Fabulous idea!

The Ellisons, who ruined TikTok, who laid off thousands of employees at Oracle, who destroyed CBS and its gem, 60 Minutes, all in service of pleasing trump so they can get ahold of a paramount/Warner Brothers merger, are also renovating the Astor mansion in Newport. Tax the rich. Tax them a lot.

For Pride Month, 🍊💩🤡 in the WH who loves to talk about the 🍆 of other men, is hosting a skintastic battle between sweaty men on a glitzy stage. The Proud Boy in chief will watch amidst custom ordered beefcake in tight uniforms. Hail to the Chief, indeed! Wonder why he really needs a ball room?

Great new pack from the cutest doggies in town! 🐾🐾🐾🐾 Thanks Doc & Murphy Dog! 💙🩵💙🩵

Damn, Hacks. Damn, you! What am I supposed to do now? 😭

“The deflecting pool of lies” www.instagram.com/reel/DY7hd_x...

When this is over, and I hope and pray it will be over sooner rather than later, we need to claw back all the money 🍊🤡 and his family stole, extorted, grifted, and embezzled, and use it to fix all the monuments and heritage sites this corrosive sack of 💩 ruined to feed his ego.

Good night, Blue Sky. As you lay your weary head down to welcome the warm embrace of slumber, dream sweet dreams knowing in our nation’s capitol a demented, festering old man is facing another fitful night trying to calm the realization of his impending death & that he never inspired real love.

Dragons were mythical beasts whose sole purpose - to guard their hoarded treasure. They lived lonely lives, growing ever more bitter and greedy. Any claim to their cache was met with danger to the petitioner, resulting in certain, painful, fiery death. Btw, trump is going after E. Jean Carroll.

Really, Texas Republicans! Paxton? I guess we know what pussies trump is grabbing.

Imagine staging another fake assassination attempt and no one cares. He wasn’t shot He didn’t win He’s still in the files

HUD making it easy to evict tenants with emotional support animals. Let’s recap: They said “Back the Blue” but give $2B to cop killers They said “Support the Military” but throw out vets with service dogs Make it make sense. I dare you.

Congratulations, Elon. You’re going to be a trillionaire. Also, Kevin O’Leary, you’ll have the world’s largest data center. I’m not forgetting you, Bezos, you figured out how to not pay taxes on your billions. Well done, all of you. I just wonder, how far can you push people before they push back?

If you’re an educator, or have an educator in your life, never buy from Amazon again, nor support any Jeff Bezos owned company. His comment today, “paying 2x more taxes wouldn’t change the life of a teacher in Queens,” reeks of contempt. Fuck Jeff Bezos, fuck Amazon, fuck Whole Foods, fuck Prime.

I actually was saying this out loud when I saw this. My congressional rep only represents Donald trump, and since the DOJ just said he’s basically exempt from taxes, I don’t see why any of us have to pay. POTUS sets the standard, right?

It’s happening again. As we speak, it’s happening again. To children. Fuck your thoughts and prayers. We need reform and regulation. It’s happening to children. Goddammit.

I 📞my rep (NY-1) & gave my concern after Speaker Johnson explained members of Congress simply cannot make ends meet on $174k yrly. I offered tips that he should stop ordering avocado toast, make coffee at home, & not buy new clothes. After all, I’m not unsympathetic to the harsh economic times.

I’ve been out of commission all day. Did he sell out Taiwan yet?

The will of the people is being thwarted. When do we say enough? It had better be soon, we’re running out of time.

trump has angered many by depicting himself as a religious figure. But, I’m sorry to tell you, I know of 2 miracles he performed. 1. He made my husband a Democrat. 2. He got this lapsed Catholic to defend the Pope. Glory be.

I am Spartacus

You know that feeling when you know you have to break up with a terrible person, but you’re afraid of what’s going to happen because they’re so unstable? Just asking, no particular reason.

Good follows!

I don’t eat to live with these people. Is that selfish?

Oh, no! Hope I don’t get in trouble!

The president is under no obligation to attend the WHCD. He is an invited guest. And until now, all presidents that attended did so without incident. The problem is, drumroll, please, trump. Do not use my tax dollars for this abomination of a ballroom.

We need the ability to edit.

Why is Rep. LaLota’s office phone giving a busy signal? I assume they have multiple lines, & I know for a fact they have voicemail, so what’s going on? Did someone forget to put the phone back on the cradle or is his office staff tired of telling constituents that they’ll pass on the message? 🤔

I call bullshit

Journalists, you should not have invited him. If that was out of your control, you should not attend. If you already bought your ticket, your tux or gown, and got a date, you should still not attend. If your bosses are making you go, you should still not attend. Do not attend. Don’t go.

Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️

Now that it is so obvious that trump and his administration are such unbelievably huge losers, will republicans still stand behind him or start doing their jobs? Asking for a friend.

I think trump losing power is well worth a yes vote. We’re counting on you, Virginia!

Being anti-Netanyahu is not anti-Semitic. It’s anti-corruption, anti-genocide. It’s pro-peace.

My representative, Nick Lalota, NY-01, is, like the other Republican members of Congress, an empty suit with no purpose in Washington than to do trump’s bidding. Stop being cowards and do your jobs. For the love of God, nut up!

As the daughter of a WWII soldier, I am offended by Chairman Caine’s invocation of fighter pilots in Japan today while talking about sailors in Hormuz. WWII was a just war w/Congressional approval. We are deploying brave young men and women to Iran for trumps ego. One was noble, the other waste.

Thank you!

Sometimes I think how The Beatles were barely 30 when they broke up. All that music, the lyrics that transcend time, they were still in their 20s. That’s amazing! Isn’t it? I’m almost 60 & hardly have the imagination to write a grocery list, let alone a life defining lyric. I just, wow, amazing.

Who thinks it would be funny to send the members of 🍊🤡’s Cabinet articles on how to write a resume and job listings. I kind of think that’s funny.

Orban lost. Ketchup, you are about to do the lord’s work.

It’s almost like sending 3 arrogant, self-important men to negotiate with a proud people facing existential threats was not the best idea.

Melania, dear, didn’t your mother ever tell you to keep your mouth closed and your legs crossed? Whoops, I mean, better to be thought a whore than to open your mouth and leave no doubt. Whoops! My bad! I meant only banging rich men for their money and connections isn’t shady at all. Omg! I meant,

Jesus. Log off for a few hours and Melania feels so neglected she has to hold a press conference.

Fill the blanks: The Puerto Rican student on Welcome Back, Kotter was Juan ______. Autoimmune disease causing extreme fatigue is _____-Barre. trump started war in Iran, murdered schoolgirls, got soldiers killed, & threatened a millennia old civilization w/annihilation to hide the ______ files.

Two-Week Donny

Seems like a great day for coup.

Release the trump/Epstein files!

Isn't it time that Europe's leaders came together to try and force disclosure of all those Epstein files!!

To those of you watching trump’s speech tonight so I don’t have to: bless you, you do the Lord’s work.