"EDD! WHERE ARE YA, YOU BIG LOSERR?!"

"Man this Rose person is STUPID."

"YES! THAT LOSER GOT A DAMN COLD!" He's dancing now because of this.

He's still sprinting away, now he's going over to his apartment. "Alright, guess I gotta wait for this to take effect. . any second now. ."

"Oh, HELL yes!" And without warning, he delivers a right hook directly to the other's face, before sprinting off. "I'M NUMERO UNO!!"

He clicks his tongue, a quiet chuckle escaping him. "Guess I'm in luck then! My neighbor DOES have superpowers! Or. . did. It's hard to tell." With a quick motion, Eduardo decides to completely chug whatever is in the flask. Probably not the best idea but, oh well.

Eduardo's eyes glimmer for a moment, a devious grin etched onto his face. "Ya say. . 'stronger', 'quicker'? So, let's say. . hypothetically. . I'd be better than. . my neighbor?" He snatches the flask, examining it.

"Yeah, just makin' sure ya don't have any of that LOSER Cola. ." Eduardo groans, crossing his arms. "Ya got any. . diet Cola?"

Eduardo scoffs, taking another sip from the mug. "How about you just go back to your pathetic 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 for me, eh?" He gives a snarky grin, chuckling quietly. "I mean, we 𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘓𝘓 know he's nothing more than a LOSER!"

He can't help but laugh, as he takes a sip of whatever's inside the coffee mug, his hair glowing green for a quick second. ". .'Ey, who's NUMERO UNO again? That's right! Know your place!" You were just squirming in fear.

He almost instantly backs up. "Woah, how did you. . hear that?" Eduardo chuckles nervously, before grabbing the coffee mug right next to him. Aww, it's got a radioactive symbol on it!

"Maybe I should start drinkin' more of that radioactive waste. ." "Gotta beat up that Rose person somehow. ."

"I might try and kill Edd again. ."

"You want me to keep my RIVAL'S name out of MY mouth?!" "Ooh, when I eventually get my powers again I'm gonna--" He gets interrupted by his 'friend' Mark, opening the door. The door slammed directly in his face.

A painful groan as he hits the ground, HARD. After a second he stumbles back up, clearly dazed and confused, he's using the wall as support. "YOU SON OF A--" He gets interrupted by his own coughing. Eugh.

"What are YOU gonna do, eh?! Hit me?!" He scoffs at the idea of it. "I don't think your little loser boyfriend EDD would like that!"

"OH I'M GONNA HURT THAT ROSE PERSON!"

"Oh, it's FINE! Just. ." Eduardo groans, crossing his arms. ". .be wary of that LOSER Edd."

"I didn't say ANYTHING about Tord killing my friend, who I'm totally still not sad about!" . . . "Oh dammit Eduardo."

"I already talked about the art contest! Man, you losers NEVER listen to numero uno!" "And yes, I'm talking about that good-for-nothin' lunatic who made a giant FUCKIN' robot, and killed my. ." He goes silent for a second. "I didn't say that last part."

"Well. . when I first moved in my house, Edd was my neighbor. . our orders got switched up, I got that 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 Cola. ." "While that LOSER Edd got that 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 Diet Cola. . then we started bickering again." "Then my house got blown up by some stupid red Commie bastard!!"

"ME?! INSECURE?! Oh, you're a funny guy, ya know that?!" "Did Edd ever tell ya that I almost beat him when we got our powers? If it wasn't for that damn monster. . and Edd being so kind. . I WOULD'VE GOTTEN 'EM!" He huffs, crossing his arms.

Oh boy his demeanor is cracking a little. "Because I-- errr. . eh, you got me. I don't REALLY like you." He mutters something under his breath, before groaning. "The reason I'm so 'mean' to him, is because well, let's face it, I'M BETTER THAN HIM!!"

He stammers for a moment, before shaking his head. "I do!" He doesn't. "Besides, Edd SUCKS! When we both got superpowers, I HAD THE COOLER OUTFIT!"

