ʷᵉ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ. . . ᵃⁿᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ! ꜱᴍɢ3! (ꜱᴘᴏɪʟᴇʀꜱ!!) ( #RP #MVRP )

"That Rose guy ain't so bad after all. ."

"I wonder how that Rose person is feelin'. ."

"Thanks darling." He delivers one final wink, before turning around and walking off. Man, I hate seeing him go, but I love to watch him leave. . . .who said that?

"You could've easily said no, darling. Most people do anyway." He shrugs, before removing his hat, and throwing it to Rose. "Keep it, if you want. Just incase ya miss me a little. ."

"Still, I gotta thank you for that haircut earlier. Really helped a lot. ." He knows this, and the second it looks like he's about to do something he. . backs off. "But hey, if you don't like. . me. ." Again with the wink. "That's fine, darling."

"Maybe I am! But that's the beauty of it, ain't it?" He snickers softly, stepping just a little closer. "You never know."

"Y'know, somethin' tells me you missed me, darling." He still has that grin on his. . very kissable. . face. Not that I would kiss him or anything. . heh. . "Or maybe I'm lookin' at this wrong, you tell me."

"My dreams must be a reality then." He chuckles softly, walking toward Rose. Is-- is that music in the background? Like. . . .like romantic music?

"Gotta admit. ." He delivers a wink, a. . whip sound playing from. . somewhere. I wouldn't question it. ". .you must be happy to see me again. No matter the context." I KNOW I AM! What?

He is quite literally crouched down, he thinks he's SOO hidden. He steps on branch, causing it to crack under his boot. "Ah, damn."

Illinois debates internally for a moment, before snickering quietly and. . . .sneakily following Rose from behind.

"Ah, what a shame! Guess I should find the person who said all that about me. ." Ooh he knows what he's doing. "See you around, darling."

"Is that so? Well then. . tell me darling. ." He steps slightly closer, still holding that cocky grin. "Who was it then?"

"I think you DID say that. ." He can't help but chuckle quietly. Has he always been this. . good looking?

"Good to see that." He clicks his tongue, still having that damn grin on his face.

ʷᵉˡˡ ʷᵉˡˡ. . . ʷᵉˡˡ ! ᴇᴅᴜᴀʀᴅᴏ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛ! (ꜱᴘᴏɪʟᴇʀꜱ!!) ( #RP #MVRP )

ˢᵗᵃʳ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ. . . ˢʰᵒʷ ! ᴇᴅᴅ! (ꜱᴘᴏɪʟᴇʀꜱ!!) ( #RP #MVRP )

ˢᵒ ˡᵒⁿᵍ. . . ᵒˡᵈ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈˢ ! ᴛᴏʀᴅ! (ꜱᴘᴏɪʟᴇʀꜱ!!) ( #RP #MVRP )

"They always say that." He gives her that fucking wink again.

"Y'know, they always fall in love with me. ." He grins, slightly staring at the other with that. . handsome face.

"You're holding onto me? How sweet!" He snickers, clearly messing with her again.

"Don't worry darling, with me by your side! Nothing bad will happen!" Just ignore all the other deaths. .

"Not the first time I've heard that one! Although I believe that same person did die in that boulder-accident. ." He ponders for a second. "But hey, I'll make sure you'll be fine!"

"You seem a little flustered there darling, you feeling alright?" He snickers softly.

He chuckles to himself, trying to act like his stupidity was all a façade. "Oh c'mon. I can't mess with you now?"

He turns around to look at her, now he's walking backwards. Gotta be careful there. "Like I said darling, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 here is dangerous. That rock could've. ." He's really thinking here about how that specific rock could be dangerous. "Eh, forget it. Just follow me. ."

"For all we know, this rock could be dangerous!" He taps his knuckle on the rock, nothing happens. "Alright. Maybe not that one then." He gives a slight chuckle, as he continues to venture through the path. "C'mon!"

"Well of course it is darling, everything here is dangerous!" He leans on a rock, as a way to take a breather, he's still grinning like an idiot. Still handsome though.

"Well. . there's nothing exploding, 𝘺𝘦𝘵." He clicks his tongue, leading her deeper into the cavern.

"Okay but still, I'd carry you through an explosion. Wouldn't that be. . 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘭?" He grins, winking again. Everytime he does wink, a whip sound is heard.

"Oh, of course I would! I would probably carry you through an explosion. . slow motion shots on my handsome face. ." He grins, thinking of the amazing reaction he would get from saving her life.

"Just a reminder, my previous associate died due to a. . boulder-accident. Whatever that means." He chuckles to himself. "Sure that won't happen to you!"

Illinois just stares at the skeleton for a moment, before pushing it back down slowly. "Alright." Soon, they make it to. . somewhere. Guess this is where he wanted to take her. "Well, well, well. ."

He scoffs at what she says, crossing his arms. Thankfully, they're away from the traps, so nothing can really. . get them anymore. "Y'know, none of my other associates 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 had the stones to make it this far. ." Before he can say another word, an obviously "fake" skeleton shows up. .

He gives some sort of nod, as a way to say he is listening. "Can't be as cool as this though. ." He grins, glancing around at the scenery.

After going through the passageway, he turns to look at her. "So. . what is it that you do for a living?"

"These traps always seem to be perfectly timed to miss you if you're going at a. . casual walk. I think they count on people panicking and. . jumping around." A fire trap just barely misses him. "Well 𝘺𝘰𝘶, you're cool as a cucumber. 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵."

"No. I will not. Hey, I may be single, but I'm married to the job, and my 'associates' never last long. So. . best not to get too attached." He easily passes by the swinging sickle, and all the other traps hidden through the passageway. "Oh I wouldn't worry about these traps. ."

// practicing my wilford voice.. it's slowly getting better!

Ego? Like. . a Markiplier Ego? My bad. "I know what you're thinking. . and I've already answered it. . yes. ." He winks, a grin appearing on his. . quite handsome face. "I am single."

"Right, right, one-time thing. Everyone says that, but when they get a glimpse of me. It's not a one-time thing anymore." With a cocky grin, he leads her to a more closed-in area of the cave. Obvious traps line up against the walls. "The name's Illinois, pleasure to meet 𝘮𝘦."

"Hey, you are the one following 𝘮𝘦. I think our meeting is destiny." He chuckles softly, continuing to lead her deeper into these caverns. "C'mon, slowpoke. You gotta keep up, if you wanna roll with the big boys. ."

The man sighs, staring at the ( READER ). "Yes, don't you worry. I'm 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦." With a cocky grin, he continues to venture through the cavern.

ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ. . . ᶠᵉˡˡ ⁱⁿ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵐᵉ . ɪʟʟɪɴᴏɪꜱ! (ꜱᴘᴏɪʟᴇʀꜱ!!) ( #RP #MVRP )

// expect this man to show up in the future. 👀

With one of his idiotic grins, he signs it off. "There you go!"

After a few minutes, he returns safe and sound. "Alright captain, everything seems to be in order! No faults, no messes, not a scratch!" Mark just speak normally.

He straightens up, saluting them. "Yes, captain!" He rushes off. What a dork.