uh. ." He glances around, pulling at his own collar. "What's your answer. .?"

//would yall fw this for an account?

"Okay. . not wrong. ."

. . . "Hey now." "Okay, maybe SOME of my thoughts aren't in my head. . all the time. ."

"Of course!" That damn smug grin.

"Pfft, what are you talking about captain, ME? I always keep my thoughts in MY head!" He looks like a tomato.

"Phew, glad the captain didn't hear me confess my feelings for her!" . .Mark.

"UH YOU HEARD NOTHING!" His face is RED.

"I think I like the captain. ."

"Okay, captain!" Might as well just tell him out right. .

"What rumors??" Idiot.

"I mean, I'm not complaining. ." MARK??

"I'm flattered, but could you. . let go of my hand. .?" Aw, he's flattered. Do not let go of his fucking hand, he's gonna somehow cause the ship to EXPLODE.

"Uh, I'm sure if we see what exactly he did, and when, with the trusty cameras, I'm sure we could figure something out!" Holy shit. . he's acting. . SMART??

//this my goat btw 😭

"Oh right." "You know I thought he was me for a second. . I couldn't tell each other apart." THIS GUY.

"Well, we've learned one thing. ." "Nobody can sabotage the Invincible II! Or you." THAT FUCKING GRIN.

"Uhh. . no. He kinda looked like me. .?" "No wonder he was handsome." "Wait no, I didn't mean it like that."

With that dumb grin on his face, probably not. He has no idea what's going on.

Just on cue, Mark shows up. "Hello, captain!"

"Alright!" They say exactly what I said earlier.

"Nothing, nothing. Just go and ask captain!"

"OH CMON!!"

"Oh c'mon captain, I'm being honest!"

"Captain! Pft, there's no need for that!" Slap him away. .

"Whaaat? No. . ." Yes. Talk to the crew CAPTAIN.