"What? You don't want me to call him LOSER?" He grins, crossing his arms. Damn that ego is huge. "Edd IS a loser, he's weak, and he'll ALWAYS be in second place!"

( @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social ) "Oh great it's you again, I mean--" He stammers on his words, before leaning against the door of his apartment room. "So. . how's that loser, Edd?" Saved it. . yeah.

"That Rose person really pisses me off. ." "Like of ALL the people in the world to date, you pick 𝘌𝘋𝘋?!"

"Of course I am!" He delivers a proud grin, clearly he has a HUGE ego that just needs to be popped. "That good for nothin' Edd won a good for nothin' art contest, and his drawing wasn't even that good! He made fun of me for it!" He sighs, resting his hand on his chin.

"Yeah, a loser who likes Cola. ." He clearly mumbles that under his breath so Rose can't hear it. He crosses his arms again, a quiet groan of frustration escaping him. "Little do 𝘺𝘰𝘶 know, I'm 𝐍𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐔𝐧𝐨! That loser Edd is always in 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦!"

His frustrated demeanor quickly switches to a confused one. He slowly accepts the handshake. "Did that 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳 mention me or somethin'?" He lets his hand drop back down to his side, as he tilts his head in confusion.

Eduardo quietly grumbles something under his breath, before crossing his arms. Looking at him more closely, he just screams 'bully of the week'. "You're datin' 𝘔𝘠 neighbor, ain'tcha?!" He seems appalled at the idea that someone out there, wants Edd.

"You-- 𝘢𝘳𝘦?" A quiet huff from Eduardo, before he pauses. His expression changing from slightly annoyed to. . neutral. "I think I recognize ya from somewhere. ." "Yeah-- yeah wait, I 𝘥𝘰 know ya from somewhere!"

"How did you--" Eduardo looks around, clearly confused by this. Before giving up and returning his attention back to the worker.

"What? 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴?" He gives another snarky grin, before smacking the passport out of his hand, again.

"I--. . huh." Not the weirdest thing he's seen, I mean, his house got taken over by a ghost one time.

"My NEIGHBOR has a date?!" . . . "Loser."

He glances down to look at it, quite literally getting glasses to read it better. "I can't read this 𝘓𝘖𝘚𝘌𝘙 crap! Too damn blurry!" He groans, smacking the passport out of Benrey's hand.

"Who are YOU?!" Eduardo turns to finally just. . stare at Benrey. "No seriously, who are ya."

"YOU COME BACK FOR THAT LOSER?!" Eduardo gets up from his chair and marches back over to the front desk, and forcefully shoves Benrey out of the way. Ooh, he's pissed. "You listen here, SCUM! I don't care how much they PAY ya, but you're startin' to PISS ME OFF!"

"Wha-- HEY! I'M STILL ORDERING, LOSER!!" Eduardo grumbles something under his breath, before walking over to some random table, pulling out the chair, and sitting on it. "Stupid workers think they're better than ME. ."

Eduardo notices it, and turns slightly to glare at Benrey. He stammers for a second before turning back to the worker. "Weirdos, am I rig--" The worker is gone.

Eduardo slams his hands on the table between himself and the worker, he glances around at everyone else within the café, before returning his attention to the worker. "Give me your 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 coffee!" He gives a snarky grin.

And here comes Eduardo himself, he kicks open the door to the café, storming in. "𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭!" He crosses his arms as he walks over to the poor worker, clearly looking like the 'bully of the week' kinda guy.

ʷᵉˡˡ ʷᵉˡˡ. . . ʷᵉˡˡ ! ᴇᴅᴜᴀʀᴅᴏ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛ! (ꜱᴘᴏɪʟᴇʀꜱ!!) ( #RP #MVRP )

// well, well, well indeed.

// well, well, well! // uhhhh. . eduardo event on this account. soon. .

// zee. i saw that. 👁👁

"Man, you all are nothing but 𝘤𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴. ."

// love how everyone is hating on tord, this is so fun to see!!